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Title: What a bang.
Post by: Stormin on January 08, 2006, 20:58:11

My farmer neighbour has been having an unwelcome visiter.  Went with two hens, put the rest off lay, sent the ducks quackers and so traumatised his new cockrel it went in the pot.  I spent an afternoon working out the fox's route and around the time it was due, (It had been seen crossing the lane around 10pm) I lay in wait behind a dyke (hedge) near an open gate.  Clear sky, bit of moon, so not bad to see by but freezing cold.  Been there for about half an hour, when a car pulled up on the lane and reversed into the gate way.  Courting couple! :?  :shock:  What do I do  :oops:   As they couldn't see me, and I couldn't see them, (I'm not into that), I decided to stay put.  After 10 minutes foxy appeared through the dyke and I took aim.  The sound of my gun was nothing, compared to the scream from the car and by the time I had got out of my hiding place, the car was already going through the gate.  Bet they check where they're parking next time. :D

Title: What a bang.
Post by: Sharpshooter on January 08, 2006, 21:00:36

Love it. Got the fox too. Even better. :)

Title: What a bang.
Post by: jiffyman on January 08, 2006, 21:05:38

Haha!!!! Bet they s**t themselves!!!!

Title: What a bang.
Post by: Xtremeteam on January 08, 2006, 21:40:28

i hate when folk with guns interupt those looking for a quiet spot  :wink:  :twisted:

Title: What a bang.
Post by: seph234 on January 08, 2006, 22:00:58

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: What a bang.
Post by: beast5680 on January 08, 2006, 22:04:00

i would have paid good money to listen to the conversation in the car after :lol:  :lol:

Title: What a bang.
Post by: Sheddy on January 08, 2006, 22:28:28

I was detecting in a fiel when a car pulled up just beyond the gate.  A woman got out and walked backwards into the field, lifted her skirt, dropped hes frillys and had a pee ..... ever seen someone try to keep thier dignity when a diggerist starts laughing at you in that situation?

Title: What a bang.
Post by: the loon on January 08, 2006, 22:45:45

Quote from: "beast5680"

i would have paid good money to listen to the conversation in the car after :lol:  :lol:

and that couple wil be paying good money to get the upholstry valeted and to get the smell out


 :wink:

Title: What a bang.
Post by: Andy the Landy on January 08, 2006, 22:52:35

Quote from: "landyloony"

and that couple wil be paying good money to get the upholstry valeted and to get the smell out


 :wink:

Adrenalin is brown :wink:

Title: What a bang.
Post by: Snake110 on January 08, 2006, 22:55:25

:D  :D Did the earth move for you as well dear  :D  :D

Title: What a bang.
Post by: fudge on January 09, 2006, 22:23:52

:oops: Do you know the funniest thing happened last night, I was just about to.......................................... :?

Title: What a bang.
Post by: wing nut on January 10, 2006, 21:04:49

Quote from: "beast5680"

i would have paid good money to listen to the conversation in the car after :lol:  :lol:

:lol:  :lol:

coming i thought i was going lol :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Re: What a bang.
Post by: hobbit on January 11, 2006, 17:48:28

Quote from: "Stormin"

My farmer neighbour has been having an unwelcome visiter.  Went with two hens, put the rest off lay, sent the ducks quackers and so traumatised his new cockrel it went in the pot.  I spent an afternoon working out the fox's route and around the time it was due, (It had been seen crossing the lane around 10pm) I lay in wait behind a dyke (hedge) near an open gate.  Clear sky, bit of moon, so not bad to see by but freezing cold.  Been there for about half an hour, when a car pulled up on the lane and reversed into the gate way.  Courting couple! :?  :shock:  What do I do  :oops:   As they couldn't see me, and I couldn't see them, (I'm not into that), I decided to stay put.  After 10 minutes foxy appeared through the dyke and I took aim.  The sound of my gun was nothing, compared to the scream from the car and by the time I had got out of my hiding place, the car was already going through the gate.  Bet they check where they're parking next time. :D

How many lumps in the roof of the car :wink:  :lol:

Title: What a bang.
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on January 11, 2006, 20:33:53

Quite the funniest tale concerning 'Coitus Interruptus' I've heard is the one that Blaster Bates tells on record (& stage) about how Knicker Brook at Oulton Park got its name :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: What a bang.
Post by: dew1911 on January 11, 2006, 20:39:47

That's what the bang was... Thanks Mate  :D

Title: What a bang.
Post by: hobbit on January 11, 2006, 21:53:37

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

Quite the funniest tale concerning 'Coitus Interruptus' I've heard is the one that Blaster Bates tells on record (& stage) about how Knicker Brook at Oulton Park got its name :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

That guy is hilarious, I have somewhere his old vinyl albums, not seen then for a few years though, well buried in the attic I think