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Offline Mark Y

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« on: December 09, 2008, 22:42:43 »
Takes a bit of reading but is worth it. :clap:.
http://www.rotory.com/fusionbb/showtopic.php?tid/66232/pid//
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Re: Taser
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 09:33:01 »
 :lol: funny story.

I've had a zap off 180,000 volt stun gun, one of those cheap ones that look like mobile phone - sure does make you dance, but not *that* bad  :grin:
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Re: Taser
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 21:30:44 »
aaaawwww man i am crying here!!!!

that was seriously funny!!!

your almost sitting there mirroring the dog sayng "dont do it"" lol
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Re: Taser
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 22:32:12 »
Ha ha ha   must be a Yank!
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Re: Taser
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 23:35:45 »
That is funny ........

I now have the wife tell me to shut up as she is trying to sleep and I can't stop laughing .

I think it was the 85lb bottom lip that did it..... :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Taser
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2008, 19:28:50 »
That was so funny I had tears rolling down my face. :lol:
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Re: Taser
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2008, 20:29:04 »
Try climbing over an electric livestock fence when you are soaked, never a good idea.
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Re: Taser
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2008, 20:32:26 »
lol poor guy... wish we had a vid :P
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Re: Taser
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2008, 21:05:31 »
Quote from: carbore on December 13, 2008, 20:29:04
Try climbing over an electric livestock fence when you are soaked, never a good idea.

My daughter does that quite often being blonde, her nickname is now Sparky  :P

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Re: Taser
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2008, 22:41:18 »
Quote from: piggysteve on December 13, 2008, 21:05:31
Quote from: carbore on December 13, 2008, 20:29:04
Try climbing over an electric livestock fence when you are soaked, never a good idea.

My daughter does that quite often being blonde, her nickname is now Sparky  :P

Steve

Does she have frizzy hair as well :lol:


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Re: Taser
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2008, 23:24:54 »
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Does she have frizzy hair as well :lol:


Gets coat and runs away

I had to do that as well for laughing too much
« Last Edit: December 14, 2008, 00:25:15 by Paul »
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Re: Taser
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2008, 19:59:04 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: [-X :lol: :lol:   very funny i watched a thing on discovery the other night there is now a taser shotgun cartridge that can be fired into someone from a conventional shotgun :shock:
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Re: Taser
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2008, 20:33:14 »
Quote from: carbore on December 13, 2008, 20:29:04
Try climbing over an electric livestock fence when you are soaked, never a good idea.
Our dog rapidly learn't what electric fencing is, he brushes against some when were were seting up some elctric netting and took an instant disliking to it so decided to bite it :roll: He now keeps well clear of the stuff.
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