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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Bush Tucker Man on March 10, 2006, 21:41:23
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As much as I detest F**tball with a vengeance, I had to laugh at Wogan onRadio 2 this morning
One of the listeners had e-mailed/texted/rang in purporting to be from LadyBird Books defending the decision to pay this charactor £5million to write 5 books (or was to it read 5 books???) & saying was okay as he'd be allowed to colour in all the pictures as well :lol:
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When I heard this item on the news, I did wonder if the literary gem in question would be a dot-to-dot!! :(biglaugh):
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thats a topic heading you never thought you would see :D . Wonder how much of the money will be left aftrer he has payed the ghost writer
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As much as I detest F**tball with a vengeance, I had to laugh at Wogan onRadio 2 this morning
One of the listeners had e-mailed/texted/rang in purporting to be from LadyBird Books defending the decision to pay this charactor £5million to write 5 books (or was to it read 5 books???) & saying was okay as he'd be allowed to colour in all the pictures as well :lol:
its right up there with beckhams
see Waynes ball.
Waynes ball is round.
run Wayne run
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see Waynes ball.
Waynes ball is round.
run Wayne run
/me gets up off floor holding sides!!!! :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):
I've heard his bird's 'writing' one too; key stage two!!
"here is Waynes bint
here is the shop
Wayne's bint likes shopping
Do you like shopping?"
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It said on the news that He will have a Ghost Writer so won't actually be putting pen to paper.......... Autobiography must mean something else these days :?
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It said on the news that He will have a Ghost Writer so won't actually be putting pen to paper.......... Autobiography must mean something else these days :?
normaly now when I think autobiography I start thinking very expensive range rover.
Is that wrong?
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normaly now when I think autobiography I start thinking very expensive range rover.
Is that wrong?
:lol:
Nope, gotta admit it makes me think of a very beautiful Deep Blue P38 I saw once over on LRUK.
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It said on the news that He will have a Ghost Writer so won't actually be putting pen to paper..........
More likely a crayon and a big sheet of paper! :twisted:
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More likely a crayon and a big sheet of paper!
as long as its water based so it will wash off the walls,his clothes,hair,carpet etc....
:lol:
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It said on the news that He will have a Ghost Writer so won't actually be putting pen to paper.......... Autobiography must mean something else these days :?
Hmm, so it's a biography then
<grumble> bl@@dy dumbing-down the English language <mutter>
"i did play kikball in da park insted of going skool, a man did see mee, he did giff me lots off dosh for playing kikball. beeing fick is gud, don't go skool, play kikball insted, me an me bird got lotsa dosh"
Possibly the shortest 'book' in literary history!! :(mad):
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Maybe it's the Ladybird 1970's ornithological compendium.
We all know Rooney likes an old bird now and again :lol:
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arent he and his girly going to be the new faces of asda i heard?
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arent he and his girly going to be the new faces of asda i heard?
Hmm, shan't go there again then, I'm not putting any money into those morons' pockets!!
Don't use Iceland, due to them paying that silly-coned, miming scutter whose raison d'etre seems to be collecting kids sired by different blokes, thank goodness for Aldi & Lidl; decent produce, minimal advertising buget and no bl@@dy "celebrities" (I use the term very loosely!!!!)
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arent he and his girly going to be the new faces of asda i heard?
or was that feaces :lol:
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arent he and his girly going to be the new faces of asda i heard?
apparently there changing there name as well
CHAVDA
there new advert will feature a chav slapping his chavets burrbery lycra skipant clad behind as he steals £20 from her purse to buy white lightning and a couple of "genuine" von dutch tee-shirts from that bloke on the corner who also sells bottles of flanell no5
say no more
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