im going to kill the wife

[biggerlandy]

i am very xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  off last gave the wife some money to look after in her bank account so i dont spend it because i wanted it for a allisport intercooler order it all ok she only gone and spent it got to wait till next week now for it back anybody got a spare grave for her :x

[python]

i have a nice shiney spade here mate, ill help you dig if we make enough room for mine as well. deal??

[Boggert]

i am very xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  off last gave the wife some money to look after in her bank account so i dont spend it because i wanted it for a allisport intercooler order it all ok she only gone and spent it got to wait till next week now for it back anybody got a spare grave for her :x

What did she spend it on?

Better be good!

[Eeyore]

Ahh, the classic 'break down in communication'

If Lucus made relationships...............................  :lol:

[strapping young lad]

cant hardly blame her for being given money..

what would you do if your missus gave you some cash and said dont spend it

whats the first thing you do


:)

should have bought it when you had the money not waited :)

[biggerlandy]

done deal do em both together that or a divorce

[Drift]

You could add interest then pray you get it back  [-o<

[Jas278]

i am very xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  off last gave the wife some money to look after in her bank account so i dont spend it because i wanted it for a allisport intercooler order it all ok she only gone and spent it got to wait till next week now for it back anybody got a spare grave for her :x

Onlyt got ya self to blame mate................you know what women are like , have to spend............... :doh:

[biggerlandy]

give me a gun i ll shoot myself :doh:

[V8MoneyPit]

By coinsidence, a trade customer turned up this morning. Only wanted about £5 worth of stuff, but had no cash in his wallet and none in the car either. He said his wife had been at his wallet and the kids had been in the car  :lol:

[python]

poor guy, i know the feeling.  :'(

[clbarclay]

gave the wife some money to look after

Sounds like entrapment if you ask me.

[Silvery Thing]

I have been married for over 30 years and my wife has never taken money without asking first :dance:

I must be a good trainer :-k ;)

[V8MoneyPit]

I must be a good trainer :-k ;)

Or very scary  :lol:

[KingWolf]

Is this hole going to be big enough for another one...??? My wife [!Expletive Deleted!] off with one of my mates lasst year and obviously I'm still feeling a little bitter about the whole thing... :x :x :x

I am only joking by the way... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mark.

[python]

anymore for the hole? ill hire a jcb for this, i thnk ill need it.  :lol:

[V8MoneyPit]

Is this hole going to be big enough for another one...??? My wife [!Expletive Deleted!] off with one of my mates lasst year and obviously I'm still feeling a little bitter about the whole thing... :x :x :x

That sounds like you'ld need a hole big enough for two!

[biggerlandy]

im not joking she phoned me up a min ago to see if she can come home i said xxxxxxx off and yes lets do a job lot shall we

[Silvery Thing]

I must be a good trainer :-k ;)

Or very scary  :lol:

Oh bloody heck.... I didn't think of that :lol:

[TDi90]

im not joking she phoned me up a min ago to see if she can come home i said xxxxxxx off and yes lets do a job lot shall we

i think its a bit harsh!
let her back in! lol
just tell her to learn from her mistake  :twisted:
and yours to lend it to her in the first place!!  :doh:

[biggerlandy]

she is home made her cook steak etc she dont know what to say i think i will play on it a bit :lol:

[schuee]

Reminds me of the time I was putting a little aside in an old whisky tin in the drinks cabinet, it was my little stash guess what? My eldest  she was only six at the time spied me counting it, next thing I knew, the wife was spending it , I guess all women are the same ( like mother, like daughter ) its in there genes 

[Range Rover Red]

You know where to hide it next time ... in an old sock, under the squeaky floorboard, behind the kitchen dresser.

[schuee]

You know where to hide it next time ... in an old sock, under the squeaky floorboard, behind the kitchen dresser.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah but I still need to keep my eyes wide open for the secret police (my two daughters), the wife is El Capitano :lol: :lol:

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

Her Ladyship works on the following principles;

What is yours, is mine.
What is mine, is mine.
What you earn, I spend.
What I earn, I spend.
What you need is not important.
What my horse needs, it gets.

[discomummy]

sorry, i don't understand the problem!

in our house, himself tells me what he wants, and lo and behold it appears.

he does not even put petrol in his car - when it is empty, i know, because he takes mine instead!

i give him £20 pocket money at the start of each week and when he goes out with his mates i always make sure he has enuff money for his beer and chips, and pick him up so he does not have to get a bus or taxi

he has no interest in the monetary side of things

regards

ela

[The Ant Hill Mob]

Don't know what you're complaining about, a woman that puts up with a Landy owner is either a saint  or certifiable. :twisted:

Or quite possibly both.

[richo]

My wife has said i can't spend any more on the landy until i've paid my tax bill.
Dam tax man.

[pux]

is the wife still alive :?

[wormster]

Sack wife #1,

get csaual significant other,

enter into NO monetary dealings,

much better all round.