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If only they were all this stupid....
« on: March 29, 2008, 12:56:33 »
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2008, 12:59:28 »
Quote from: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 29, 2008, 12:56:33
my job would be so much easier!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/7318247.stm
Is it OK to laugh at him??????
'couldnt sign on so I thought id earn some cash by nicking'...erm GET A JOB!!!!
No doubt he has already phoned CLAIMS DIRECT
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 13:24:58 »
"Could`nt sign on "  what rubbish !
So it makes it ok to go and steal ?
The people who buy stolen goods are just as bad  [-X
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2008, 18:14:51 »
I'm reminded of a bloke I nabbed climbing over the fence of a council tip with a nacked TV in his mits. On interview he stated that he nicked it as it was cheaper than buying a new one. I asked him it he thought it might have been broken, hence it was at the tip.
He replied that he hadn't thought of that.
Numb nuts!
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2008, 14:01:07 »
Quote from: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 29, 2008, 12:56:33
my job would be so much easier!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/7318247.stm

And we allow these people to keep diluting the Gene Pool?
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2008, 14:09:35 »
Why do they get cautioned shouldn't there be chain gangs or something?
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2008, 14:44:47 »
Quote from: Bishops Finger on March 30, 2008, 14:09:35
Why do they get cautioned shouldn't there be chain gangs or something?

Too many apologists on their behalf!?
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2008, 15:31:04 »
Its a shame the power did not exit via his head and blow his brains out of his ears :twisted:
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2008, 17:43:40 »
The worst ones I have heard of late are the scrap metal thefts from preservation groups. Thing is, the "scrap metal" is often an irreplaceable component for something of which only two examples now survive. More than a few railway preservation groups have had the incredibly expensive and difficult to replace copper traction motor cables disappear from locos to say nothing of one-off castings last manufactured decades ago. The monetary loss is bad enough let alone the loss to our heritage when some light-fingered little  :-# decides to weigh it in for melting.

In those cases I feel a few weeks on the track gang might be fair punishment. Make them do it the old fashioned way too, with hand tools only!
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2008, 17:44:16 »
What a numpty... why did he appear in the press... did he think he would get sympathy... look in the dictionary it is between S**t and syphilis!

It reminds of a story I was told by a Hants officer, where some pi..... sorry travellers stole a lorry of scaffolding, they took it back to their site and hurriedly unloaded it, one chap pulled off a large pole and up ended it, where upon it made contact with the power lines, the poor chap on the end exploded :shock:  The  :police: were only called when the power company tried to gain access to the site to make repairs, what they found was a group of people trying to clear up the mess :->
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2008, 18:32:55 »
Quote from: Bishops Finger on March 30, 2008, 14:09:35
Why do they get cautioned shouldn't there be chain gangs or something?

Nah, we should be like some countries and cut the bar-stewards hand off , it would stop him nicking and deffo stop him signing on  :dance:
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 21:48:42 »
the public should be encouraged to keep their eyes open more and report things. I know that sounds ideal, but something has to be done.
I read a report the other day of some thieving scum taking a WW" Mosquito propellor that had been set up as a memorial to aircrews lost in battle. Words fail me. :cry:
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 22:44:23 »
All I can say is he should have been drowned at birth :angry:
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 01:24:09 »
the prices are going up, China is currently building 5 coal power stations a week...... apparently

...although there is talk of them been up to something envolving aircraft hangers and the oil fields of venezuala
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Re: If only they were all this stupid....
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 07:57:43 »
One of the bad guys get's it at last.
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