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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Xtremeteam on April 07, 2006, 11:25:30
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Warn 8274's are the daddy of winches
V8s sound nice but are readilly humped by diesels
Tdis are a straight swap for any diesel engine in a defender bar the td5 engine
auto box's rule for offroad driving
35's look better than 33's
simex's WILL break your transmission eventually
36's WILL fit a disco with just a suspension lift
200 & 300 TDis run tickety boo on VO
sythetic winch rope is better than steel
landrover handbrakes were designed to be crap
police red/white springs lift a 90 just nice & give plenty flex
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burger king is better than mcdonalds.
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Freewheeling hubs are ace.
Oil should be used in swivels - not grease.
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Freewheeling hubs are ace.
Oil should be used in swivels - not grease.
not according to haynes manual
TPBM oops!!!!!!!!
wrong thread :oops: :oops:
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Unless you know how to fix your car, leave it to the proffessionals
It'll only get worse
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Bitter is Better than Lager.........
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a vodka hangover does wonders for your RTV score
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The speed limit for an HGV on a single lane road is 40mph, even if it is national speed limit
Dont justiculate at the driver when you over take for obiding traffic law's
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'jesticulate' is spelt with a G! :lol:
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A five minute job on a Landrover is always 3 hours
Darren
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and testicles are spelt with an ouch :lol: :lol:
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There is ALWAYS at least 4 pens in your vehicle, until you actually need one.
then there are two pens, one which has dried up, the other which has leeked! :lol:
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Squirty waxoyl is also known as "napalm".
Put that fag out! :shock: :shock:
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Fridges are pants (guess who's had a bad day at work!)
Holidays are great!!!(guess who's off!)
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Unless you know how to fix your car, leave it to the proffessionals
It'll only get worse
remember to clean out the rad after offroading :lol:
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the 13mm socket you had 2 seconds ago when you wanted a 12mm will no longer be there when you need a 13mm!!
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no matter how many times you shake the diesel pump nozzle, if you are wearing 'going out ' clothes it willl aways drip onto them!
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if there are 2 women in a car guaranteed they will look at one another when talking, not at the hgv about to squash them at a junction........(guess who had a bad day today??)
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There is no way that a Disco costing £1200 will pass the MOT - Sorry Rich I just couldn't resist it ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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doesn't matter how well you spray them with wd 40 before hand one bolt always stick and the other snaps :( :(bigangry):
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It dont matter how much you check your car over before the mot something will go wrong or fall off it as you take it to the mot station :wink: :roll:
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Be warned, when you motor is running as sweet as honey and all seems smooth as silk, it's about to break !!
How many have experienced that feeling, then clunk ?
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my mum makes the best yorkshire puddings...........and 36 inch wont fit on a disco with just a suspension lift........and eastenders is better than corry :lol:
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36 inch wont fit on a disco with just a suspension lift
they do :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Don't know about some of the above :? but the Rangie is the ONLY auto I like driving (helped by being a LR product anyway).
And 'enders is better than corrie, that's like saying dog s**t tastes better than coal, who cares. The ONLY redeeming feature of any soap opera is the 90 in the opening sequence to emerdale.
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my mum makes the best yorkshire puddings
Everybody's mum does, no matter who you are (or what county you come from) :wink:
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no me aunt bessie make the best yorkshire puds :wink:
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36 inch wont fit on a disco with just a suspension lift
they do :lol: :lol: :lol:
how ???????? mine is a 5 inch lift and they wouldnt fit without cutting metal off
mike
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no me aunt bessie make the best yorkshire puds :wink:
Agre with that... since using aunt bessies mum cant make yorkies!
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gaffa tape does indeed have 101 uses, just dont use it near beards [-X
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They're not called Dislocation cones :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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They're not called Dislocation cones :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
jubilee clips do the same job :wink:
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They're not called Dislocation cones :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
jubilee clips do the same job :wink:
until they snap
Warn 8274's are the daddy of winches
True.
V8s sound nice but are readilly humped by diesels
Very wrong.
