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Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: landyman Ash on December 16, 2005, 15:01:31
Just some advice

If you fancy dentistry or maybe something along those lines as a career forget doing anything other then work in December.

The reason being....is that every Tom, Dick and Harry wants their teeth and smiles fixed before Christmas.  They have had all year BUT now they want if for Christmas!!!!  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x

Oh and by the way, paying £5k on some new front teeth wont make you look like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie so please.....stop asking  :wink:

Aplogies to all for vanishing of MC for a while, I'll be back in fill swing next week  :twisted:

Mega apologies to Mikee who must of rung me 100 times and Ive missed every call  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  Drop you a bell over weekend pal.
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: TUFFTEE on December 16, 2005, 15:17:09
Quote from: "landyman Ash"
Just some advice

If you fancy dentistry or maybe something along those lines as a career forget doing anything other then work in December.

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I'll try not too Ash? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on December 16, 2005, 15:27:14
Or A&E.
We've been seeing the results of the party season already.
Next weekend will bringeven more;
Food poisoning
Drunks
Children with shards of plastic about their bodies
Children who have swallowed batteries
'Domestic violence' (too much booze, or with the in-laws)
'Granny dumping' (yes it does actually happen)

And I read in the local paper that yet another scrote is in court over assaulting staff at the Hospital, birch them all :!:  :twisted:
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: BrumLee on December 16, 2005, 16:02:57
Quote from: "landyman Ash"
Oh and by the way, paying £5k on some new front teeth wont make you look like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie so please.....stop asking  :wink:


How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise?  :lol: I wanna look like one of those ugly blokes on Trisha that claim they sleep with a different women every night  :wink:  :lol:  :lol:  :roll:
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: landyman Ash on December 16, 2005, 17:11:36
Quote from: "BrumLee"


How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise?  :lol: I wanna look like one of those ugly blokes on Trisha that claim they sleep with a different women every night  :wink:  :lol:  :lol:  :roll:


So you want hill billy teeth then eh?  One of my specialities.  

Treatment plan:
Extract every other tooth (I'll use pliers and Whiskey, keeps cost down) £20
Gold crown on central (I'll do it NHS) £35
Brown stains on remaining teeth £40

There we go, £95 and you can sleep with as many as you can find  :wink:
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: landyman Ash on December 16, 2005, 17:13:23
Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

'Granny dumping' (yes it does actually happen)



Yeah I dated a Granny once and she had to go so I dumped her.  It happens  :wink:
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: TimM on December 16, 2005, 17:14:34
It sounds an ideal profession to be in to me.

<Thinks> Fill the December diary up of rich fools wanting to pay through the nose......

Quote from: "landyman Ash"
..........every Tom, Dick and Harry wants their teeth and smiles fixed before Christmas........paying £5k on some new front teeth


21 working days in December this year before Christmas (as I'm only going to work in December I'll work Saturdays), with one patient/customer/sucker in the morning, and one in the afternoon, at £5k each.......

£210,000 and 11 work free months to spend it!

So, remind me, why shouldn't I be a dentist?
 :lol:

(edited becorse I carnt spelll)
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on December 16, 2005, 17:27:00
Now wouldn't it make it a totally different experiance if you could have a pedicure while having your teeth done! :shock:

I'd pay for it (not 5K though!). :lol:
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: ChrisW on December 16, 2005, 17:44:06
Quote from: "BrumLee"
How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise?  :lol:


Erm... Lee, I think we should maybe have a little chat  :roll:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: Manicminer on December 16, 2005, 19:16:52
Quote from: "landyman Ash"
every Tom, Dick and Harry wants their teeth and smiles fixed before Christmas.  They have had all year BUT now they want if for Christmas!!!!  


