Did anyone read it today?, with the full page devoted to one mans love-hate relationship with his???
If you didn't, you can read it
HEREThere's some good bits in it too, such as;
The speedometer needle trembles like a Bedlington terrier's back quarters.
Any Land Rover driver asked by a sarcastic policeman:
"Do you know how fast you were going, sir?" can justifiably reply:
"That's a very good question, constable, to which I have no exact answer."
