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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: rokcrawlin on July 11, 2005, 18:42:52

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: rokcrawlin on July 11, 2005, 18:42:52

:shock:  just found the lesser spotted sossij eater it lives in a 110 and likes to be fed by nicepink wellies and works for a department that gives cocain away in washing powder to charity, 2 Quote the spokesman "err hum we will be tightening up our proceedures err hum " do we possibly know the spokesman  :shock:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :(bigoops):

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on July 11, 2005, 18:47:16

Would the greater spotted rokcrawlin want one too? :(contented):

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: rokcrawlin on July 11, 2005, 18:49:52

ooooh can I? sossijiz mmmmmmmm nice, :wink:  just like the pink wellies

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on July 11, 2005, 18:52:07

Of course you can! :(biglaugh):  

You may have to fight it out with the lesser spotted sossij eater though.  Maybe he won't notice. :shock:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: rokcrawlin on July 11, 2005, 18:59:09

Quote from: "NicePinkWellies"

Of course you can! :(biglaugh):  

You may have to fight it out with the lesser spotted sossij eater though.  Maybe he won't notice. :shock:

I will get the sausages then and burgers we have a brilliant pork farm that makes their own burgers and sausages near me :wink:  :wink:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: rokcrawlin on July 11, 2005, 19:00:04

then he will never know  8)  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: Guy90 on July 11, 2005, 19:03:47

BEHAVE :evil:  :evil:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: rokcrawlin on July 11, 2005, 19:07:38

Quote from: "Guy110"

BEHAVE :evil:  :evil:

can you show me your warrant card, and no these sossijiz have not been imported,they are for my own and nice pink wellies consumption  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: Digsit on July 11, 2005, 19:31:48

Quote from: "rokcrawlin"

Quote from: "Guy110"

BEHAVE :evil:  :evil:

can you show me your warrant card, and no these sossijiz have not been imported,they are for my own and nice pink wellies consumption  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

FIGHT :twisted:  :lol:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: Guy90 on July 11, 2005, 19:40:09

Quote from: "Digsit"

Quote from: "rokcrawlin"

Quote from: "Guy110"

BEHAVE :evil:  :evil:

can you show me your warrant card, and no these sossijiz have not been imported,they are for my own and nice pink wellies consumption  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

FIGHT :twisted:  :lol:

I'll win :twisted:  :twisted:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: Dirty Gertie on July 11, 2005, 19:43:15

Ooh! Boize, it's so exciting when you get all macho!! :(biglaugh):  :(biglove):  :(vamp):

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on July 11, 2005, 19:54:46

All over a sausage too!  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:

The rules:-

All cooking will be done on my home ground (and Cliffs b-b-q).  The first one here gets the initial sausage cooked, whether it be from my fridge, or one brought by the competitor.

Let the games begin. :(biglaugh):

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: Guy90 on July 11, 2005, 20:17:19

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

If it's Cliff's bbq, how come I've never seen him use it :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: Digsit on July 11, 2005, 20:31:45

Quote from: "Guy110"

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

If it's Cliff's bbq, how come I've never seen him use it :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You cheeky cheeky bar steward :x  :wink:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: Guy90 on July 11, 2005, 20:36:33

Quote from: "Digsit"

Quote from: "Guy110"

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

If it's Cliff's bbq, how come I've never seen him use it :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You cheeky cheeky bar steward :x  :wink:

 :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh): Sorry buddy!! Couldn't resist it!

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on July 11, 2005, 20:40:22

Quote from: "Guy110"

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

If it's Cliff's bbq, how come I've never seen him use it :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Strange, but oh so true. :lol:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: Digsit on July 11, 2005, 20:46:55

Quote from: "NicePinkWellies"

Quote from: "Guy110"

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

If it's Cliff's bbq, how come I've never seen him use it :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Strange, but oh so true. :lol:

You cheeky cheeky bar stewardess :x  :wink:

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: Guy90 on July 11, 2005, 20:56:22

:(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh): Funny old world isn't it :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):

Title: sosssijiz
Post by: rokcrawlin on July 11, 2005, 21:28:59

Quote from: "Guy110"

:(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh): Funny old world isn't it :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):

you have absolutely no chance of winning as customs cannot tell the difference between cocain and washing powder ..........never mind sossijiz and burgers  :(stoopid):  :(bigwicked):  :(bigwicked):  :(bigwicked):