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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #90 on: May 21, 2010, 09:15:44 »
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INSURGENTS IDENTIFY LANDROVER IN CONVOY AS PREFERENTIAL TARGET
YANKS PREFERENTIALLY TARGET CONVOY AND IDENTIFY LANDROVER LATER

WARNING: CAMO PAINT + CIVVY PLATES = WALT ON-BOARD

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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #91 on: May 21, 2010, 09:57:38 »
Quote from: Saffy on May 21, 2010, 09:15:44
WARNING: CAMO PAINT + CIVVY PLATES = WALT ON-BOARD




 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #92 on: May 21, 2010, 11:25:51 »
i love the one daddy just farted and wont let us out - classic heheheh

sticker for my 1985 110 - LONG AND SLOW - ITS THE WAY TO GO !!!!

or MAX SPEED 70MPH ----- DOWN HILL!!!

MY KARMA JUST RUN OVER YOUR DOGMA
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #93 on: May 22, 2010, 13:33:19 »
Seen on the back of a tricked up Disco around here:

ONE WIFE, LEAVE IT!
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #94 on: May 23, 2010, 08:56:34 »
Quote from: Saffy on May 21, 2010, 09:15:44


WARNING: CAMO PAINT + CIVVY PLATES = WALT ON-BOARD


Hey my landy got camo paint just the same as it did when it left service, and trust me, i aint no walt!!! [-X [-X
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #95 on: May 26, 2010, 21:48:11 »
im still working through a back log of orders from driffield, i apologise to anyone still waiting, when i have cleared this i will start sending out the free orders  :lol:

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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #96 on: May 26, 2010, 21:58:33 »
Quote from: JumboBeef on May 22, 2010, 13:33:19
Seen on the back of a tricked up Disco around here:

ONE WIFE, LEAVE IT!

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #97 on: May 28, 2010, 16:01:47 »

one wife leave it  :dance: :dance:

this is strata  :dance: :dance:

quality


hows my driving?..  call my mum she wories

more mods than quadrophenia

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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #98 on: May 28, 2010, 21:41:23 »
I've got "government piggy bank"  right next to my fuel filler cap.
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #99 on: May 29, 2010, 15:34:29 »
And on the 8th day God created...  Landrover
115 breaked horses and 1 donkey in control !
Break ! What breaks !
Get in  Sit down and buckle up !
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #100 on: May 29, 2010, 18:43:59 »
It may be old, but it's payed for and it's in front of you.
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #101 on: June 01, 2010, 17:42:05 »
"I know all about the 'Jeep thing' thats why I drive a Land Rover"

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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #102 on: June 11, 2010, 02:07:59 »
One life, Get one.

tesco value bumper sticker (in the style of the own brand labling.)

off roaders like it wet.

0-60 i hope, 60-0 you hope.

it's a V8 mate!

rambler rescue vehicle (for the mountain rescuers amongst us)

ban the bobble hat.

Superwitch.

maximum wading depth. (for the top of your snorkel)

100% BMW parts free.

Rebuilt from genuine stolen parts.

randy lover

V8, because only milk comes in 2 litres.

can anyone else smell chips?

does my carbon footprint look big in this?

only boy racers overtake land rovers.

horn broke, watch for finger.

made in solihull, decomposing on my drive.

just a few that popped into my head. :D
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #103 on: June 11, 2010, 09:40:18 »
How about "Actually, I DO live on a FARM!"

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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #104 on: June 11, 2010, 17:45:56 »
i hope you get your post edited and dont get told just like mine did. :evil:
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #105 on: June 11, 2010, 21:37:22 »
here are a few.....

GO ON......PULL OUT......MAKE MY DAY!!!!!
There are two types of pedestrians.....the quick and the dead!!
Series drivers always like it hard!
Your garden = my play pit!
SMART HAS THE BRAINS.......STUPID HAS THE BALLS!!!!
Go on.....hit me....I need the money!
Honk if anything falls off!
You never learn to swear until you start driving
Some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them
I wish my mrs was this dirty!
When you learn to drive, i will learn to put my foot down!
If a Series Land Rover over takes you, its time to GIVE UP DRIVING!
Im not in the Army, I just wish the roads were an open warfare zone.
Jesus loves me.....he just hates you!
Warning......Chav squashin in progress....


thats all for now, will think of some more =)
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #106 on: June 11, 2010, 22:46:05 »
always wear protection  :P
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #107 on: June 16, 2010, 07:50:12 »
Land Rover
Melting Iceburgs
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #108 on: June 17, 2010, 09:58:31 »
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #109 on: June 22, 2010, 17:09:36 »
Seen on a Subaru;

"SNIFF MY DIFF"

Could have a different meaning as regards 4x4's
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #110 on: June 22, 2010, 19:23:24 »
i have sniff my diff :D
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #111 on: June 22, 2010, 23:33:30 »
i made one this weekend for a pram that said sniff my nappy  :lol:
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #112 on: June 23, 2010, 10:09:00 »
The more ramblers i meet the more i like my dog! (or truck)  :-$

I dont have anger managment issuses i just dont like you!  :twisted:

Im off to "DO" the wife.......................i just dont know who's yet!  :drool:

Your toyota may go fast but at least mine stops!  :doh:

This truck is protected by extreme violence!  :evil:

Do i look like a people person!?  =;

If at first you dont succeed parachuting aint for you!  ;)

My diff your face......nuff said!  :-$

Tailgate me some more and im setting your air bags off!  :x

You can sleep in ya truck but you cant off road ya house!  :-k
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #113 on: July 26, 2010, 13:48:36 »
Saw this one at Billing - someone here?

ONE WIFE - LIVID!

very good
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #114 on: July 26, 2010, 14:23:06 »
I go slow - you're not going anywhere!
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #115 on: July 26, 2010, 22:08:22 »
The more I learn about women the more i like my truck.....
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #116 on: July 28, 2010, 15:50:53 »
Whenever I see "Powered by Fairy Dust" I always want the following:

"Powered by dead Velociraptors"  :lol:
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #117 on: July 28, 2010, 17:07:19 »
Maybe not very PC but......




Don`t drink and drive!!!............... If you crash you`ll spill it!
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #118 on: July 29, 2010, 23:27:36 »
Quote from: Disco Matt on July 28, 2010, 15:50:53


"Powered by dead Velociraptors"  :lol:


  :clap: i like alot
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Re: Funny stickers
« Reply #119 on: July 29, 2010, 23:29:32 »
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ONE WIFE - LIVID!
possibly we sold lots of them  :lol:
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