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Offline Bush Tucker Man

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Is My Brother-in-Law A 'Chav'??
« on: June 10, 2005, 11:13:49 »
He's worrying me slightly, well he always worries all his family :lol:

1. He's sold his Suzuki & his Clio to buy a ('53' plated) Honda Civic.

2. He's seriously thinking about fitting a 'Type R' bodykit & 17"alloys to the Civic

3. He & his fiancee have 'his & hers' phones (identical flippy things)

4. He has that damn Frog as a ring-tone (first person I know who admits to it)

5. He has a Burberry baseball cap

6. His fiancee & himself both share the same initial for their christian names

7. Their 3 year old son wears an 'Beckham' ( :roll: )  f**tball shirt

Is he a proper 'Chav'?

Is there anywhere I can turn for help, after admitting this?? :lol:  :wink:
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2005, 11:33:29 »
Sorry you have my deepest sympathy.

As far as i know there is very little help available for this condition.
After the burberry hat comes the ASBO then the best thing you can do is gently put them to sleep your local vet can help with this for a small charge.

Hope it all works out
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2005, 11:46:54 »
Quote from: "philbert"
Sorry you have my deepest sympathy.

As far as i know there is very little help available for this condition.
After the burberry hat comes the ASBO then the best thing you can do is gently put them to sleep your local vet can help with this for a small charge.

Hope it all works out


No he's reasonably well behaved in that respect, but just seems to like the (shall we say?) more straight-laced forms of Chav-ness

Nice avatar.
Is it Bobo from 'Tripping the Rift'?

Much prefer 'Six' myself :D
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2005, 11:51:48 »
Well if he's behaving himself maybe you'll get by if you keep a close eye on him.


Yep it's bobo from tripping the rift
one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time!
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Re: Is My Brother-in-Law A 'Chav'??
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2005, 12:46:54 »
Is there anywhere I can turn for help, after admitting this?? :lol:  :wink:[/quote]


Your local pest controller? :lol:

cheers
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2005, 17:47:07 »
:roll: im afraid the burberry was enough he has more than chav leanings.Perhaps you can pay one of those american style de-programing snatch squads :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2005, 18:30:26 »
Buy him a 'hoodie' (a sport top with a hood) so that he has it over his head so nobody knows who he is, or better still you wear it so nobody recognizes you when you are out and about with him. :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2005, 20:05:38 »
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Buy him a 'hoodie' (a sport top with a hood) so that he has it over his head

Are they available with a zip over the face as well?
 
Quote from: "M Thomas"
better still you wear it so nobody recognizes you when you are out and about with him. :lol:  :lol:


I try not to be seen with him anymore :lol: , unless unavoidable.

I'll try to keep off the pictures when he gets married in a month, unless SWMBO drags me in
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2005, 22:40:05 »
saw chav the builder today :lol:  bunch of builders all in trackies and wearing burberry caps while hanging off some scaffolding :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2005, 22:41:44 »
i hate those hats deeply, and i mean to an unhealthy obsesive point. if i see them being worn i feel that i need to get myself a gun.


yes he is a chav, now take him to the vets.
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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2005, 07:49:01 »
He IS a chav, no escaping the fact. It's just a downward spiral from here. You are from Wakey so its not too far to Langdale. Invite him along, lend him some wellies and ask him to go through the deep mud run. Hopefully it will consume him so you can simply drive away and not have to worry anymore.... :evil:
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2005, 12:17:02 »
Quote from: "beast5680"
saw chav the builder today :lol:  bunch of builders all in trackies and wearing burberry caps while hanging off some scaffolding :lol:



They were probably using existing scaffolding to break in!
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