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wife swap
« on: January 31, 2012, 16:58:44 »
Hi, just got in from a hectic horror of a day to be confronted by Satan's evil sister who has launched into a diatribe about how I am a miserable sod and I never help her with the housework and I need to walk the dog and do this and that and the other oh and I need to think about how I can afford us a holiday this year possibly if I had a better pay packetr. All little things that in isolation are nowt. Oh I forgot to mention she has been at home since one this aft infact she only works 31 hours a week bit I have to have two jobs just so she can have half of one. Do one.


Sorry not the polite thing to do but by god she is on form today.
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Re: wife swap
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 19:43:34 »
The problem here of course could be rectified quite simply but for 1 I keep falling soft and 2 for some reason I believe in the institution of marriage and I will not have the failure of mine be a stain on my good character. Either that or I'm more of a masochist than I thought I was.
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Re: wife swap
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 20:08:53 »
Lost:
Wife & Dog
Reward for Dog!

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Re: wife swap
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2012, 05:08:09 »
Farms are such dangerous places accidents happen all the time.  :rolleyes:  :lipsrsealed:  :police:
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Re: wife swap
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2012, 12:56:21 »
Satan has many evil sisters of that im sure ! :evil:
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Re: wife swap
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2012, 19:00:29 »
Chocolate placates the savage beast!
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Re: wife swap
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 20:12:50 »
If only!
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Re: wife swap
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2012, 07:14:10 »
Quote from: lambert on March 02, 2012, 20:12:50
If only!

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Re: wife swap
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2012, 08:43:26 »
Ah that makes much more sense.
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