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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: lowey on July 05, 2005, 18:13:56

Title: The white stuff
Post by: lowey on July 05, 2005, 18:13:56: Last weekend I had just put some items in the tray under the centre sliding plate on the seat box. That is where I keep tyre inflater sealant amongst other things. The concealed tray was full to bursting and I left the Landy for a while and returned later. Realising that I needed to get into the passenger seat and the door was locked I climbed aboard through my drivers door and slid myself over to the passenger seat whilst putting my full weight on the centre sliding cover plate on the seat box.

I heard a gushing noise and a blast of white foam shot from between my legs :oops: from under the cover plate soaked my trousers and coated all the dash & gear levers in white goo. In my late fifties you do not expect this kind of reaction.

What was it?

It was caused by a bolt poking through the cover plate that punctured the tyre sealant inflater aerosol can when I sat on it.

It gave me quite a fright. :(bigshock):
Big clean up job afterwards. Although it seemed to be completely water soluble. :D
Title: The white stuff
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on July 05, 2005, 20:50:34: And the moral of the story? :shock: :lol:
Title: The white stuff
Post by: Guy90 on July 05, 2005, 20:54:13: Quote from: "NicePinkWellies"
And the moral of the story? :shock: :lol:

Look before you leap :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: The white stuff
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on July 05, 2005, 20:55:53: And if you don't - ? :lol:
Title: The white stuff
Post by: Guy90 on July 05, 2005, 20:57:13: Quote from: "NicePinkWellies"
And if you don't - ? :lol:

You spray white stuff all round your Land Rover. Nearly done it so many times 8)
Title: The white stuff
Post by: strapping young lad on July 05, 2005, 21:00:45: yeh but in your situation you... how shall i put it...

if you and your missus was in a car race, she would come second :wink:
Title: The white stuff
Post by: lowey on July 05, 2005, 23:32:42: The lesson learned is always trim the end off a bolt if if it is just that little bit too long for the nut. :oops: