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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Colin 009 on March 10, 2006, 14:20:44
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most of which you have probably already read a thousand times.........
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat
his wife with a stick any thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the
rule of thumb".
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred and Wilma Flintstone
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase: "Goodnight, sleep tight."
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
In English pubs, ale was traditionally ordered by pints and quarts...
So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell
at them Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill,
they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the
phrase inspired by this practice.
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you
can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
It's so cold in here today, that I have far too many layers on even to bother attempting it :lol:
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
One hundred and one
8)
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...Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear...
which is why gentlemen, no matter how hard you try, she WILL always hear you muttering about not reading the small print on whatever it is shes signed up to! :lol:
..yep, i tried the elbow! :lol:
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
Its not coca cola that was originally green.........
Its was father christmas :shock:
Coca cola changed him to red in the 1930's
when they used him in an advertising campaign
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
Its not coca cola that was originally green.........
Its was father christmas :shock:
Coca cola changed him to red in the 1930's
when they used him in an advertising campaign
Correct for 2 points :D
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i love useless facts like that. :D
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Its not.
If you watch Brainiac on Sky 1 they had hundred of pictures and videos of people licking their elbows.
I cant though
(although i have try'd)
:D