Weasel power is smelly and doesn't pick up fast enough....... oh and sounds bloody awful.
An autobox on a diesel just equals lag to the power 2.
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They're not called Dislocation cones :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fact: Mentioning dislocation cones on MC will start WW3 :lol:
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They're not Dislocation cones :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fact: Mentioning dislocation cones on MC will start WW3 :lol:
or world war 135 :shock:
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acually my mum doesnt make the best yorkie puds ( although they are v good)
my wife does.
( brownie point for me. :D :D :D )
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Zip Ties are the best invention. Ever. every standard tool kit should have some.
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Landrovers leak oil. LIVE WITH IT.....
When you have a tenner in ya pocket you always go over a penny when filling up.
Women get jellous over landrovers.
Suzuki owners hate to be pulled out by landys
AND PERKINS WAS DESIGNED FOR LANDROVERS..... :lol:
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got a landy buy an angle grinder :lol:
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also TD4's & TD5s WONT/DONT run on petrol or SVO
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Jubilee clips is a bodge,
you can never have enough tools,
Save yourself the trouble just cut the bolt out rather than dithering around with the socket set,
wd40 is good,
water on your v8 is bad.
and lastly...but most importantly. a comment once made in performance bikes about lambrettas "if they could do 200mph they would still be sh**e" applies equally to Diseasels
Even if they are quicker more reliable compared to a v8 they are still Sh**e and will never sound anything like as nice.
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V8s sound nice but are readilly humped by diesels
Very wrong.
Weasel power is smelly and doesn't pick up fast enough....... oh and sounds bloody awful.
my 200TDi flys bottom end it picks up realy quick just lacks on speed over 80 mph :roll: it sounds Ace as i have a 2" stainless Steel Exhaust system yes it might be smelly but it is Cheap to run
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ever heard a td5 with a twisted performance exhaust????
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ever heard a td5 with a twisted performance exhaust????
ever heard devon 4x4's new td5 90 with no silencers?
puts V8s to shame
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ever heard devon 4x4's new td5 90 with no silencers?
puts V8s to shame
It's still just a glorified tractor :lol:
Puts V8s to shame my eye !
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ever heard devon 4x4's new td5 90 with no silencers?
puts V8s to shame
It's still just a glorified tractor :lol:
Puts V8s to shame my eye !
Smog Haze And Mucky Exhaust
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ever heard devon 4x4's new td5 90 with no silencers?
puts V8s to shame
It's still just a glorified tractor :lol:
Puts V8s to shame my eye !
there is nowt wrong with glorified tractors :lol: :lol:
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pardon, cant hear too well cos of the clatter!
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zookis are the way forward! :lol:
a good toolbox contains cable ties,jubilee clips,self tappers,screw driver that nearly fits self tappers,a tube of black clag,freeing oil,a spare lighter and cig papers!
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zookis are the way forward! :lol:
a good toolbox contains cable ties,jubilee clips,self tappers,screw driver that nearly fits self tappers,a tube of black clag,freeing oil,a spare lighter and cig papers!
Two sizes of hammer (Tappy stick and lump hammer), at least 5 spanners you'll never use and a busted ratchet you only remeber about when you take the skin off your knockles.
If you worm your hand right down to the bottom of the engine bay past all those sharp bits without hurting yourself....
you WILL find something hot :)
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zookis are the way forward! :lol:
a good toolbox contains cable ties,jubilee clips,self tappers,screw driver that nearly fits self tappers,a tube of black clag,freeing oil,a spare lighter and cig papers!
you forgot duck tape :lol:
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Aye, so important I busted the tool bow to make it fit. Along with no-more nails and a tube of silly cones :D
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d'oh,can't believe i forgot the hammers,length of tube and adjustables!
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If it doesn't leak, there's no oil in it :!:
.............recently discovered :roll:
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Next to fit........ 'dislocation cones' :twisted:
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you could always do with a bit a string in your tool box, but never remember to put it in.!!
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Next to fit........ 'dislocation cones' :twisted:
Now, I've already told you about that !
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A vehicle isn't really yours until you've taken the wheels off :-)