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Lews Hamilton Headlines (for lazy Journos)
« on: March 09, 2008, 21:28:31 »
Hello,

As the popular press will no doubt put F1 in their diaries no that they have realized there is some other sport other than football, I thought we could help them out by wiring thier headlines for them.

Here are my guesses for 2008 headlines,

Lewis Hamilton leaves pub a bit tipsy
BREWIS HAMILTON

Lewis Hamilton leaves club worse for wear
LEWISH HAMMERED-TON

Then is sick
SPEWIS HAMILTON

Celeb model dates Lewis Hamilton
YOU-KISS HAMILTON

Same headline in news of the world
SCREWIS HAMILTON

More Gory details
LEWIS RAM-ILTON

More Gossip related to above
LEWIS PRAM-ILTON

Lewis says he always left study too late
LEWIS CRAMILTON

Lewis legs it when his mates are in a fight
LEWIS SCRAMILTON

ITV involved in TV-Phone meet an F1 Driver vote price fix
LEWIS SCAM-ILTON

Caption of Lewis looking at someone who won
YOU-WISH HAMILTON

Lewis gets nicked for Speeding
LEWIS DOES-A-TON

Lewis blanks fan
LEWIS HAMIL-SHUN

Lewis gets too much email
LEWIS SPAM-ILTON

Meets George Michael
LEWIS WHAM-ILTON

Confesses to a lie
LEWIS SHAM-ILTON

Picture of Lewis with some form of wild animal
ZOO-IS HAMILTON
CORNISH SPRINT AND HILLCLIMB CHAMPION 2009

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Re: Lews Hamilton Headlines (for lazy Journos)
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2008, 21:33:10 »
I CANT WAIT BRING ON THE NEW SEASON.
 :dance:
I LOVE FORMULA ONE
even if it means waking up at four in the morning next sunday to watch the race live!!  :dance:
never miss a race, and get to watch at least one live each year!
I CANT WAIT  :drool: :drool:

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Re: Lews Hamilton Headlines (for lazy Journos)
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2008, 22:18:10 »
formula one driver declares favourite sandwich
Lewis jamilton

F1 driver moves to Saudi and changes mode of transport
Lewis Camel ton

F1 driver in Church outrage
Lewis Damn ilton

F1 driver buys distillery
Lewis Dram ilton

hehe

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Re: Lews Hamilton Headlines (for lazy Journos)
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2008, 22:35:39 »
im staying up rather than getting up!! roll on 2008 F1

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Re: Lews Hamilton Headlines (for lazy Journos)
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 20:07:58 »
Not long now :D
Roll on Saturday night, Sunday morning
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Re: Lews Hamilton Headlines (for lazy Journos)
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 23:25:41 »
I'm looking forward to his DRY lap on top gear :afro:
so many hills , so little time ....
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