Funny stickers

[DISCO-CHRIS]

"I May be FAT.....But your UGLY......and i can diet!"
"Its FAT & UGLY.....a bit like your misses!"

Couple i had on the old disco. Used to upset the bloke across the road! :dance:

[jay2578]

This vehicle is longer than it looks.......... theres an Audi stuck in my grill!!

[jay2578]

If you get stuck give me a call............ I need a laugh!

[jay2578]

If i`m a roadhog that must make you a BUSHPIG!!

[Range Rover Blues]

4x4x40th, for the RRC

"If you can read this, one of us is in trouble" upside down, obviously

or "this way up" if you prefer

Or "shiny side" and "Rubber Side" as I've heard it put (keep the shiny side up).

"My other car's a Land Rover, it pays to have a spare"

[LiftedDisco]

Dents are just scratches with a better story

For HD bumpers - "Your crumple zone starts here"

For OS front on HD bumper - "Breathe in, I'm coming through..."

I lifted it.... 'cause fat girls can't climb!

Will your Prius still be going in 20 years then?  (Many need various ages to cope with Discos through to Series...)

Continuing the theme... "An old Land Rover has lower embodied energy compared to a new Prius..."

At least I can get to work in the snow...

Mud Slut

Tread Lightly (possibly not to be purchased with the Mud Slut option... )

Byways are legal highways

There you go... 10 from me!

[jay2578]

love the "fat girls cant climb" one! I suppose it depends on whether you got a family pack of mars bars(other chocolate bars are available) on board!

[tim_aka_tim]

Saw on the back of a filthy van on the M6 many years ago....

"If you think this is dirty, you should see the photos I've got of your wife"

Now I live in the bible belt, I'd love to have this one as a bumper sticker (though it might get me shot)...

"What gun would Jesus buy?"

[crazymac]

Don’t steal, the government hates competition


I have a winch and a gun, don’t block me in.


You're skid stops here


Fuddy Mucker.


I bet I can make you say "JESUS" All I need is you in the passenger seat and a 40 degree slope!

[karlan]

Government scrappage scheme 2 grand - Welded & repaired priceless

Recycled not scrapped


 

[Range Rover Blues]

"The car in front is in my way"


or "the car in front is a Toyoda, well would you want it behind you :shock:"

[M0EAF]

Grown up,s tonka toy,
Mud reasearch vehicle,
Landrover spiders fitted,
Every dink tells a story,
Thats not rust, it,s a landy birthmark,
Tinworm colony on board,
Contents may contain mud,
Stop moanin, it,s green,
Mission aborted - lack of mud,
Once driven never forgotten,

all typed with the one finger method :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[crazymac]

One I have already

Do not Wash, This vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test!

[john656]

You're skid stops here


I bet I can make you say "JESUS" All I need is you in the passenger seat and a 40 degree slope!

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Disco Matt]

Possibly rather localised...

"THIS. IS. STRATA!"

"I'll back off when you get out of my way" (in mirror writing above one headlamp)

"The only woman who never stood me up weighs two tons and drinks diesel"

[dxmedia]

"The only woman who never stood me up weighs two tons and drinks diesel"

 :shock:  You've met my wife?

[Chris Putt]

How about just a series of small animal pictures with a line crossed through them...ideal for a collection on a front wing or drivers door......

For me, i would quite like a horse, with a big prohibition type sign....or crosshairs with 'Use the [edit] Bridleways' would be great for winding up the toffs round here!

[jay2578]

"The only woman who never stood me up weighs two tons and drinks diesel"

 :shock:  You've met my wife?

HA HA HA HA HA  :clap:

[Disco Matt]

"The only woman who never stood me up weighs two tons and drinks diesel"

 :shock:  You've met my wife?

 :lol: :lol: :clap:

Bit worried about the diesel part!  :lol:

[dxmedia]

Diesel  :lol:

[Range Rover Blues]

How about just a series of small animal pictures with a line crossed through them...ideal for a collection on a front wing or drivers door......

Showing your age (not the 9 O'clock news) :D

I want a set of small car silhouette cutouts for the bumper on blue, one for each car that's taken it on......

.....and lost!

[dxmedia]

Oh I've always wanted mini 90's for the front wing, one for every recovery :D

[kizz81]

 :lol:
some really good ones,
a few more people going to get free stickers,
im all out of vinyl at the moment, waiting for a new stock for driffield then i will send them out after driffield,
cheers kieran

[bigedyant]

IF YOU CAN'T STOP, AT LEAST WAVE AS YOU GO UNDER.

or for the steering guard...

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAND SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

[Range Rover Blues]

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAND SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

Make the MOT tester PHSL :lol:

[Disco Matt]

"Shh, it's the invisible [insert vehicle name here]"

(for those of us who are always being cut up, pulled/walked out in front of, or nearly reversed into in car parks)

[gtomo2]

Stop laughing put the camera down AND PASS ME THE TOW ROPE.
If all else fails ask a landy driver to tow you out.
Have diff lock and not afraid to use it.
you should of brought a squirrel (from the movie "rat race")
Bet he drinks omd90.

[Axetamer]

Thanks to me-- you'll have warmer winters

[Disco Matt]

Smoke is weakness leaving the vehicle!

4x4ers don't die, they just go to the pub to regroup

Also, on a different note - how about the Atomflot symbol (Russian nuclear-powered icebreaker fleet) for those of us who've been on winter laning trips with frozen puddles? :lol:

[discowoman]

How about just a series of small animal pictures with a line crossed through them...ideal for a collection on a front wing or drivers door......

For me, i would quite like a horse, with a big prohibition type sign....or crosshairs with 'Use the [edit] Bridleways' would be great for winding up the toffs round here!

used to have crossed out cats on my lada niva!! lol