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Title: strange road sign
Post by: the loon on March 05, 2006, 15:40:37: saw this today when out with SWMBO and the kids.
pictures not the best but sign reads
Divers please use discretion when undressing
never seen anything like this in the highway code
:?:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Rangie3.0LtrDan on March 05, 2006, 15:47:26: You been in the red light district again havent you ;)
Title: strange road sign
Post by: the loon on March 05, 2006, 15:49:17: Quote from: "Disco200TDiDan"
You been in the red light district again havent you ;)

:lol:

shhhhhhh
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Bob696 on March 05, 2006, 16:43:00: Could it be something to do with takeing your dog for a walk ? :twisted: :twisted: :P

My contribution.
(http://members.mud-club.com/galleryimages/8f75e3ce3e008cfc56c1eaad8125d635.JPG)
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Budgie on March 05, 2006, 16:46:00: There's one that makes me laugh that's just south of Broadford on the Isle of Skye.
It just say:
SLOW
CHILDREN

I always think: Is that a statement or a caution? :mrgreen:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: the loon on March 05, 2006, 17:00:33: when I lived with my parents a neighbour put up a sign as he was fed up with people blocking his garage
Polite notice
please keep clear

couple of days after someone pined a piece of paper to to
rude responce
go away
or words to that effect
:wink:
Title: Re: strange road sign
Post by: thermidorthelobster on March 05, 2006, 17:35:34: Quote from: "landyloony"
Divers please use discretion when undressing
never seen anything like this in the highway code
:?:

That'll be Whitley Bay, just north of Cullercoats Bay on the seafront, I'm guessing?
Title: Re: strange road sign
Post by: the loon on March 05, 2006, 18:25:08: Quote from: "thermidorthelobster"
Quote from: "landyloony"
Divers please use discretion when undressing
never seen anything like this in the highway code
:?:

That'll be Whitley Bay, just north of Cullercoats Bay on the seafront, I'm guessing?

correct buy that man a stottie

so how did you know then?
Title: strange road sign
Post by: thermidorthelobster on March 05, 2006, 18:32:59: Mrs Thelobster hails from just inland of the Links, and her father is Hon Sec at the lifeboat station at Cullercoats. The night before my wedding I stayed in the Bay Hotel, which has since been flattened, and we had our reception aboard the Earl of Zetland, near Royal Quays.
Title: strange road sign
Post by: thermidorthelobster on March 05, 2006, 18:39:22: By the way, on the subject of signs...
Title: strange road sign
Post by: the loon on March 05, 2006, 18:57:54: Quote from: "thermidorthelobster"
By the way, on the subject of signs...

suprised greenpeace havent started a protest

:lol:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Dirty Gertie on March 05, 2006, 19:01:06: How about this one?? :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):
Title: strange road sign
Post by: tenpolequint on March 05, 2006, 19:10:25: Is that in a red light district?
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Dirty Gertie on March 05, 2006, 19:15:47: ...or this one??
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Damonski on March 05, 2006, 19:20:57: Quote from: "Dirty Gertie"
...or this one??

That is great :)
Title: strange road sign
Post by: the loon on March 05, 2006, 19:32:14: they say penrith has more train spotters than anywhere in the world.
True most of them seem to be wearing dirty old macks and dark glasses

:lol:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Jim-Willy on March 05, 2006, 20:14:01: :?
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Dirty Gertie on March 05, 2006, 20:35:24: ..and there's more....
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Jim-Willy on March 05, 2006, 20:45:57: That on your gate? :lol:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: datalas on March 05, 2006, 20:48:35: I like this one
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Range Rover Blues on March 05, 2006, 21:40:19: There's one outside my mate's mother's house, slipper road surface sign, underneath it says "for 1804 yards"

Who measured it?
Title: strange road sign
Post by: thermidorthelobster on March 05, 2006, 21:57:54: Somewhere on Dartmoor there's a sign saying

SLOW LORRIES TURNING MUD ON ROAD

I always thought that was a bit inconsiderate of them.
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Lostboy on March 06, 2006, 11:04:49: I keep seeing HORSE TRIALS AHEAD.

Do we have a lot of problems with horses breaking the law? :shock:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Singlefin on March 06, 2006, 12:17:52: Over the weekend I saw:

"NO ROAD STUDS"

Obviously talking about us, eh?
Title: One near the Bustard Inn on Salisbury
Post by: Lawrence on March 12, 2006, 19:17:20: (http://www.w4x4mud.co.uk/images/onroad.jpg)(http://www.w4x4mud.co.uk/images/mud0ffroad.jpg)(http://www.w4x4mud.co.uk/images/DSC_5836a.JPG)

:)
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Hissy on March 12, 2006, 19:45:31: Here's my contribution,
Just outside Stonehaven last week
Title: strange road sign
Post by: mud-club-matty on March 12, 2006, 19:58:26: there are some strange ones aint there
Title: strange road sign
Post by: muddyjames on March 12, 2006, 20:18:33: Quote from: "Dirty Gertie"
...or this one??

Where is this one? Is it near Cross Keys near Newport south wales? I seem to recognise that bridge.
Title: strange road sign
Post by: the loon on March 12, 2006, 20:40:34: saw this one today.
not so much strange but to the point.
Title: strange road sign
Post by: muddyjames on March 12, 2006, 20:44:37: and how deep was the ford and did you turn back?
Title: strange road sign
Post by: the loon on March 12, 2006, 20:52:46: Quote from: "muddyjames"
and how deep was the ford and did you turn back?

No more than 18"
Title: strange road sign
Post by: stratie on March 12, 2006, 20:57:49: Quote from: "Budgie"
There's one that makes me laugh that's just south of Broadford on the Isle of Skye.
It just say:
SLOW
CHILDREN

I always think: Is that a statement or a caution? :mrgreen:
:roll: we have a school near us that deals with kids with special needs.
The main gate opens up on a very busy road, so you get F**KING W**KERS driving past like there is no tomorrow :x
Well one F**KING W**KER went by so fast he lost control of his nova and allmost killed two lil kids. Did he stop? Did he F**K :x
It took me 40 mins to find out is address, it took me another 10 mins to kick the f**King living [!Expletive Deleted!] out of the [ed: naughty] and smash the F**k out of his stupid little car!
Rant over.
Title: strange road sign
Post by: the loon on March 12, 2006, 20:59:35: Quote from: "stratie"
Quote from: "Budgie"
There's one that makes me laugh that's just south of Broadford on the Isle of Skye.
It just say:
SLOW
CHILDREN

I always think: Is that a statement or a caution? :mrgreen:
:roll: we have a school near us that deals with kids with special needs.
The main gate opens up on a very busy road, so you get F**KING W**KERS driving past like there is no tomorrow :x
Well one F**KING W**KER went by so fast he lost control of his nova and allmost killed two lil kids. Did he stop? Did he F**K :x
It took me 40 mins to find out is address, it took me another 10 mins to kick the f**King living !Expletive Deleted! out of the [ed: naughty] and smash the F**k out of his stupid little car!
Rant over.

nice to see theres some justice in the world still
Title: strange road sign
Post by: muddyjames on March 12, 2006, 21:02:45: Quote from: stratie
Quote
:roll: we have a school near us that deals with kids with special needs.
The main gate opens up on a very busy road, so you get F**KING W**KERS driving past like there is no tomorrow :x
Well one F**KING W**KER went by so fast he lost control of his nova and allmost killed two lil kids. Did he stop? Did he F**K :x
It took me 40 mins to find out is address, it took me another 10 mins to kick the f**King living !Expletive Deleted! out of the [ed: naughty] and smash the F**k out of his stupid little car!
Rant over.

