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Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: thermidorthelobster on November 20, 2005, 22:30:49

I'm sitting here lazily browsing on the laptop, with the cat asleep next to me, and the cat's just fallen off the arm of the sofa...

I daren't look at the arm, I think it'll look like Freddie Krueger's been drumming his fingers on the leather!

 :lol:

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Jim-Willy on November 20, 2005, 22:32:38

Kill it.  cats are aliens y'know!!!! :twisted:

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Colin 009 on November 20, 2005, 23:41:28

Wanna laugh  :x   I was going to Waddon today got held up at home, waiting for Home help (didnt show :evil: ) so didnt leave house till 12 thought ok, a hour to get there straight up M1 then spent three hours stuck in jam caused by two accidents, got to waddon to see the last four people leave the site. then thick fog slowed everything down coming back. :evil:

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Manicminer on November 21, 2005, 19:28:59

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you have asthma.

Oh dear, I'll get my coat.

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on November 21, 2005, 20:00:11

Quote from: "M Thomas"

Laughter is the best medicine

Better not tell you about the bloke the other day with an Apple in an unusual position :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :wink:

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Manicminer on November 21, 2005, 20:08:30

I thought that it was -
'an apple a day keeps the Doctor away' :lol:  :lol:

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Xtremeteam on November 21, 2005, 20:30:08

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

Quote from: "M Thomas"

Laughter is the best medicine

Better not tell you about the bloke the other day with an Apple in an unusual position :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :wink:

hopefully it didnt require lube & some spoons to remove it   :wink:

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: beast5680 on November 21, 2005, 20:31:45

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

Quote from: "M Thomas"

Laughter is the best medicine

Better not tell you about the bloke the other day with an Apple in an unusual position :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :wink:

No do tell BTM was it stuck in his ear?  :lol:

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on November 21, 2005, 20:50:33

Quote from: "beast5680"

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

Quote from: "M Thomas"

Laughter is the best medicine

Better not tell you about the bloke the other day with an Apple in an unusual position :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :wink:

No do tell BTM was it stuck in his ear?  :lol:

No.......

Another orifice entirely

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Xtremeteam on November 21, 2005, 20:52:21

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

Quote from: "beast5680"

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

Quote from: "M Thomas"

Laughter is the best medicine

Better not tell you about the bloke the other day with an Apple in an unusual position :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :wink:

No do tell BTM was it stuck in his ear?  :lol:

No.......

Another orifice entirely

did it yawn or wink??

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on November 21, 2005, 21:09:05

Quote from: "RedlineMike"

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

Another orifice entirely

did it yawn or wink??

I understand he went to theatre for it removing whilst the surgeons & theatre nurses giggled

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Colin 009 on November 21, 2005, 21:21:58

Was he bobbing for apples  :lol:  and it went horriably wrong.

Title: Laughter, the best medicine
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on November 22, 2005, 21:48:02

I got told today about an incident quite a while ago (whether it's true, I don't know?)

Dad brought a young girl into A&E, she was aged perhaps 9?

She had been stung by a Wasp & it had reacted quite badly
Whilst she was being spoken to she suddenly said;
"I don't like Sex"

Accusing eyes turned to dad, who by all accounts glowed with embarrasment.
Hands were reaching to phone Social Services

On gently asking what she meant;
"I don't like Sex, like that Wasp what stung me"

Oh.... Insex (Insects)

All concerned burst out laughing