AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

Its back! Big Brother has returned! Once again the house of Shagg-Pyle is resonating to the screeches of Davina and the morons who want to claim their 15 minutes of fame! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!
How low has society stooped, that the media companies have to force feed the masses with the idiocy of the so called contestants? Why doesn't some public spirited person break into the House and feed them a cocktail of arsenic and petrol, then offer them a light for the ciggies from a zippo lighter?
I shall retreat to the garage, to my stock of chilled cider. Please wake me when it is all over! 

[mikiep1986]

HERE HERE  dude i totally agree with u and wat a plan with the stocl of chilled cider in the garage . . . top man  :clap: :clap:

[wheels244]

Like wise.

I pride myself that I've never watched a single episode of this dross.

I've heard they're scrapping it - god I hope so .

[lee celtic]

Nuke it from orbit , it's the only way to be sure  :twisted:

[Disco Matt]

I find it particularly ironic that the man responsible for BB is a descendant of the man who designed and built London's sewage system. So the family business has gone from taking the "waste" out of London to putting it back in!

[hairyasswelder]

THANK YOU MR SHAG PYLE 

I WAS HAPPY IN MY IGNORANCE OF THIS FACT........  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TDi90]

to be fair, i think people are becoming less and less interested, because the crowds are getting smaller each year this rubbish is on TV.

R

[Saffy]

.....but...but .... Davina Mc-call is in a skin tight latex dress   

[Gamble]

I may have to start watching it just for that.  :shock: :lol: :-k

[Bishops Finger]

The Tomato plant watering season is upon the shire plus laning trips need organising....which keeps a eclisiastical mind from the idiot lantern


Such brain dead abuse of TV licencing rights is an indication of the lack of moral fibre in the back bone of this country........

More old episodes of Keith Floyds Cookery shows are needed.....

[Drift]

Its just a freak show just like the ones the Victorians loved so much. :->

[boss]

I shall retreat to the garage, to my stock of chilled cider. Please wake me when it is all over! 

hahaha i did the same

i did however find deadset very entertaining....mostly becasue the people that i otherwise would have hated were getting eated by zombies! ahahahahahha

[Disco Matt]

Its just a freak show just like the ones the Victorians loved so much. :->

Indeed. It's not that dissimilar to the old "visit the lunatic asylum and laugh at the inmates". I'd bet that a competent psychologist could find all manner of disorders in the BB residents.

My suggestion: Run it under the rules of "Battle Royale". Last one alive is released, attempts to escape will lead to the detonation of an explosive collar!  :lol:

[boss]

Its just a freak show just like the ones the Victorians loved so much. :->

Indeed. It's not that dissimilar to the old "visit the lunatic asylum and laugh at the inmates". I'd bet that a competent psychologist could find all manner of disorders in the BB residents.

My suggestion: Run it under the rules of "Battle Royale". Last one alive is released, attempts to escape will lead to the detonation of an explosive collar!  :lol:

MOW THATS AN IDEA! :twisted:

[J.D.]

I really do wonder at the state of the mental health of some of the people who enter the house. Also, why on earth do we call them celebrities when they are released from the mental home BB house.

[Yoshi]

Or you could do what i do :D unplug the sky boxes and move the aerial ever so slightly so it doesnt pick up the group that channel 4 channels are in :D

[KingWolf]

It is this time of year that I thank my old friend for running off with my wife..!!!! if it wasn't for him I'd be subjected to watching the drivel every night...!!!!!

So I guess every cloud really does have a silver lining....lol

Mark.

[V8MoneyPit]

It is this time of year that I thank my old friend for running off with my wife..!!!! if it wasn't for him I'd be subjected to watching the drivel every night...!!!!!

So I guess every cloud really does have a silver lining....lol

Mark.

And, even better, you can revel in the thought that he has to endure it instead of you. Sweet revenge  :lol:

I too, can say I've never seen a single episode and have no desire to ever see one. Even the delightful DM couldn't tempt me..... skin tight dress, you say  :-k :-k :-k ...... NOOOOOOO!

[boss]

be strong steve! dont surcome to her! shes like a sucubus! :lol:

[lee celtic]

I have to admit to watching the first BB  :oops:

And I thought it was great , the reason for it being great was that the people who went in had no idea what was going to happen , they were reasonably ordinary people . and were very entertaining in an animals in the zoo sort of way..

