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Plague....
« on: December 09, 2008, 18:12:43 »
Anyone suffering from plague aka cold, flu ebloa...

Nose is running, eyes streaming and I have had to take time off work for the first time in 4 years.
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 19:28:15 »
ive got it coming  :'(
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 20:05:41 »
Definately man flu mate. Don't let the missus get away with calling it anything else  :D

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Re: Plague....
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 21:36:34 »
Just make sure you stick your feet, make sure she's always got a pot of tea on standby, milk it for all it's worth mate!

I'm personally sick of the man flu, in the last 5 weeks I've had it 3 times! the third time I ended up with a chest infection on my right side...not nice when that's the same side you broke your ribs on!
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 22:02:48 »
I've got a cold, went to the supermarket to get some lemsips and one of them things you stick up your nose  :lol:, came back to the disco and this old bag had a right go at me , she'd parked next to me got out and wiped her big fat @rse against my motor, which has about an inch of mud all over it  :D in the end i just drove off i felt too rough to argue but i had to  :lol:
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 23:04:40 »
In th last two hours my nose has gone from bone dry to a flowing stream and my left eye has gone the same, a slippery snotty slope to MAN flu  :doh:
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 09:20:05 »
There's one going around south wales that is knocking people for six for over a week which is impressive for a cold. My ol'man has had it for 2 weeks without shaking it off because he's a tart. I must have had it before as I seem immune to that one.
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 09:35:29 »
Hey Patrick,

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers

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Re: Plague....
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 09:53:38 »
LOL mint...  :lol:

Thats just how it is!
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 13:52:50 »
Fantastic  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 17:53:49 »
SWMBO's got it as we speak - so that'll be coming my way rather soon.......deep joy...!!!

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Re: Plague....
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2008, 21:22:34 »
Quote from: Boggert on December 09, 2008, 18:12:43
I have had to take time off work for the first time in 4 years.

I've not had a day off in 8 years.

Then my 1 year old started nursery and I've been off 3 times in 4 months!!
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2008, 21:38:42 »
Quote from: auf_wiedersehen_pet on December 10, 2008, 21:22:34
Quote from: Boggert on December 09, 2008, 18:12:43
I have had to take time off work for the first time in 4 years.

I've not had a day off in 8 years.

Then my 1 year old started nursery and I've been off 3 times in 4 months!!

I know how you feel mate, my wife's a Child Minder and i have 2 kids.... this house is normally infected with something
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2008, 23:10:39 »
Quote from: Saffy on December 10, 2008, 09:20:05
There's one going around south wales that is knocking people for six for over a week which is impressive for a cold. My ol'man has had it for 2 weeks without shaking it off because he's a tart. I must have had it before as I seem immune to that one.
Don't I feel stupid now. Went out for a dog walk after posting this, by time I came back I was shivering to the core, not snotty but every joint in pain, especially my back and I felt like i been kicked in the  nutz. Central heating screwed up in house so sat with 4 layers of hoodie and fleeze with the gas fire on full. Pretty much delirious with what felt like an outer body experience . Was shivering and cramping till misses came home at 9pm and dossed me up. First time I been comfortable all day - hope it clears by tomorrow.
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2008, 23:32:03 »
I am well into week three of man flu. I swear it has had more comebacks than Frank Sinartra. Hot water, honey, lemon juice and whiskey have helped with regular doses of paracetamol and Ibuprofen.
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2008, 19:14:07 »
In response to my previous post I can now confirm that man flu is definately heading my way...!!!! I can feel it in my eyes and nose already....!!!!!!!!!!

I just hope I can get rid of it before Xmas...don't want it two years in a row... :'( :'(

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Re: Plague....
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2008, 20:59:07 »
The dreaded man flu/plague began taking hold last night, and now I have the full works, and shares in Lemsip :lol:
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2008, 21:01:52 »
I sufferd from "bird flu" a while back, the symptoms were contiually talking <edit> and i couldnt park my car !!
« Last Edit: December 11, 2008, 21:33:28 by Paul »
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2008, 21:30:30 »
Quote from: ronttuk on December 11, 2008, 21:01:52
I sufferd from "bird flu" a while back, the symptoms were contiually talking <edit> and i couldnt park my car !!

ROLF.......  :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: schuee on December 11, 2008, 20:59:07
The dreaded man flu/plague began taking hold last night, and now I have the full works, and shares in Lemsip :lol:

Hope you feel better soon mate...
« Last Edit: December 11, 2008, 21:33:40 by Paul »
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2008, 21:49:30 »
patrick "ROLF" ???!!!!

now thats LOL
its supposed to be ROFL

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Re: Plague....
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2008, 17:02:19 »
Quote from: TDi90 on December 11, 2008, 21:49:30
patrick "ROLF" ???!!!!

now thats LOL
its supposed to be ROFL

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He he he... its the Flu... Not too sure if I can blag that typo!

Well spotted Rob.... LOL
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2008, 18:42:18 »
I'm fine; a bit of heat exhaustion; we were away last weekend and it peaked at 38 C
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2008, 10:10:40 »
I have a slight head ache and stomach feels wierd but I'm putting that down to the petrol I swallowed and breathed in yesterday! :lol:

From looking at where people are who have this it seems to have started in the north and heading southwards mainly. Oh dear.

My Mum in Reading said she was cold and layered up and snuffy nose yesterday. She had better get rid of it by the time I see her at xmas. I don't want it thanks. Looks like I will be eating oranges until I turn orange as I normally do when man flu starts up. Somehow it works and I ............... No I'm not saying it and tempting fate!!!

I also heard on the radio that scientists in some lab who were bored did a test of 100 people on lemsip etc etc and 100 people on hot apple and blackcurrant squash who all had a cold and the hot squash won the tests for having the best result.

Worth a go lads?
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2008, 11:16:43 »
Quote from: muddyjames on December 13, 2008, 10:10:40
I have a slight head ache and stomach feels wierd but I'm putting that down to the petrol I swallowed and breathed in yesterday! :lol:

From looking at where people are who have this it seems to have started in the north and heading southwards mainly. Oh dear.

My Mum in Reading said she was cold and layered up and snuffy nose yesterday. She had better get rid of it by the time I see her at xmas. I don't want it thanks. Looks like I will be eating oranges until I turn orange as I normally do when man flu starts up. Somehow it works and I ............... No I'm not saying it and tempting fate!!!

I also heard on the radio that scientists in some lab who were bored did a test of 100 people on lemsip etc etc and 100 people on hot apple and blackcurrant squash who all had a cold and the hot squash won the tests for having the best result.

Worth a go lads?

I am taking some extra vitimins to help shift it. I'm now stuck with the worst cough ever!
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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2008, 11:55:52 »
I started taking vitamin tablets a few weks ago and the days I forget to take them  I notice a difference in me. I have those A to Zinc ones. Cant remember the make. Centrium maybe?
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« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2008, 14:40:42 »
I am feeling a lot better after my regime of hot water, honey, lemon and whiskey administered as needed (hic) along with paracetamol and Ibuprofen.

I will tempt fate and say that my man flu can now be downgraded to its lesser form...






















woman flu

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« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2008, 14:50:00 »
you BRAVE man. Now your getting better you had best start running.............FAST!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2008, 14:54:04 »
Quote from: muddyjames on December 13, 2008, 14:50:00
you BRAVE man. Now your getting better you had best start running.............FAST!!!!

If you ever met my exwife you would understand the meaning of bravery
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« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2008, 18:34:28 »
Quote from: freelanderpx54 on December 13, 2008, 14:40:42
I am feeling a lot better after my regime of hot water, honey, lemon and whiskey administered as needed (hic) along with paracetamol and Ibuprofen.

I will tempt fate and say that my man flu can now be downgraded to its lesser form...






















woman flu

:)

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was just discussing with the missus before I read this post that if she ever caught man flu, she would know what real flu was like :lol:

Nice One freelanderpx54  :lol: :lol:
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Re: Plague....
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2008, 19:01:13 »
Quote from: freelanderpx54 on December 13, 2008, 14:54:04
Quote from: muddyjames on December 13, 2008, 14:50:00
you BRAVE man. Now your getting better you had best start running.............FAST!!!!

If you ever met my exwife you would understand the meaning of bravery

I know how you feel, my ex was voted most likely to eat her young!
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