Just remind me never to be near you when someone carves you up or accidently skid into the back of you down a slippery muddy greenlane :lol:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: thermidorthelobster on March 12, 2006, 21:06:46: Quote from: "stratie"
It took me 40 mins to find out is address, it took me another 10 mins to kick the f**King living !Expletive Deleted! out of the [ed: naughty] and smash the F**k out of his stupid little car!
Rant over.

Whilst I (of course) can't condone vigilante-ism, I'm glad you didn't post the address as I'd have been tempted to have a pop too... :evil:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: stratie on March 12, 2006, 21:12:58: Quote from: muddyjames
Quote from: "stratie"
Quote
:roll: we have a school near us that deals with kids with special needs.
The main gate opens up on a very busy road, so you get F**KING W**KERS driving past like there is no tomorrow :x
Well one F**KING W**KER went by so fast he lost control of his nova and allmost killed two lil kids. Did he stop? Did he F**K :x
It took me 40 mins to find out is address, it took me another 10 mins to kick the f**King living !Expletive Deleted! out of the [ed: naughty] and smash the F**k out of his stupid little car!
Rant over.

Just remind me never to be near you when someone carves you up or accidently skid into the back of you down a slippery muddy greenlane :lol:
If that was to happen it would be cool, no harm done to any one.
But as for that [ed: naughty]! i swear he allmost killed to little kids.
I was looking at six months prison for taking the law into my own hands :shock: in the end i got a Ã‚Â£1500 fine.
Did i pay it? Did i f**k! i went back round to tha little sh*ts house and told him if he dont pay my fine he will wake up dead.
He got it sorted with in the week :wink:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: muddyjames on March 12, 2006, 21:15:30: hmmm
Title: strange road sign
Post by: stratie on March 12, 2006, 21:17:27: Quote from: "muddyjames"
hmmm
hmmm what? do you think i was being harsh :lol:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: muddyjames on March 12, 2006, 21:23:10: not harsh and he got what he deserved but I just cant imagine going round to someones house and threatening to kill them.

My dad had his partners brother get the wrong end of the stick and go round to his house and beet my dad up and he had a cracked eye socket and cracked ribs and the doctors said he would have been better of in a car crash and my dad never got over it and even had a little cctv door knocker installed so he could see who was at the door before he opened it.

I am betting the driver will never do it again but he may never get over what you did and it may haunt him untill his death. It to my dad. He just started to get over his incident and have a relaxed stress free life and then he passed away with cancer.

driver deserved it but I just hope he is a ard nut and gets over it and calms his driving down.
Title: strange road sign
Post by: Baby_Rhino on March 12, 2006, 21:24:46: :shock:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: stratie on March 12, 2006, 21:37:12: Quote from: "muddyjames"
not harsh and he got what he deserved but I just cant imagine going round to someones house and threatening to kill them.

My dad had his partners brother get the wrong end of the stick and go round to his house and beet my dad up and he had a cracked eye socket and cracked ribs and the doctors said he would have been better of in a car crash and my dad never got over it and even had a little cctv door knocker installed so he could see who was at the door before he opened it.

I am betting the driver will never do it again but he may never get over what you did and it may haunt him untill his death. It to my dad. He just started to get over his incident and have a relaxed stress free life and then he passed away with cancer.

driver deserved it but I just hope he is a ard nut and gets over it and calms his driving down.
Mate im really sorry about your dad.
God bless him.
Title: strange road sign
Post by: muddyjames on March 12, 2006, 21:41:36: Not to worry. He has gone to a better place where he cant have his 10th nervous break down and he is ginving me the best birthday present in the world in a months and a half time. A big deposit on my own first house. It happened to his Dad when he was 24 so time has just repeated its self. Good always comes out of bad.
Title: strange road sign
Post by: stratie on March 12, 2006, 21:43:38: 24 :shock:
Title: strange road sign
Post by: muddyjames on March 12, 2006, 21:45:06: I am nearly 24 as well and my brother is 21