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12 days of Offroading christmas
« on: December 14, 2008, 18:46:11 »
On the first day of offroading christmas, the missus gave to me a set of spotlights to help me see............


(continue in the same vein)  ;)
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2008, 18:58:44 »
On the second day of Christmas my misses gave to me, a nice new winch for self recover''y
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2008, 19:01:05 »
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me, 3 extended brake lines
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2008, 19:15:55 »
One the forth day of Chrismas my true love gave to me, four mud terrains.
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2008, 19:44:15 »
On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me...................nothing, we dont celebrate christmas :)
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2008, 19:57:23 »
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Five OS maps
Four Mud Terrains
Three extended brake lines
Two winches
and a set of spotlights to help me see!
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2008, 20:28:41 »
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Six inches lift
Five OS maps
Four Mud Terrains
Three extended brake lines
Two winches
and a set of spotlights to help me see!
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2008, 20:36:11 »
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven seater disco
Six inches lift
Five OS maps
Four Mud Terrains
Three extended brake lines
Two winches
and a set of spotlights to help me see!
« Last Edit: December 14, 2008, 20:41:04 by Disco Mike »
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2008, 20:38:09 »
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight spark plugs
Seven seater disco
Six inches lift
Five OS maps
Four Mud Terrains
Three extended brake lines
Two winches
and a set of spotlights to help me see!
« Last Edit: December 14, 2008, 20:40:38 by Disco Mike »
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2008, 21:11:14 »
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me


nine water leaks
Eight spark plugs
Seven seater disco
Six inches lift
Five OS maps
Four Mud Terrains
Three extended brake lines
Two winches
and a set of spotlights to help me see
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2008, 22:37:47 »

Ten tyres punctured

nine water leaks
Eight spark plugs
Seven seater disco
Six inches lift
Five OooooooooooooooooS maps
Four Mud Terrains
Three extended brake lines
Two winches
and a set of spotlights to help me see
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2008, 23:02:07 »
Eleven open greenlanes

Ten tyres punctured
Nine water leaks
Eight spark plugs
Seven seater disco
Six inches lift
Five OooooooooooooooooS maps
Four Mud Terrains
Three extended brake lines
Two winches
and a set of spotlights to help me see
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2008, 09:20:19 »

Twelve ramblers flattened

Eleven open greenlanes
Ten tyres punctured
Nine water leaks
Eight spark plugs
Seven seater disco
Six inches lift
Five OooooooooooooooooS maps
Four Mud Terrains
Three extended brake lines
Two winches
and a set of spotlights to help me see

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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2008, 11:26:13 »
Quote from: crazymac on December 14, 2008, 21:11:14
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me


nine water leaks
Eight spark plugs
Seven seater disco
Six inches lift
Five OS maps
Four Mud Terrains
Three extended brake lines
Two winches
and a set of spotlights to help me see


Nine water leaks, lol  :lol:
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2008, 18:57:43 »

Nine water leaks, lol  :lol:
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Whot was he driving, a colander. 
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Re: 12 days of Offroading christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2008, 19:40:41 »
Quote from: trecfive on December 15, 2008, 18:57:43
Whot was he driving, a colander. 

orvlander
landorver
landrover
land rover

The answer is in the question :lol:
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