What is this country coming to???

[Boggert]

You've all missed a very basic point.....A lime skin will not fit properly on a cats head....end of get over it :roll: :lol:

It will, please see my photo... however it is only your average house hold Moggie! Nothing bigger or more vicious!

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

LSP, read again my post. I was not having a go at you. If anything, I was wholeheartedly agreeing with you, and pointing out to RRB that your argument (I tried to sound jocular with "tirade", but obviously failed) was addressed to those who milk the system, not those who need the protection of the benefit system.

I got a bit carried away not by your post, but by someone else's (can't remember whose) cheap pop at inmigrants without distinction.

No probs matey! :D

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

You've all missed a very basic point.....A lime skin will not fit properly on a cats head....end of get over it :roll: :lol:

It will, please see my photo... however it is only your average house hold Moggie! Nothing bigger or more vicious!

Maybe not a lime skin. However, I feel that with the right amount of carving you could fit a hollowed out water melon on the head of a leopard.
The questions that arrise from this theory are:

1) Who would put the melon on the leopards head?
2) How long would they last before they were torn limb from limb, stuffed up a tree, left to 'mature' and then consumed?
3) What benefit would the most vicious member of the big cat family gain from fruit based cranial protection anyway?

Pertinent questions indeed, and ones that must be considered at great length, preferably over a pint of ale.

[Boggert]

You've all missed a very basic point.....A lime skin will not fit properly on a cats head....end of get over it :roll: :lol:

It will, please see my photo... however it is only your average house hold Moggie! Nothing bigger or more vicious!

Maybe not a lime skin. However, I feel that with the right amount of carving you could fit a hollowed out water melon on the head of a leopard.
The questions that arrise from this theory are:

1) Who would put the melon on the leopards head?
2) How long would they last before they were torn limb from limb, stuffed up a tree, left to 'mature' and then consumed?
3) What benefit would the most vicious member of the big cat family gain from fruit based cranial protection anyway?

Pertinent questions indeed, and ones that must be considered at great length, preferably over a pint of ale.

Well someone must of done it as I hear that the fossle of the Lesser spotted Sabre Tooth Tiger has been found with a strange type of fruit surrounding it skull.
This could be the first recorded event of "Feline helmet making" legend has it that mammoths were indeed very volatile and when riding them they could throw the rider off and for some distance :shock:.

However for Biker moggie he has taken the design to Shoie and they have produced a retro style lid for him, in memory of his ancestors. As he is becoming so faymous he think it will sell like cat nip and hel pay his bail costs and fines!