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Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on March 10, 2006, 21:41:23
As much as I detest F**tball with a vengeance, I had to laugh at Wogan onRadio 2 this morning

One of the listeners had e-mailed/texted/rang in purporting to be from LadyBird Books defending the decision to pay this charactor £5million to write 5 books (or was to it read 5 books???) & saying was okay as he'd be allowed to colour in all the pictures as well :lol:
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: Dirty Gertie on March 10, 2006, 21:55:08
When I heard this item on the news, I did wonder if the literary gem in question would be a dot-to-dot!!  :(biglaugh):
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: gtomo2 on March 10, 2006, 22:07:54
thats a topic heading you never thought you would see :D . Wonder how much of the money will be left aftrer he has payed the ghost writer
Title: Re: Rooney Writes...
Post by: the loon on March 10, 2006, 22:45:12
Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
As much as I detest F**tball with a vengeance, I had to laugh at Wogan onRadio 2 this morning

One of the listeners had e-mailed/texted/rang in purporting to be from LadyBird Books defending the decision to pay this charactor £5million to write 5 books (or was to it read 5 books???) & saying was okay as he'd be allowed to colour in all the pictures as well :lol:


its right up there with beckhams

see Waynes ball.
Waynes ball is round.
run Wayne run
Title: Re: Rooney Writes...
Post by: Dirty Gertie on March 10, 2006, 23:16:22
Quote from: "landyloony"

see Waynes ball.
Waynes ball is round.
run Wayne run


/me gets up off floor holding sides!!!! :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):

I've heard his bird's 'writing' one too; key stage two!!

"here is Waynes bint
here is the shop
Wayne's bint likes shopping
Do you like shopping?"
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: Jim-Willy on March 11, 2006, 02:07:40
It said on the news that He will have a Ghost Writer so won't actually be putting pen to paper..........  Autobiography must mean something else these days :?
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: the loon on March 11, 2006, 09:47:35
Quote from: "jim-willy"
It said on the news that He will have a Ghost Writer so won't actually be putting pen to paper..........  Autobiography must mean something else these days :?


normaly now when I think autobiography I start thinking very expensive range rover.
Is that wrong?

 :lol:
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: dew1911 on March 11, 2006, 09:48:58
Quote from: "landyloony"

normaly now when I think autobiography I start thinking very expensive range rover.
Is that wrong?

 :lol:


Nope, gotta admit it makes me think of a very beautiful Deep Blue P38 I saw once over on LRUK.
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: littlepow on March 11, 2006, 10:16:33
Quote from: "jim-willy"
It said on the news that He will have a Ghost Writer so won't actually be putting pen to paper..........  


More likely a crayon and a big sheet of paper! :twisted:
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: the loon on March 11, 2006, 10:25:08
Quote
More likely a crayon and a big sheet of paper!


as long as its water based so it will wash off the walls,his clothes,hair,carpet etc....

 :lol:
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: Dirty Gertie on March 11, 2006, 15:19:09
Quote from: "jim-willy"
It said on the news that He will have a Ghost Writer so won't actually be putting pen to paper..........  Autobiography must mean something else these days :?


Hmm, so it's a biography then

<grumble> bl@@dy dumbing-down the English language <mutter>

"i did play kikball in da park insted of going skool, a man did see mee, he did giff me lots off dosh for playing kikball. beeing fick is gud, don't go skool, play kikball insted, me an me bird got lotsa dosh"
Possibly the shortest 'book' in literary history!! :(mad):
Title: rooney!!!
Post by: tiltboy on March 11, 2006, 15:28:37
Maybe it's the Ladybird 1970's ornithological compendium.

We all know Rooney likes an old bird now and again  :lol:
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: Baby_Rhino on March 11, 2006, 17:14:22
arent he and his girly going to be the new faces of asda i heard?
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: Dirty Gertie on March 11, 2006, 17:46:52
Quote from: "Baby_Rhino"
arent he and his girly going to be the new faces of asda i heard?


Hmm, shan't go there again then, I'm not putting any money into those morons' pockets!!
Don't use Iceland, due to them paying that silly-coned, miming scutter whose raison d'etre seems to be collecting kids sired by different blokes, thank goodness for  Aldi & Lidl; decent produce, minimal advertising buget and no bl@@dy "celebrities" (I use the term very loosely!!!!)
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: Andy the Landy on March 11, 2006, 22:21:22
Quote from: "Baby_Rhino"
arent he and his girly going to be the new faces of asda i heard?
or was that feaces :lol:
Title: Rooney Writes...
Post by: the loon on March 11, 2006, 22:23:06
Quote from: "Baby_Rhino"
arent he and his girly going to be the new faces of asda i heard?


apparently there changing there name as well

CHAVDA

there new advert will feature a chav slapping his chavets burrbery lycra skipant clad behind as he steals £20 from her purse to buy white lightning and a couple of "genuine" von dutch tee-shirts from that bloke on the corner who also sells bottles of flanell no5

say no more
 :roll:
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