Christmas Night Out... Police style

[Boggert]

3pm Knock Off work, to the local Pub for a few words of wisdom from the Inspector and the skippers “Thanks for you your efforts we are all one big team etc etc etc “

4pm Taxis to Town couple of pints and a chaser just to start the evening,

7pm Bloody great meal more pints, Start to hear the truth come out about who hates who and why and who is shagging who. The inspector says stop calling me sir call me "Dave" oh god my new best friend!

10pm the light weights have now gone home to their wives and (mothers) talk starts of going to the lap dancing club we raided last week.

11pm the first signs of the police family good will are now going out the window about now, as the effects of 10 pints takes over self control and your realise the nearest you are going to get to a pole dancer is to share a boogie with a drunk polish builder you niked for peeing in the street a week ago... Its time to leave!

1am after being refused entry to the only club that is not full of the local teenagers and chavs that you have spent all year chassing about town its time to visit the KEBAB store for a slice or 2 of Elephants Arse cheek covered in garlic sauce. While you are buying your elephants arse the local chaves have spotted you are are grouping by the window. You ignore the abuse as you leave.

2am After standing in the freezing cold for a taxi and a further slagging off from the shift of another nick who are trying to keep order nearby its time to get home along with the jolly fellow who has managed to wet himself and that no taxi dirver will entertain.

Happy Christmas!

[muddyjames]

what I am most supprised about with that story is you remember it all!! :lol:

Sounds lke you had fun though.

It's nice to read what an xmas party is all about. Not something my council do for us.

[Boggert]

Cheers James... I've been hunting all day for my Liver, found it on the drive behind the car with the ramains of my kebab, I must have dropped it last night.


I'm off boose and kebabs for the time being!

[piggysteve]

Ah but did you find the carrots mate.

Hope you let off plenty of steam you need it in your job.

Steve

[Range Rover Blues]

Sounds just like the staffroom :-k

[TDi90]

ahh, sounds familiar  ;)

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

Sounds good!
The ones I went to were always a bit too formal for my liking, hence the reason I don't go to Job related functions any more. That and being asked 'not to attend' after I got a bit leary at one bash, had a lot of ale, started a food barrage on another shift from the town, using the battle cry of 'Don't mess with the County Mounties' and accidentally hit the Chief Inspector's wife with a stray Brussel sprout. :oops:

[muddyjames]

that sounds like the stories I hear from parties LSP

[Bishops Finger]

Did anyone bag off at the lap dancing club tho????

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

Did anyone bag off at the lap dancing club tho????

'Bag off'? What is the meaning of this phrase? I'm confused! :oops:

[muddyjames]

I'm going to guess break away from the group and go there.

[Boggert]

Did anyone bag off at the lap dancing club tho????

'Bag off'? What is the meaning of this phrase? I'm confused! :oops:

Slight Typo there I believe, its ment to be Bog off... but hey possibly it a new type of lap dance!

Sadly I do not think anyone had the courage to go.

[Bishops Finger]

2 examples of law and order and don't understand street slang.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Err pull etc etc... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

2 examples of law and order and don't understand street slang.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Err pull etc etc... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry, still not familiar with this concept....................... :?

[Boggert]

I'm a little confused now... :doh:

Hey ho anyone else had a good christmas do?