I thought I was doing well the last couple of weeks in avoiding the usual lies and decidedly dodgy promises of politicians. I deliberately have not watched telly, listened to the radio, read newspapers and was enjoying a non-political evening fixing my landy, when a person came and asked me for my vote, being polite I said I was slightly busy and had no idea who he actually was BIG MISTAKE I then got the whole life story and the political ambitions thrust in my lughole as i was under the vehicle he leant forwards so I could definately hear and headbutted the bonnet this in turn knocked the bottle of anti freeze over and soaked him and me for this I shall be billing him for the antifreeze, Any one know if I can claim against him for mentally disturbing me?
