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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: beast5680 on April 02, 2006, 19:36:30

Title: Caption competition
Post by: beast5680 on April 02, 2006, 19:36:30: Mr Toad hunched over the wheel as he sped through the lanes shouting Brmm Brmm at the top of his voice :lol:

Sorry Jake :lol:
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: mark.yellow.series.3 on April 02, 2006, 19:38:06: Quote from: "beast5680"
Mr Toad hunched over the wheel as he sped through the lanes shouting Brmm Brmm at the top of his voice :lol:

Sorry Jake :lol:

"look at me ive just driven my chair off that trailer"
Title: Caption competition
Post by: Jake on April 02, 2006, 19:52:48: I look proper fat there
:(

I have a cunning plan though :wink:
Title: Caption competition
Post by: wing nut on April 02, 2006, 19:53:33: he'll do anything to get into a disabled parking space :lol: :lol:

mr ironsides
Title: Caption competition
Post by: mud-club-matty on April 02, 2006, 19:54:28: were was this then
Title: Caption competition
Post by: Xtremeteam on April 02, 2006, 19:54:47: "this steering wheel is driving me nuts"
Title: Caption competition
Post by: Jake on April 02, 2006, 19:56:21: Quote from: "mud-club-matty"
were was this then

Sodbury Land Rover Sortout
Pictures in my gallery

Quote from: "RedlineMike"
"this steering wheel is driving me nuts"

Best one yet!
:lol: :lol:
Title: Caption competition
Post by: chuggaman on April 02, 2006, 20:25:15: oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theres a really hunky dude chatting up my wife..............

must look busy.....must look busy....

shes smiling............

oh no................

<meanwhile cunning thief in background takes opportunity to steal wheels>
Title: Caption competition
Post by: beast5680 on April 02, 2006, 21:04:00: *Jake dreams of finishing the 90* today a seat and steering wheel.........
Title: Caption competition
Post by: dew1911 on April 03, 2006, 09:49:55: Week by Week... Jake sent off for the "Build your own Landy" Magazine, here was week 1's component.
Title: Caption competition
Post by: muddybunny on April 03, 2006, 10:10:59: I am sure i had loaded more onto the trailer than this!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Title: Caption competition
Post by: Thrasher on April 03, 2006, 10:15:51: Jake inspects his instant 90 and realises he didn't add enough water....
Title: Caption competition
Post by: woody on April 03, 2006, 13:12:59: Quote from: "dew1911"
Week by Week... Jake sent off for the "Build your own Landy" Magazine, here was week 1's component.

wait till he finds out he will have to pay the full retail price for week 2 Ã‚Â£6:99 and the free component is n/s washer jet ( the hours of fun he'll have with that)

NOTE: week one was discounted @ Ã‚Â£1:99
Title: Caption competition
Post by: Ja1983 on April 03, 2006, 14:35:22: Jake was having a spot of bother with his horn..... :lol:
Title: Caption competition
Post by: woody on April 03, 2006, 15:26:44: he thought removing the steering wheel was a great way to stop them thieving bar-stewards from taking his pride and joy

HOW WRONG HE WAS

anyway he still has the steering wheel to remind him of his land rover
Title: Caption competition
Post by: davidlandy on April 03, 2006, 15:27:22: is the bloke at the back saying " I think I will nick this wheel whilst that guy is lining up his steering wheel"
Title: Caption competition
Post by: old joe on April 03, 2006, 15:44:51: i knew i shouldn't have taken the car to sodbury.

no i said trade car wife for the car ( sorry )

Jake suddenly reliased that drinking can do strange things to man's mind know where did i leave it?

dazza
Title: Caption competition
Post by: Bobtail on April 03, 2006, 15:50:47: Kate "he will never work out the puzzle"

Neal "whys that"

Kate "I am sat on the bit hes missing"
Title: Caption competition
Post by: Colin 009 on April 03, 2006, 19:06:53: "God these jigsaws are hard" :lol:
Title: Caption competition
Post by: wailofthesnail on April 04, 2006, 21:59:10: "I've always wanted a left hand drive chair"
Title: Caption competition
Post by: muddyjames on April 05, 2006, 12:26:29: Quote from: "dew1911"
Week by Week... Jake sent off for the "Build your own Landy" Magazine, here was week 1's component.

At the end of the set of magazines you will have a landy missing 1 vital component as you forgot to buy the magazine one week and cost you Ã‚Â£10k
Title: Caption competition
Post by: muddyjames on April 05, 2006, 12:28:51: now if I just undo this middle bit really slowly.......................poof the air bag explodes!!!