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Title: Oh Deer!!!
Post by: murph on December 27, 2005, 16:54:02

Went out christmas eve to visit some family in a village a few miles away, came down the hill just before home a car coming other way flashings his headlights, I had no idea what he was doing slowed down any way then there it was 1 deer leaping out in the path of the range rover.

3 year old daughter in the back shouting what have you hit,

Couldn't stop, so it went under, quickly turned round, poor animal in a mess I called the police to send a vet or approved person to put it out of its misery, 40 minutes later they turned up.

Is it still alive sir? no mate it dieds about 20 minutes ago. O.K declares the officer, assisted him to move it to the field. :(  :(  :(

Daughter didn't seem to bothered as she fell asleep until I woke her up at home,  she then declare to mummy, "daddy's killed a raindeer, Santa won't be happy" bless her. :oops:  :oops:

Title: Oh Deer!!!
Post by: The Fat Controller on December 27, 2005, 18:17:09

THAT'S YOU ON THE NAUGHTY LIST AND CHRISTMAS ISN'T OVER YET.

Title: Oh Deer!!!
Post by: Colin 009 on December 27, 2005, 18:23:55

Venison anyone, :wink:  :lol:

Title: Oh Deer!!!
Post by: suzota on December 27, 2005, 19:27:37

you cant pick it up, but the car behind can.
weird or what

Title: Oh Deer!!!
Post by: simdeb on December 27, 2005, 19:29:58

this year simon decided to put all the prezzies under the tree! on christmas eve,  our 8 year old came down stairs and went up to his big brother crying saying santa had not been as there was no piles of presents!!!!   bless him!  did i make simon feel guilty?  you bet i did after i had recovered from the dredded sickness bug! :lol:  :lol:  no it was not too much ale! :cry:  :cry:
DEBBIE

Title: Oh Deer!!!
Post by: TUFFTEE on December 27, 2005, 20:58:18

Quote from: "Colin 009 a.k.a. Wally"

Venison anyone, :wink:  :lol:

Mmmmmm! Yes er Please! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

If it was my disco that was in accidental collision with the said Animal!
 He would be in the Back of The Said Disco on his way to the Butchers PDQ :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Oh Deer!!!
Post by: Niel on December 27, 2005, 21:39:36

Quote from: "suzota"

you cant pick it up, but the car behind can.
weird or what

Thats to try and stop poachers running things over deliberately, also those who'd swerve to get a free lunch and need an ambulance as a result!

Title: Oh Deer!!!
Post by: Horness on December 27, 2005, 23:12:52

Should have painted it's nose red and told your daughter Christmas has been cancelled for next year.  :twisted:

Have a freezer full of Venison (Muntjac, Fallow and Red) all ready for New Years Day.  Hmmmm.

This muntjac buck survived to tell the tale!
(http://www.horness.com/images/muntjac_car.jpg)

Horness

Title: Oh Deer!!!
Post by: Damonski on December 27, 2005, 23:21:10

Quote from: "Horness"

This muntjac buck survived to tell the tale!
(http://www.horness.com/images/muntjac_car.jpg)

Until the electric fan kicked in  :lol: