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Offline thermidorthelobster

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Dying words
« on: October 22, 2008, 20:01:01 »
Something on the radio just made me ponder what my dying words might be.

"Aaaaaaarrrrggghhh!" seems to be up there in the list.

"No, not the face!" has a certain ring to it too - it'd look good on my headstone.  Or, as a variation, "No, not that button!"

Any other ideas?
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2008, 20:03:39 »
wont hurt a bit
damn that wall is coming up quickly
does this thing have brakes?
it'll be fine
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2008, 20:04:11 »
i cannot say mine on here :lol: :angel:
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2008, 20:06:20 »
"Hey! Watch this!"
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2008, 20:33:57 »
"You sure rigged it good and propppppppppppppppppahg!" splat :doh:
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2008, 21:28:34 »
Thats not a real gu......


 :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2008, 21:48:08 »
"watch THIS!"

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Re: Dying words
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2008, 21:57:19 »
The snipers round here can't shoot for sh............................................
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2008, 23:10:25 »
I'm with spike on this one " see i told you i was ill  !"  :P
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2008, 08:50:04 »
I prefer Billy Conellys - In VERY small leters on his head stone "You're standing on my nuts"

My personal preference would be
"OH SH.............................................."

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Re: Dying words
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 10:31:00 »
"Either that wallpaper goes or I do"

"I told you it wouldn't go up there but would you listen?"

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Re: Dying words
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2008, 11:37:00 »
Here lies Edmund Blackadder and he's [jolly] annoyed!
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2008, 13:57:16 »
No need to move the ladder, I can reach...

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Re: Dying words
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2008, 16:52:50 »
Don't worry, I can do this with the power on........
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2008, 19:18:31 »
"I can see the Devil...... By Christ its the Mother in law!!............"
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2008, 21:24:28 »
 :-# ME!
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2008, 21:30:49 »
Im with Arnold 'ace' Rimmer on this one....     "Smoke me a kipper..... I'll be back for breakfast....!!!"           
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2008, 21:49:34 »
1. They couldnt hit an elephant at this range............

2. One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand, check canopy........

3. Or in the case of Oliver Cromwell........."It hurts"
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2008, 23:25:10 »
 :-# me a bus!!!

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Re: Dying words
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2008, 08:09:17 »
"No ir cannot be that deep"
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2008, 11:35:10 »
"Whats this one do........................."
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2008, 14:32:20 »
"  :-# me a bus ........."
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2008, 16:08:21 »
don't bother about the axle stands it'll be ok on the jack  [-X
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2008, 16:23:25 »
1. dont panic i have done this loads of times  :P

2. hey guys watch this  :roll:

3. i forgot to tell you ...  :oops:

4. the treasure is buried in ...  :twisted:
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2008, 16:33:10 »
A couple of real ones, first from the american civil war
"they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....."
and some Mexican hero
"don't let it end like this, tell them I said something"
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2008, 22:54:10 »
Dying is a very dull and dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2008, 12:40:36 »
Stand back i,m going in
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2008, 12:58:41 »
1. Dam, I'm right again.........
2. I told you so..........
3. Don't you dare tell me that everything is going to be alright.........
4.  :-#  :-#  :-#   :-#  :-#  :-#  :-# (Opening scene of 4 Weddings and a Funeral)
5. Oh well.....  :roll:
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2008, 13:10:04 »
Oh no, not again...
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Re: Dying words
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2008, 17:40:01 »
1" Now let me see the red wire is normally the trigger, black is earth, blue is a anti tamper, So the orange one will stop the timer so i will just cut that one........"

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