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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: landyman Ash on December 16, 2005, 15:01:31
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Just some advice
If you fancy dentistry or maybe something along those lines as a career forget doing anything other then work in December.
The reason being....is that every Tom, Dick and Harry wants their teeth and smiles fixed before Christmas. They have had all year BUT now they want if for Christmas!!!! :x :x :x :x :x
Oh and by the way, paying £5k on some new front teeth wont make you look like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie so please.....stop asking :wink:
Aplogies to all for vanishing of MC for a while, I'll be back in fill swing next week :twisted:
Mega apologies to Mikee who must of rung me 100 times and Ive missed every call :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Drop you a bell over weekend pal.
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Just some advice
If you fancy dentistry or maybe something along those lines as a career forget doing anything other then work in December.
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I'll try not too Ash? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Or A&E.
We've been seeing the results of the party season already.
Next weekend will bringeven more;
Food poisoning
Drunks
Children with shards of plastic about their bodies
Children who have swallowed batteries
'Domestic violence' (too much booze, or with the in-laws)
'Granny dumping' (yes it does actually happen)
And I read in the local paper that yet another scrote is in court over assaulting staff at the Hospital, birch them all :!: :twisted:
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Oh and by the way, paying £5k on some new front teeth wont make you look like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie so please.....stop asking :wink:
How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise? :lol: I wanna look like one of those ugly blokes on Trisha that claim they sleep with a different women every night :wink: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise? :lol: I wanna look like one of those ugly blokes on Trisha that claim they sleep with a different women every night :wink: :lol: :lol: :roll:
So you want hill billy teeth then eh? One of my specialities.
Treatment plan:
Extract every other tooth (I'll use pliers and Whiskey, keeps cost down) £20
Gold crown on central (I'll do it NHS) £35
Brown stains on remaining teeth £40
There we go, £95 and you can sleep with as many as you can find :wink:
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'Granny dumping' (yes it does actually happen)
Yeah I dated a Granny once and she had to go so I dumped her. It happens :wink:
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It sounds an ideal profession to be in to me.
<Thinks> Fill the December diary up of rich fools wanting to pay through the nose......
..........every Tom, Dick and Harry wants their teeth and smiles fixed before Christmas........paying £5k on some new front teeth
21 working days in December this year before Christmas (as I'm only going to work in December I'll work Saturdays), with one patient/customer/sucker in the morning, and one in the afternoon, at £5k each.......
£210,000 and 11 work free months to spend it!
So, remind me, why shouldn't I be a dentist?
:lol:
(edited becorse I carnt spelll)
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Now wouldn't it make it a totally different experiance if you could have a pedicure while having your teeth done! :shock:
I'd pay for it (not 5K though!). :lol:
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How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise? :lol:
Erm... Lee, I think we should maybe have a little chat :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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every Tom, Dick and Harry wants their teeth and smiles fixed before Christmas. They have had all year BUT now they want if for Christmas!!!!
And you will also be busy from Christmas Day through to the New Year on emergency work patching people up.
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Oh and by the way, paying £5k on some new front teeth wont make you look like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie so please.....stop asking :wink:
How much to stop me looking like Tom Cruise? :lol: I wanna look like one of those ugly blokes on Trisha that claim they sleep with a different women every night :wink: :lol: :lol: :roll:
Liar liar pants on fire :lol: :lol:
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Get some of these (http://www.faketeeth.net/Search.bok?category=Billy+Bob+Teeth) put in :twisted:
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It sounds an ideal profession to be in to me.
<Thinks> Fill the December diary up of rich fools wanting to pay through the nose......
..........every Tom, Dick and Harry wants their teeth and smiles fixed before Christmas........paying £5k on some new front teeth
21 working days in December this year before Christmas (as I'm only going to work in December I'll work Saturdays), with one patient/customer/sucker in the morning, and one in the afternoon, at £5k each.......
£210,000 and 11 work free months to spend it!
So, remind me, why shouldn't I be a dentist?
:lol:
(edited becorse I carnt spelll)
I WISH!!!! Sadly Im the technician so most of the dosh goes to the dentist.
Plenty prepared to pay WAYYYYYY more then that. Harley St, gotta love it!!!! :wink:
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Just reading a book 'TheWorld According To Clarkson'
He has a go about cosmetic dentistry in it.
As he does everything :lol:
Anyway he suggests that all of these false 'Hollywood smile' teeth are mass produced in a factory & are therefore identicla & interchangeable.
If you die a horrible death & have to be identified by dental records (keep with me....)
It is quite possilbe that you could go through eternity with a gravestone marked Victoria Beckham.
Now that ought to put anyone off the idea
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the majority of our customers want to go to bloody tenerife for xmas and new year
get away from it all
get away from what? you are all in the same place.. tenerife!
oh and the occasional "the dog/cat gets in the way"!
no they dont they are ideal hoovers for kids or grannies with flying forks!
and they somehow love it when they ask what im doing for xmas (looking after their frigging dog.. what else) and they say they will be on the beach
hope it bloody rains! ;)
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I haver 24 colours I use in dentistry.
BUT we now have the new NW colours (North West America) and thankfully they are more commonly known in the UK as Aritage Shanks colours!!!!
Whiter than white!!!
Scary :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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<Thinks> Fill the December diary up of rich fools wanting to pay through the nose......
Hmmm, thats maybe why mine booked me in on the 22nd... :( And I know its going to be "Time to put a crown on that root treatment, open (your wallet) wide......"
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Funnily enough, mindful of this thread I rang this morning thinking of an appointment in the New Year... and they're seeing me in an hour or so. Ohoh, what fun!
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havent been in probly 4 years.. not since i had a root filling, i HATE (cant stress HATE enough) needles, specially near teeth...
6 injections, including one rammed through the tooth.. i could hav throttled the halitosis aflicted circus act!
got a bad one at the mo, but i`m hoping alcohol and bordom will lead to removal of the troublesome blighter.......
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Hmmm, my dentist maybe reads this forum - he's given me 6 months grace on the crown, so I can spend the money on a snorkel instead. :D
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I'll be back in fill swing next week :twisted:
you could say your work is infilltrating your mind Ash!!
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sorry.....
I've got me coat!!!
:D