AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikiep1986]

Well Lord S, whilst you are hiding with your stock, take the phone and we shall have more irate conversations about the state of the world viewed through beer goggles... 8-[

 now that could be interesting to listen to . . . .


 it aint just bb on the tv that annoys me . . . its all the other shhhii**** on there like britans got retards and crap factor also gay idol . . . . i really cant stand all these rubbish tv programs its just a waste of time and money . . . if they got the talent to do it make them make there own future not handed to them after a tv program . . .  :-$

You have no idea  :twisted:unfortunately I have known Lord S for longer than I care to remember... ;)

Fortunately for me, noone in our household has much of an interest in this type of drivel. Instead I am bombarded with soaps and the like for about 3 hours on a nightly basis. I don`t know which is worse...

 well suppose soaps are just as bad i recon all fate but y do people get so into it and get all excited about it etc . . .  i really dnt understand lol

[richo]

What makes me laugh about BB is that the people going in are surpposed to be normal people of everyday life.
Will i for one have never met anyone that even comes close to any of them on the streets of Britain.

[Lord Shagg-Pyle]

What makes me laugh about BB is that the people going in are surpposed to be normal people of everyday life.
Will i for one have never met anyone that even comes close to any of them on the streets of Britain.

You are very very fortunate! Virtually every person I meet during my working day is either a potential BB inmate or Jeremy Kyle guest speaker!

Still, I suppose I should be grateful. They keep me in work! :roll:

[Chris Putt]

I had the misfortune of walking into my friends house when she was watching this mindless drivel the other night.

I was trying to work out whether I would enjoy rubbing honey into my own eyes, then agitating a bees nest whilst trapping my left arm in a food blender and repeatedly beating myself in the face with a lumphammer would be more or less pleasurable than watching BB. The answer was............I would enjoy it more. In fact I came to the conclustion that having my ears violated by a drill at the same time would also prevent me from hearing it as well- making sure that I would not have to suffer it.

The BB house has become like a place to round up imbeciles and priming them ready for a trisha or jeremy kyle show appearance.

I agree, battle royale big brother- help natural selection on its way!

[lee celtic]

It would be funny if the built a wall around the whole place then slowly flooded it ... :twisted:

or lions


yeh Lions would be good ....


flooded and Lions .......no Tigers. Lions don't like water..

Or just send Clarkson in to give them a mouthfull.. :lol: :lol:

[Bishops Finger]

Put some bubonic plague rats in the house

Or a Predator...maybe 2 predators :lol:

[Saffy]

this being mean to bb contestants thread reminds me of Douglas Adams Hitch Hiker Guide to Galaxy series of books where part of the story is about a 'fired into space' ARK type ship full of hairdressers, account executives, film makers, security guards, telephone sanitisers, and people akin to big brother contestants which made up 1 third of a planets population.

The other two thirds of the planets population, consisting of brilliant leaders and the workers who actually do the physical work, lived safely on their planet, having tricked the other supposedly useless third of the entire population into leaving. They said the planet was going to die and said you lot go first and we'll be right behind you in another two ARK ships as the first thing we will really want on a new home planet is a good haircut.

Trouble is the remaining two thirds got wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone :D

maybe the world needs bb contestants  :-#

[burgerman]

What makes me laugh about BB is that the people going in are surpposed to be normal people of everyday life.
Will i for one have never met anyone that even comes close to any of them on the streets of Britain.

You are very very fortunate! Virtually every person I meet during my working day is either a potential BB inmate or Jeremy Kyle guest speaker!

Still, I suppose I should be grateful. They keep me in work! :roll:

  Come out for a shift on the trains then  :lol:

[Little-Green-Machine]

Either that or throw hornets nests down the chimney and lock the doors? :twisted:

[V8MoneyPit]

I was trying to work out whether I would enjoy rubbing honey into my own eyes, then agitating a bees nest whilst trapping my left arm in a food blender and repeatedly beating myself in the face with a lumphammer would be more or less pleasurable than watching BB. The answer was............I would enjoy it more. In fact I came to the conclustion that having my ears violated by a drill at the same time would also prevent me from hearing it as well- making sure that I would not have to suffer it.

A work of literary genius..... and damn funny too  :lol: :clap:

[littlepow]

LSP you are an evil, evil man!  =;
You broke that last remaining solitude against the dredded BB!  :-#

[squaddie_fox]

try being on a 24 hour guard shift! enough to almost break anyone, then they turn on big brother! i VOLUNTEERED to stag on! thats how much i rate the show!