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Offline Dirty Gertie

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« on: February 10, 2005, 19:04:47 »
I recieved this in my e-mail today, and thought I'd share it with you all :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
A quote from a newspaper article:

"In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name TylenolR is acetaminophen. AleveR is known
as naproxen, AmoxilR is amoxicillin, and AdvilR is ibuprofen".
 
The (American) FDA has been looking for a generic name for ViagraR.  After
consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced that it has
settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.  Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of course,
ibepokin.
 
Pfizer Corp. is to make an announcement that ViagraR will soon be available
in liquid form and will be marketed by PepsiR Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.  Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will
now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.  Obviously,
we can no longer call this a soft drink.
 
This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails and highballs.
Pepsi will market the new formula by the name, Mount & Do (aka Mountain
Dew).
 
The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
considered.  Over the past five years, Americans have spent more money on
breast implants and ViagraR than on Alzheimer's research.  It is therefore
believed that, by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with perky breasts and erections who can't remember what to
do with them.
 
Something to ponder - if I could only remember what it is I have to ponder!
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2005, 19:07:18 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Made I laugh!

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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2005, 19:13:37 »
:-s  :-s  :-s  :-s  :-s  :-s  :-s

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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2005, 19:17:05 »
wassup Guy, don't you get it???? :wink:
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2005, 19:29:38 »
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wassup Guy, don't you get it???? :wink:


Yes! Now I've read it properly :lol:  :lol: . Been a long day (sitting in a puddle :cry:  :cry: )

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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2005, 19:35:31 »
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Quote from: "Dirty Gertie"
wassup Guy, don't you get it???? :wink:


Yes! Now I've read it properly :lol:  :lol: . Been a long day (sitting in a puddle :cry:  :cry: )

Guy


Perhaps you need some Generic Viagra ....

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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2005, 02:30:04 »
Shocking.  :o

Nice to see you live up to your handle though!
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2005, 08:58:59 »
wicked :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2005, 09:28:59 »
Good one  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2005, 10:04:05 »
very good :D  =D>


Though I did get confused when it said screw anti-clockwise on the lid of the bottle :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2005, 12:08:45 »
:wink:  =D> Nice
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2005, 12:13:25 »
ROFL!!!

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  =D>

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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2005, 14:17:11 »
Tried it once.

I got it stuck in my throat and had a stiff neck for a month!

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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2005, 15:50:07 »
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Tried it once.

I got it stuck in my throat and had a stiff neck for a month!

 :lol:
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