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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: ChrisW on April 28, 2004, 21:04:56

Title: Piglet's next bolt on...
Post by: ChrisW on April 28, 2004, 21:04:56

http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/Brownings/Browning%20M2%2050%20cal.htm

Add on module 1: intelligent sensing automatically pans to the little miscreants who can't keep their fingers to themselves.
Add on module 2: in-car joystick control for those little incidents on motorways.

hehehehe!

Title: Piglet's next bolt on...
Post by: robbie on April 28, 2004, 21:17:22

I do work with students and have asked my manager if I can have one for the new academic year in September :D

I await his response :D

Title: Piglet's next bolt on...
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on April 29, 2004, 00:32:38

Is it in South Africa where you can 'char-grill' car-jackers & thieves?

Perhaps you ought to bring something back if you visit again Neil :D

Title: Piglet's next bolt on...
Post by: datalas on April 29, 2004, 08:08:29

I'm glad you decided that it shouldn't be demountable...   I'd be somewhat frightened of a conversation titled "Piglets new strap on"

Title: Piglet's next bolt on...
Post by: 300+ on May 01, 2004, 14:04:39

I NEED one of them. The neighbours dog has been barking for 5 hours... I neeeeeedddddd sleeppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Title: Piglet's next bolt on...
Post by: Maddy on May 16, 2004, 21:48:41

Neil won't have scrolled down further than the word 'polish' ! Even if there  is a Polish flag there - just the thought sends shivers down his spine!!! :)

Title: Piglet's next bolt on...
Post by: strapping young lad on May 16, 2004, 21:52:05

Quote from: "Neil loves Turtle Wax"

I NEED one of them. The neighbours dog has been barking for 5 hours... I neeeeeedddddd sleeppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

there are a couple of things you can do here..


(on the non serious side of things)

you can get calming stuff from herbalists.. put this in a sausage and hurl it over.. watch the sod eat and be very very chillled...  :twisted:

(on serious side)
contact environmental health and animal welfare..

the latter will get result done slower but more permanent