And you will also be busy from Christmas Day through to the New Year on emergency work patching people up.
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: Wanderer on December 16, 2005, 19:34:31
Quote from: "BrumLee"
Quote from: "landyman Ash"
Oh and by the way, paying £5k on some new front teeth wont make you look like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie so please.....stop asking  :wink:


How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise?  :lol: I wanna look like one of those ugly blokes on Trisha that claim they sleep with a different women every night  :wink:  :lol:  :lol:  :roll:


Liar liar pants on fire  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: Andy the Landy on December 16, 2005, 21:48:57
Get some of these (http://www.faketeeth.net/Search.bok?category=Billy+Bob+Teeth) put in :twisted:
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: landyman Ash on December 16, 2005, 23:11:53
Quote from: "TimM"
It sounds an ideal profession to be in to me.

<Thinks> Fill the December diary up of rich fools wanting to pay through the nose......

Quote from: "landyman Ash"
..........every Tom, Dick and Harry wants their teeth and smiles fixed before Christmas........paying £5k on some new front teeth


21 working days in December this year before Christmas (as I'm only going to work in December I'll work Saturdays), with one patient/customer/sucker in the morning, and one in the afternoon, at £5k each.......

£210,000 and 11 work free months to spend it!

So, remind me, why shouldn't I be a dentist?
 :lol:

(edited becorse I carnt spelll)


I WISH!!!! Sadly Im the technician so most of the dosh goes to the dentist.

Plenty prepared to pay WAYYYYYY more then that.  Harley St, gotta love it!!!!  :wink:
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on December 17, 2005, 20:46:54
Just reading a book 'TheWorld According To Clarkson'

He has a go about cosmetic dentistry in it.
As he does everything :lol:

Anyway he suggests that all of these false 'Hollywood smile' teeth are mass produced in a factory & are therefore identicla & interchangeable.

If you die a horrible death & have to be identified by dental records (keep with me....)


It is quite possilbe that you could go through eternity with a gravestone marked Victoria Beckham.
Now that ought to put anyone off the idea
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: strapping young lad on December 17, 2005, 20:52:37
the majority of our customers want to go to bloody tenerife for xmas and new year

get away from it all

get away from what?  you are all in the same place.. tenerife!

oh and the occasional "the dog/cat gets in the way"!

no they dont they are ideal hoovers for kids or grannies with flying forks!

and they somehow love it when they ask what im doing for xmas (looking after their frigging dog.. what else) and they say they will be on the beach

hope it bloody rains! ;)
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: landyman Ash on December 18, 2005, 21:41:46
I haver 24 colours I use in dentistry.

BUT we now have the new NW colours (North West America) and thankfully they are more commonly known in the UK as Aritage Shanks colours!!!!

Whiter than white!!!

Scary  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: Lostboy on December 19, 2005, 10:19:18
Quote from: "TimM"


<Thinks> Fill the December diary up of rich fools wanting to pay through the nose......


Hmmm, thats maybe why mine booked me in on the 22nd...  :(   And I know its going to be "Time to put a crown on that root treatment, open (your wallet) wide......"
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: thermidorthelobster on December 21, 2005, 14:31:48
Funnily enough, mindful of this thread I rang this morning thinking of an appointment in the New Year...  and they're seeing me in an hour or so.  Ohoh, what fun!
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: Ja1983 on December 21, 2005, 15:42:01
havent been in probly 4 years.. not since i had a root filling, i HATE (cant stress HATE enough) needles, specially near teeth...

6 injections, including one rammed through the tooth.. i could hav throttled the halitosis aflicted circus act!

got a bad one at the mo, but i`m hoping alcohol and bordom will lead to removal of the troublesome blighter.......
Title: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: Lostboy on December 22, 2005, 12:30:34
Hmmm, my dentist maybe reads this forum - he's given me 6 months grace on the crown, so I can spend the money on a snorkel instead.  :D
Title: Re: Dont work in dentistry at Christmas
Post by: Dirty Gertie on December 22, 2005, 18:15:21
Quote from: "landyman Ash"
I'll be back in fill swing next week  :twisted:



you could say your work is infilltrating your mind Ash!!
 :wink:






sorry.....









I've got me coat!!!



 :D
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