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'Chav-Father'
« on: April 15, 2008, 21:35:28 »
What on earth!?!?

If he thinks he's the 'GodFather', why not settle it properly & let him 'Sleep With The Fishes'???


Oh please..... someone remove him & his cohorts from the Human Gene Pool!!
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 21:52:22 »
Surely they have missed the end off this quote

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The officer feared for his personal safety and felt extremely threatened by the situation, and radioed for further back-up before using his inherent right to self defence and beat the little scroats to the floor with his baton.

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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 22:21:11 »
Kalishnikov...back of the neck...simple really... :roll:
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 23:13:22 »
I,ll go get me gun :twisted:
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 23:53:02 »
Quote from: Bush Tucker Man on April 15, 2008, 21:35:28
What on earth!?!?

If he thinks he's  why not settle it properly & let him 'Sleep With The Fishes'???


That'd be unspeakably cruel to the fish!  :lol:
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 01:06:23 »
How come judge dredd didn't catch on in real life? would work a treat, they even have 101 based vehicles!
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 08:26:53 »
The problem is every town in the UK has one like that and its getting worse... You'll run out of ammo.
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 09:59:09 »
Quote from: Boggert on April 16, 2008, 08:26:53
The problem is every town in the UK has one like that and its getting worse... You'll run out of ammo.

Just do what the Ruskies used to do, bill the  family for the cost of the ammunition!  :twisted:

His parents should be dragged out of the house, any child welfare stopped and made to face the courts explaining why their son was under age drinking while in their care.

It's time to make the parents responsibly for their childrens actions, and bring back the cane!
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 13:46:47 »
He's probably been in the making since about 10.  :'(  Now kids can't smoke behind the bike sheds they take Vodka into primary school in their little plastic drinks bottles!!  :shock: Getting drunk in 'skool is cool' they say, and by secondary school they add skunk to the cocktail and by 17 you have this kind of reprobate!  [-X  Get them all in a 4x4 and they'll probably give it all up for the fun!!!  :clap:
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 17:47:15 »
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Get them all in a 4x4 and they'll probably give it all up for the fun!!!

if only that was true, some one gave them a 4x4 round here and now look we have th "desert in mansfield", the "bomb holes" in leeds and those idiots who drove down that beach path up north somewhere,
keep them away from the 4x4 world, give them arsenic would be much better for them to drink that  :lol:
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 17:57:48 »
A face full of CS would have shut him up, then give his mates a bit in a nice side to side sweeping motion. Its a bit difficult to fight when your eyes are streaming and you're coughing your guts up.
There is no point wasting words on lowlife like him. If it can be justified, use force.
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 18:25:11 »
Quote from: kizz81 on April 16, 2008, 17:47:15
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Get them all in a 4x4 and they'll probably give it all up for the fun!!!

if only that was true, some one gave them a 4x4 round here and now look we have th "desert in mansfield", the "bomb holes" in leeds and those idiots who drove down that beach path up north somewhere,
keep them away from the 4x4 world, give them arsenic would be much better for them to drink that  :lol:

been to the desert but where is 'bomb holes'?
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2008, 20:37:57 »
ive never been to it but, its behind leeds airport

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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2008, 20:53:33 »
Trust me I work in a school, the trouble starts at a very young age.The problem is some of these parents just don`t care what their kids get up to.Trying to teach kids rights from wrongs is like banging your head on a brick wall  :doh:
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2008, 21:40:06 »
Quote from: disco 70 on April 16, 2008, 20:53:33
Trust me I work in a school, the trouble starts at a very young age.The problem is some of these parents just don`t care what their kids get up to.Trying to teach kids rights from wrongs is like banging your head on a brick wall  :doh:

Sad but true. The kids who cause trouble in Year 11 are the same ones that caused the trouble back in Year 7. Leopards and spots!
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2008, 22:08:33 »
Cattle prods. Thats the answer.

« Last Edit: April 16, 2008, 22:25:16 by Lord Shagg-Pyle »
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Re: 'Chav-Father'
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2008, 22:42:23 »
Quote from: kizz81 on April 16, 2008, 20:37:57
ive never been to it but, its behind leeds airport

And constantly patrolled by Airport Security & Police, to check how close people are getting to the perimeter fence.
It's located off Bayton Lane


Quote from: Lord Shagg-Pyle on April 16, 2008, 22:08:33
Cattle prods. Thats the answer.

We keep asking for them from NHS Supplies, & getting told that we might hurt someone with them :lol:

We answer... "Yes!, that's the entire point!!!"
"If you want to know why we want them, send your management up here to spend a Friday/Saturday night with us"
« Last Edit: April 16, 2008, 22:44:04 by Bush Tucker Man »
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