However as usual some idiot thought that watching people who are already off their heads trying to get famous for five seconds would improve ratings. When in reality (and thats the key word here reality! ) watching some loud ,halfway through a sex change , gimp , crying because somebody ate the last egg ,,,,,,well thats frankly not reality  :roll:

I still think that BB was a one show pony and once the second show inmates found out what it was about the whole thing would be pointless .

The idea was good to see ordinary people forced to get on or not in a confined space while being watched 24 hours a day was interesting , but now it's so not...


PS deadset was great and Davina is well fit. ;)

[Mutz]

Agree with you Lee, any one remember Survivor?

They only did the one series if i remember correctly; and for me it worked.

[Drift]

Wasnt it originally Web based using web cams as opposed to being on TV 24/7 ?

[CaptainColourful]

Like wise.

I pride myself that I've never watched a single episode of this dross.

I've heard they're scrapping it - god I hope so .

I hate the reality shows, talent shows and other such dross that is on TV these days.
The truth behind them is that a few already very rich folk in the  "entertainment business" get even richer by portaying the public at it's worst.They then make even more money by signing the deluded "stars" of such shows up in return for a large percentage of what they earn from the publicity generated by them.
 I wish I had thought of it years ago.... saves working for a living.

 

[discowoman]

I still think that they should be allowed a TV in there -thats tuned into them.. and thats all they can watch 24/7. maybe then they can see themselves for what they really are!!!
are better still - 12 go in  1 comes out - they have to kill one member a week - and eat them  :twisted:

or do the required thing, anyone that WANTS to be in big brother is banned from entering!!!

[datalas]

I like the ideas put forwards by a comedian I saw a few weeks back...

On eviction night, just have a lone gunshot and the crowds fall silent shortly after the first person leaves the house

Or ...

Fly overhead with fighters for a few nights and set off some loud explosions nearby, then cut the power off and let them leave into a deserted studio with the odd bullet hole in the walls

*then* we'll have an interesting social experiment to watch :)

[carbore]

Call me dull, but If I dont like a tv prog I dont watch it. As I dont read the gossip rags and tabloids I dont feel like it invades my life. If my wife watches it I go and do something else like play with my tractor or watch something on Iplayer.

I think people who hate BB are as much a part of the BB phonomenom as those that love it, for me its a total non issue.

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

Call me dull, but If I dont like a tv prog I dont watch it. As I dont read the gossip rags and tabloids I dont feel like it invades my life. If my wife watches it I go and do something else like play with my tractor or watch something on Iplayer.

I think people who hate BB are as much a part of the BB phonomenom as those that love it, for me its a total non issue.

An interesting idea, but I would have to answer by saying that it does invade everything that goes on. If I'm at work, it's talked about in the canteen, even at 'customers' houses, its on.
It is junk for the masses.

[redders]

Well Lord S, whilst you are hiding with your stock, take the phone and we shall have more irate conversations about the state of the world viewed through beer goggles... 8-[

[mikiep1986]

Well Lord S, whilst you are hiding with your stock, take the phone and we shall have more irate conversations about the state of the world viewed through beer goggles... 8-[

 now that could be interesting to listen to . . . .


 it aint just bb on the tv that annoys me . . . its all the other shhhii**** on there like britans got retards and crap factor also gay idol . . . . i really cant stand all these rubbish tv programs its just a waste of time and money . . . if they got the talent to do it make them make there own future not handed to them after a tv program . . .  :-$

[redders]

Well Lord S, whilst you are hiding with your stock, take the phone and we shall have more irate conversations about the state of the world viewed through beer goggles... 8-[

 now that could be interesting to listen to . . . .


 it aint just bb on the tv that annoys me . . . its all the other shhhii**** on there like britans got retards and crap factor also gay idol . . . . i really cant stand all these rubbish tv programs its just a waste of time and money . . . if they got the talent to do it make them make there own future not handed to them after a tv program . . .  :-$

You have no idea  :twisted:unfortunately I have known Lord S for longer than I care to remember... ;)

Fortunately for me, noone in our household has much of an interest in this type of drivel. Instead I am bombarded with soaps and the like for about 3 hours on a nightly basis. I don`t know which is worse...