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Title: Chavs!
Post by: Evilgoat on March 28, 2006, 09:00:06
I dont beleive this!

Went into a well known store+fuel chain, just as I come out some two-tone chavmobile (Mk 1 Corsa) gets out and SMACK slams his door into the side of the Vit.

When I challenged him the little hoodie wearing scrote says 'You've got enough scratched and crap on the side already, I didnt think you would notice another'

I just took a deep breath and walked away, otherwise I was about to do the world a favour.
Title: Chavs!
Post by: TimM on March 28, 2006, 09:01:49
Do a quick test to see if he was insured...... CLAIM!!!!
Title: Chavs!
Post by: bezzabsa on March 28, 2006, 09:02:10
should have reversed into his chav mobile, saying well it was a pile of S**t so I didnt think you'd mind!!
Title: Chavs!
Post by: dew1911 on March 28, 2006, 09:25:21
Well done on not clobbering him one... bet it was tempting.
Title: reg
Post by: Disco Geordie on March 28, 2006, 09:42:59
Hope u took his registration, make a claim :lol:
Title: Chavs!
Post by: Damonski on March 28, 2006, 10:02:22
Claim then test that tubular winch bumper to make sure it leaves a door "impression" so he wont do it again :)
Title: Chavs!
Post by: strapping young lad on March 28, 2006, 10:10:10
wait till he's gone then return the favour

key the crappy corsa  :evil:
Title: Chavs!
Post by: the loon on March 28, 2006, 10:50:13
park on top of his chavmobile - just tell him there was so much cr@p under the chasis you thought you stoped noticing any more
Title: Chavs!
Post by: WishIhadaLandy on March 28, 2006, 10:52:32
i imagine he would quite disheartened if he came back to find all the mud from under your wheel arches smeared all over his windscreen and filling up his exhaust...

Ah...justice is so sweet...or is that revenge, same thing anyway!!!
Title: Chavs!
Post by: The Ant Hill Mob on March 28, 2006, 11:37:34
Someone did something similiar to Big Blue.  Andy had parked in 'his' space when he was learning to be a driving instructor, whilst he was out on his lesson.  He got back to the carpark where he'd left blue, and was doing the debrief with the instructor.  This guy pulls into the carpark in a grotty cavalier, parks RIGHT next to blue, and slams his door open.....straight into a rockslider.  The dint in his door would've made a panel beater proud.

The moral of the story, fit rocksliders or treesliders.

Personally, I would've got the wheelclamp out of the boot and clamped him.  That would've really stumped him, as none of the store keys would have fitted our clamp.  I would have then come back at my own convenience.  But I much prefer the rocksliders.....people will only tangle with them once!
Title: Chavs!
Post by: PUX on March 28, 2006, 12:23:36
umm well i would have used him as a cloth to clean me landrover the little ba*#$d CHAVS I HATE EM :twisted:
Title: Chavs!
Post by: mud-club-matty on March 28, 2006, 12:40:00
i live near chav city
Title: Chavs!
Post by: turbonuts on March 28, 2006, 12:48:51
i got some fake parking tickets from ebay the other day and inside it say"
THIS IS NOT A PARKING TICKET
although if i had the power it would be.

THIS IS JUST A NOTE
TO SAY THANKYOU
FOR PARKING SO
CLOSE TO MY CAR
NEXT TIME PLEASE
LEAVE ME A
FU**ING TIN OPENER
SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT

AR**HOLES LIKE YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BUS.

   F**KWIT


only used 3 so far make me laugh to see them open it and see wats inside  :D  :lol:  :D  :lol:
Title: Chavs!
Post by: Bob696 on March 28, 2006, 17:23:58
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Hope u took his registration, make a claim


but first you will have to notify the police so you can the details. He will also get done for leaving the scene of an accident without leaving his details. :twisted:
Title: Chavs!
Post by: Ja1983 on March 28, 2006, 17:43:34
think you will struggle to clain, as its a supermarket carpark, therefore private land..

i would have removed his number plates, or just turned em round... let the local law officers check his car over when they see him driving past without a plate!  :lol:

i would also return the favour... note, your doors are higher, and therfore the corner (stronger poart of door) tends to line up with the softer parts of your oponants door....... :twisted:

failing that, remove the stihl saw from the boot and cut the f :shock: er in half!  :lol:
Title: Chavs!
Post by: The Ant Hill Mob on March 28, 2006, 17:55:56
Apparently, if you have a hydraulic winch, and steel winch rope, you can cut a car in half.  But I like the idea of opening your door with some force (right into his window).
Pity they normally have CCTV in carparks now, you could've done a lot of damage.
Title: Chavs!
Post by: Bob696 on March 28, 2006, 18:14:18
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think you will struggle to clain, as its a supermarket carpark, therefore private land..


I think the law was changed a few years ago as to what defines private land. I know it is illigal to ride a motorcycle without a helmet anywhere that the public has access to as is letting an uninsured person drive a car. A couple of people have been done near us for letting uninsured drivers use therir car around a tescos carpark. The rule also applies to the "paying public" such as at bike rallies. Thinking about it the pay n play sites that allow non legal and uninsured cars on are probably breaking the law unless they have their own insurance.
Title: Chavs!
Post by: Edge on March 28, 2006, 18:19:45
As said above in previous reply......Rock/Tree sliders are a god send when it comes to supermarket car parks. Mine stick out @1" further than my arches do, people who open their car doors carelessly soon wake up when they suddenly come into contact with pretty tuff steel, instead of the fairly soft paintwork on a door.
Title: Chavs!
Post by: thumbs on March 28, 2006, 18:38:36
ive got car park dent protecteors now (tree sliders lol)
i would have let rip at him, probably open my door on his severaly times just to make a point.

turn number plate or remove rear one is a classic. up side down is better because then its not thieveing lol
Title: Chavs!
Post by: Spooky on March 28, 2006, 18:41:44
Grrrr, I think that I would've 'accidentally' taken out their tail lights upon leaving, using the excuse of, "It's only an old heap - didn't think you'd mind!"

Some people have absolutely NO respect for other peoples' property. :twisted:
Title: Chavs!
Post by: Evilgoat on March 28, 2006, 18:44:29
Being an ex manager his numberplate is now on their SHARk NPR system so he's effectifely barred from all shops with fuel in this area owned by said company.
Title: Chavs!
Post by: Barry Scott on March 30, 2006, 20:18:16
Quote from: "Evilgoat"
Being an ex manager his numberplate is now on their SHARk NPR system so he's effectifely barred from all shops with fuel in this area owned by said company.


Well done on the barring.  He's lucky, I would have dented his car with his head.

I live in Essex so trust me, I see chavs frequently.
Title: Chavs!
Post by: gtomo2 on March 30, 2006, 20:35:02
i can vote for rock sliders side steps as the ones on my car have caught out a few "carless" people :D
Title: Re: Chavs!
Post by: Range Rover Blues on March 30, 2006, 20:47:38
Quote from: "Evilgoat"
I 'You've got enough scratched and crap on the side already, I didnt think you would notice another'
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There's a lot of crap on my steering guard too, another ton or so wouldn't harm that either.
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