Stupid thing that I did today.

[Range Rover Blues]

Decided it was nice this morning so set about fitting 2 new rear shocks (one is leaking) and pair of H/D 'Sooty' arms to the back.  All was going well, I had ensured that no bolts were seized a couple of weeks back and sprayed a little WD40 the other day to help things along.  Having done the first shock with ease (a leaky damper soon looses the pressure and is easier to remove) I was busy removing the rear trailing link and had got as far as the chassis mounting bush (the triangle) when Julie came back from shopping.  The distraction caused me to loose concentration and SMACK, I hit myself in the chops with my nice new socket wrench.
Swearing like a trooper and checking I still had my teeth Julie says "that'll need stitches".  Too right, three of the b***ers.[/i]

[old joe]

just as i always thought women are dangerous to be around i think i will pay someone to fit mine i've had enough stitches this past year.

get well soon and don't let anybody else stitch you up

dazza you're winning team mate.

 :twisted:  :twisted:

[Range Rover Blues]

The stitches were ok, it's the b****y injection!
Once the local aneasthetic had kicked in he could have embroidered his name and I wouldn't have known it.

[Sharpshooter]

When i work on mine, i tend to do it where i know there will be no destractions. Then there are less people to blame.  :D  :D

P.S. Hope you ok. :(vamp):  :(stoopid):  :(bigcry):

[Manicminer]

Had a few bruises a knocks over the years, and now try to make sure that I push a spanner etc and not pull. If it slips then it goes away from you.

[Colin 009]

I try not to use tools as something allways goes wrong :(bigoops):

[johnniep]

u think thats bad, bout this time last year, after a bit of a sunny patch and father comin back frm war we decided 2 get my mini working again,btw im 16 and used 2 race ministox and me dads compleatly unliterate on the comp so i represent me n him on ere!!, neway we towed the mini round 2 the farm track, good old farmers, and its about a 1/2 mile long disty etc etc, anyway towing the mini down and it started just, went down to the end and startted comeing back up, in second and the throttle stuck wide open, raceing slicks, dsty track-dont mix, led 2 mini goin into tree at a great rate of knots!!aprox 50mph we reckon, me not wearing belts, helmet nothing went straight into the mirror mounting, sliced my head open, 28 stitches across me eybrow,eyelid, head, and a ton n a 1/2 of the glue stuff!!,yeah soo thats pretty bad!!
j.p :twisted:

[Andy the Landy]

Had a few bruises a knocks over the years, and now try to make sure that I push a spanner etc and not pull. If it slips then it goes away from you.

One time when I pushed a spanner I was undoing door top on O/S - spanner snapped and I gashed all my left cheek as I bounced of the heater controls on the dashboard :roll:  so if doing door tops get a mate to do it for you

[muky-kid.]

:shock: Thats nowt. I spilt my brew once whilst watching DPG hard at work on my Rangie..... :lol:  :lol:

[Andy the Landy]

:shock: Thats nowt. I spilt my brew once whilst watching DPG hard at work on my Rangie..... :lol:  :lol:

I'll try that one when he's hard at work on my chassis :twisted:  :twisted:

[dawdler]

managed to knock a tooth out (one at the side of the jaw, dunno wot it called I aint no dentist) when a spanner slipped and I smashed my face into the chassis

[simdeb]

about june last year, simon was redoing snake tank and nearly cut his finger end off with a stanley knife,  my 12 year old rang me ,but i was driving so couldn't talk he left a message dad was going to hospital,  i panicked as simon wont normally go, coming through nottingham there was a mobile speed camera thought i was ok, but what i thought was a 40 zone was actually a 30 so i got 3 points and a £60 fine    
debbie

[Range Rover Blues]

You'll all be pleased to hear that on returning from hospikal I got back under the car and finished the job, then proceeded to do the other side as well.  Not going to be beaten by a b****y car.  I have taken to operating the larger spanners with my feet though, safely inside my bovver boots.

Oh, and aparently I've bruised my gum as well.

[dawdler]

thats ok then, at least you finished the job off  :(shades):

[old joe]

glad you did andy i think i will let joe edwards my mechanic work on mine lot less injury only to the wallet.

it's the hold my head in shame because i know 2 many nurse's in A&e and they can't wait to hurt me.

true yellow belly me and proud of it

dazza.  :twisted:

p.s is the other half give you lots of TLC you can milk this after all it is her car!!!!  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted: