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Title: THE diffinative thread on mud-club
Post by: Xtremeteam on April 07, 2006, 11:25:30
Warn 8274's are the daddy of winches

V8s sound nice but are readilly humped by diesels

Tdis are a straight swap for any diesel engine in a defender bar the td5 engine

auto box's rule for offroad driving

35's look better than 33's

simex's WILL break your transmission eventually

36's WILL fit a disco with just a suspension lift

200 & 300 TDis run tickety boo on VO

sythetic winch rope is better than steel

landrover handbrakes were designed to be crap

police red/white springs lift a 90 just nice & give plenty flex
Title: THE diffinative thread on mud-club
Post by: strapping young lad on April 07, 2006, 11:31:11
burger king is better than mcdonalds.
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Post by: Thrasher on April 07, 2006, 11:32:44
Freewheeling hubs are ace.

Oil should be used in swivels - not grease.
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Post by: woody on April 07, 2006, 11:54:28
Quote from: "Thrasher"
Freewheeling hubs are ace.

Oil should be used in swivels - not grease.

not according to haynes manual

TPBM oops!!!!!!!!
 wrong thread :oops:  :oops:
Title: THE diffinative thread on mud-club
Post by: Jake on April 07, 2006, 12:03:31
Unless you know how to fix your car, leave it to the proffessionals
It'll only get worse
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Post by: Jas278 on April 07, 2006, 12:05:13
Bitter is Better than Lager.........
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Post by: Xtremeteam on April 07, 2006, 12:06:11
a vodka hangover does wonders for your RTV score
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Post by: Jake on April 07, 2006, 12:09:28
The speed limit for an HGV on a single lane road is 40mph, even if it is national speed limit
Dont justiculate at the driver when you over take for obiding traffic law's
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Post by: Dirty Gertie on April 07, 2006, 12:20:59
'jesticulate' is spelt with a G! :lol:
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Post by: dazzawhipple on April 07, 2006, 12:40:46
A five minute job on a Landrover is always 3 hours

Darren
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Post by: wing nut on April 07, 2006, 12:42:29
and testicles are spelt with an ouch :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: Ja1983 on April 07, 2006, 16:09:26
There is ALWAYS at least 4 pens in your vehicle, until you actually need one.

then there are two pens, one which has dried up, the other which has leeked!  :lol:
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Post by: Singlefin on April 07, 2006, 16:15:07
Squirty waxoyl is also known as "napalm".

Put that fag out!  :shock:  :shock:
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Post by: jiffyman on April 07, 2006, 16:52:05
Fridges are pants (guess who's had a bad day at work!)

Holidays are great!!!(guess who's off!)
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Post by: beast5680 on April 07, 2006, 17:36:47
Quote from: "Jake"
Unless you know how to fix your car, leave it to the proffessionals
It'll only get worse


remember to clean out the rad after offroading  :lol:
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Post by: bezzabsa on April 07, 2006, 18:50:01
the 13mm socket you had 2 seconds ago when you wanted a 12mm will no longer be there when you need a 13mm!!
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Post by: bezzabsa on April 07, 2006, 18:52:08
no matter how many times you shake the diesel pump nozzle, if you are wearing 'going out ' clothes it willl aways drip onto them!
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Post by: bezzabsa on April 07, 2006, 18:53:31
if there are 2 women in a car guaranteed they will look at one another when talking, not at the hgv about to squash them at a junction........(guess who had a bad day today??)
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Post by: marjan on April 07, 2006, 18:55:33
There is no way that a Disco costing £1200 will pass the MOT - Sorry Rich I just couldn't resist it ! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: bolts
Post by: dogwood on April 08, 2006, 19:38:32
doesn't matter how well you spray them with wd 40 before hand one bolt always stick and the other snaps :(  :(bigangry):
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Post by: gtomo2 on April 08, 2006, 19:41:08
It dont matter how much you check your car over before the mot something will go wrong or fall off it as you take it to the mot station :wink:  :roll:
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Post by: Mace on April 08, 2006, 19:59:00
Be warned, when you motor is running as sweet as honey and all seems smooth as silk, it's about to break !!

How many have experienced that feeling, then clunk ?
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Post by: chuggaman on April 08, 2006, 20:01:17
my mum makes the best yorkshire puddings...........and 36 inch wont fit on a disco with just a suspension lift........and eastenders is better than corry :lol:
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Post by: Xtremeteam on April 08, 2006, 20:09:12
Quote
36 inch wont fit on a disco with just a suspension lift


they do  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: Range Rover Blues on April 08, 2006, 20:09:31
Don't know about some of the above :? but the Rangie is the ONLY auto I like driving (helped by being a LR product anyway).

And 'enders is better than corrie, that's like saying dog s**t tastes better than coal, who cares.  The ONLY redeeming feature of any soap opera is the 90 in the opening sequence to emerdale.
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Post by: Range Rover Blues on April 08, 2006, 20:11:14
Quote from: "chuggaman"
my mum makes the best yorkshire puddings


Everybody's mum does, no matter who you are (or what county you come from) :wink:
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Post by: gtomo2 on April 08, 2006, 20:15:34
no me aunt bessie make the best yorkshire puds :wink:
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Post by: chuggaman on April 09, 2006, 09:10:20
Quote from: "RedlineMike"
Quote
36 inch wont fit on a disco with just a suspension lift


they do  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



how ????????       mine is a 5 inch lift and they wouldnt fit without cutting metal off

mike
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Post by: Bunnie on April 09, 2006, 17:25:38
Quote from: "gtomo2"
no me aunt bessie make the best yorkshire puds :wink:


Agre with that... since using aunt bessies mum cant make yorkies!
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Post by: weirdbeard on April 10, 2006, 21:02:35
gaffa tape does indeed have 101 uses, just dont use it near beards  [-X
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Post by: Tigger on April 10, 2006, 21:24:32
They're not called Dislocation cones  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: THE diffinative thread on mud-club
Post by: Xtremeteam on April 10, 2006, 21:52:24
Quote from: "Tigger"
They're not called Dislocation cones  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

jubilee clips do the same job  :wink:
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Post by: hingmy on April 11, 2006, 16:38:32
Quote from: "RedlineMike"
Quote from: "Tigger"
They're not called Dislocation cones  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

jubilee clips do the same job  :wink:


until they snap

Warn 8274's are the daddy of winches

True.

V8s sound nice but are readilly humped by diesels

Very wrong.

Weasel power is smelly and doesn't pick up fast enough....... oh and sounds bloody awful.


An autobox on a diesel just equals lag to the power 2.
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Post by: V8MoneyPit on April 11, 2006, 18:18:43
Quote from: "Tigger"
They're not called Dislocation cones  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:


Fact: Mentioning dislocation cones on MC will start WW3  :lol:
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Post by: chuggaman on April 11, 2006, 19:23:41
Quote from: "V8MoneyPit"
Quote from: "Tigger"
They're not Dislocation cones   :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:


Fact: Mentioning dislocation cones on MC will start WW3  :lol:



or world war 135  :shock:
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Post by: mark.yellow.series.3 on April 11, 2006, 19:42:16
acually my mum doesnt make the best yorkie puds ( although they are v good)
my wife does.

( brownie point for me. :D  :D  :D )
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Post by: wibble on April 14, 2006, 10:08:33
Zip Ties are the best invention. Ever.  every standard tool kit should have some.
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Post by: Miniman on April 14, 2006, 15:28:12
Landrovers leak oil. LIVE WITH IT.....

When you have a tenner in ya pocket you always go over a penny when filling up.

Women get jellous over landrovers.

Suzuki owners hate to be pulled out by landys

AND PERKINS WAS DESIGNED FOR LANDROVERS..... :lol:
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Post by: dogwood on April 15, 2006, 14:56:45
got a landy buy an angle grinder :lol:
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Post by: Xtremeteam on April 15, 2006, 15:00:31
also TD4's & TD5s WONT/DONT run on petrol or SVO
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Post by: Bulli on April 15, 2006, 17:22:21
Jubilee clips is a bodge,
you can never have enough tools,
Save yourself the trouble just cut the bolt out rather than dithering around with the socket set,
wd40 is good,
water on your v8 is bad.

and lastly...but most importantly. a comment once made in performance bikes about lambrettas "if they could do 200mph they would still be sh**e" applies equally to Diseasels
Even if they are quicker more reliable compared to a v8 they are still Sh**e and will never sound anything like as nice.
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Post by: ben_haynes on April 15, 2006, 21:05:58
Quote from: "hingmy"
V8s sound nice but are readilly humped by diesels

Very wrong.

