Topic: Favourite quotes (Read 11662 times)

V8MoneyPit · « **on:** October 14, 2008, 17:37:08 »

I heard a great quote the other night on't box......

Wars are good for teaching Americans geography!

So.....
Who's next?

Thrasher · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2008, 17:58:41 »

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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Xtremeteam · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2008, 18:15:48 »

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Golf is a waste of a good walk

Winston Churchill

J.D. · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2008, 18:30:29 »

"I was court martialled in my absence, found guilty in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence...so I said they could shoot me in my absence!"

Brendan Behan

carbore · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2008, 19:32:34 »

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes........... Because then you'll be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes.

lee celtic · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2008, 20:50:33 »

Never take advise from an expert ..

( X is an unknown quantity , spert is a drip under presure)

Uncle pete :lol:

v8kenny · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2008, 22:49:59 »

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'm happy to make an exception "

Groucho Marx

Gordo · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2008, 22:52:24 »

"That which does not kill me merely delays the inevitable."
-- Despair Inc.

:?

wormster · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2008, 23:54:13 »

"when the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro!" - Raoul Duke

strapping young lad · « **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2008, 00:06:00 »

come here so i can smack you - anyone's parents

who in their right mint would willingly go to get a smacked bottom

Garin · « **Reply #10 on:** October 15, 2008, 06:15:52 »

â€œThis is worse than a divorce. Iâ€™ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife,â€

said one shell-shocked share trader at the end of the worst day on the stock market for twenty years.

Thrasher · « **Reply #11 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:11:07 »

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Woman on Street:   Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill:   Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
         I shall be sober in the morning.

muddysteve · « **Reply #12 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:32:34 »

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Screw you guys!.........I'm going home!

Eric Cartman

carbore · « **Reply #13 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:34:36 »

Churchill again

woman "if you were my husband id put poison in your tea"
Churchill "If you were my wife id drink it"

Thrasher · « **Reply #14 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:04:58 »

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This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

Churchill ;)

Star · « **Reply #15 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:49:52 »

From Life on Mars... brilliant series :D

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Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And itâ€™s 1973. Almost dinner time. Iâ€™m having hoops.

crazymac · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2008, 11:20:41 »

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

crazymac · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2008, 11:22:21 »

My all time favourite though came from Billy Connolly

"The desire to be a politician should forbid you from EVER becoming one!!!"

crazymac · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2008, 11:23:35 »

And a last one from Dwight

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.

Dwight D. Eisenhower :clap: :clap:

Skibum346 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 15, 2008, 11:39:13 »

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Spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time.

Bill Gates - BBC News, Jan 24th, 2004

discowoman · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2008, 13:12:18 »

I NEVER drink water..............have you seen what fish do in there!
W C Fields

merlin617 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 15, 2008, 14:05:27 »

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -- Josh Billings

simondarby · « **Reply #22 on:** October 15, 2008, 15:15:28 »

Somebody tell the fat lady she is on in 5...

(Jim Carey as The Riddler in Batman Forever)

wormster · « **Reply #23 on:** October 15, 2008, 16:31:03 »

"Pain is only weakness leaving the body!" - Legion Etranger training sargent.

merlin617 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 15, 2008, 17:06:27 »

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as your
dog does." â€“ :dance:

anonymous

diggerdog36 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 15, 2008, 21:57:14 »

Murphy's laws of combat

Cant remember who said it, but ...."The bombs from a B52 are the most accurate in the world........they are guaranteed to hit the ground"

hairyasswelder · « **Reply #26 on:** October 15, 2008, 22:01:27 »

'I'ts not rocking horse science'

My gaffa when he was trying to impress a big potential customer.......... he got covered in saliva covered particles of the customers dinner :lol: :lol:

Steve ray · « **Reply #27 on:** October 15, 2008, 22:54:17 »

Taken from the film Predator and used by a British Lion on the Rugby pitch too

"Hey you're bleeding" .... to which the reply came, "I ain't got time to bleed!"

merlin617 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2008, 06:56:29 »

Remember, when we pull the pin, Mr grenade is no longer our friend! :shock:

Not sure about the source, but sound advice

merlin617 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2008, 07:05:03 »

"I speak in the name of the entire German people when I assure the world that we all share the honest wish to eliminate the enmity that brings far more costs than any possible benefits... It would be a wonderful thing for all of humanity if both peoples would renounce force against each other forever. The German people are ready to make such a pledge."
Adolf Hitler - 14th October 1933 :shock:

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