Weasel power is smelly and doesn't pick up fast enough....... oh and sounds bloody awful.


my 200TDi flys bottom end it picks up realy quick just lacks on speed over 80 mph :roll: it sounds Ace as i have a 2" stainless Steel Exhaust system yes it might be smelly but it is Cheap to run
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Post by: davidlandy on April 15, 2006, 21:35:59
ever heard a td5 with a twisted performance exhaust????
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Post by: Xtremeteam on April 15, 2006, 21:42:30
Quote from: "davidlandy"
ever heard a td5 with a twisted performance exhaust????


ever heard devon 4x4's new td5 90 with no silencers?

puts V8s to shame
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Post by: Tigger on April 15, 2006, 21:46:33
Quote from: "RedlineMike"
ever heard devon 4x4's new td5 90 with no silencers?

puts V8s to shame



It's still just a glorified tractor  :lol:

Puts V8s to shame my eye !
Title: THE diffinative thread on mud-club
Post by: datalas on April 15, 2006, 21:52:29
Quote from: "Tigger"
Quote from: "RedlineMike"
ever heard devon 4x4's new td5 90 with no silencers?

puts V8s to shame



It's still just a glorified tractor  :lol:

Puts V8s to shame my eye !


Smog Haze And Mucky Exhaust
Title: THE diffinative thread on mud-club
Post by: ben_haynes on April 15, 2006, 22:14:13
Quote from: "Tigger"
Quote from: "RedlineMike"
ever heard devon 4x4's new td5 90 with no silencers?

puts V8s to shame



It's still just a glorified tractor  :lol:

Puts V8s to shame my eye !


there is nowt wrong with glorified tractors :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: davidlandy on April 16, 2006, 16:30:56
pardon, cant hear too well cos of the clatter!
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Post by: jaws on April 17, 2006, 12:38:00
zookis are the way forward! :lol:

a good toolbox contains cable ties,jubilee clips,self tappers,screw driver that nearly fits self tappers,a tube of black clag,freeing oil,a spare lighter and cig papers!
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Post by: Evilgoat on April 17, 2006, 13:08:14
Quote from: "jaws"
zookis are the way forward! :lol:

a good toolbox contains cable ties,jubilee clips,self tappers,screw driver that nearly fits self tappers,a tube of black clag,freeing oil,a spare lighter and cig papers!


Two sizes of hammer (Tappy stick and lump hammer), at least 5 spanners you'll never use and a busted ratchet you only remeber about when you take the skin off your knockles.

If you worm your hand right down to the bottom of the engine bay past all those sharp bits without hurting yourself....


you WILL find something hot :)
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Post by: ben_haynes on April 17, 2006, 15:21:51
Quote from: "jaws"
zookis are the way forward! :lol:

a good toolbox contains cable ties,jubilee clips,self tappers,screw driver that nearly fits self tappers,a tube of black clag,freeing oil,a spare lighter and cig papers!


you forgot duck tape :lol:
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Post by: Evilgoat on April 17, 2006, 15:24:47
Aye, so important I busted the tool bow to make it fit. Along with no-more nails and a tube of silly cones  :D
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Post by: jaws on April 17, 2006, 18:14:47
d'oh,can't believe i forgot the hammers,length of tube and adjustables!
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Post by: Leigh on April 17, 2006, 20:43:14
If it doesn't leak, there's no oil in it  :!:

.............recently discovered :roll:
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Post by: Leigh on April 17, 2006, 20:44:55
Next to fit........ 'dislocation cones'  :twisted:
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Post by: mark.yellow.series.3 on April 17, 2006, 20:46:26
you could always do with a bit a string in your tool box, but never remember to put it in.!!
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Post by: Tigger on April 17, 2006, 20:48:11
Quote from: "What happened was......."
Next to fit........ 'dislocation cones'  :twisted:


Now, I've already told you about that !
Title: THE diffinative thread on mud-club
Post by: Tigger on April 17, 2006, 21:28:05
A vehicle isn't really yours until you've taken the wheels off :-)
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