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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Thrasher on April 12, 2006, 15:19:53
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Lunchtime. Take the Range Rover out to Tesco for fuel and a bit of a rough wash to get the mud and salt off it.
Park up and enter Tesco to get some food.
Wander out....what's this? I spot someone putting something under the wiper of Bagheera. I speed up a bit and catch up with the person. At this point please note I am wearing an Anthrax tour shirt....
Me : "Hi...what's that you put on that 4x4?"
Note sudden worried look, then the up, down, ah he's not the owner look.
Hugger : "A flyer to explain to them how they are destroying the plant <and more anti 4x4 rhetoric ad naseum>"
Me : "Oh....I wonder if they will take any notice? What sort of person drives a car like that anyway?"
Hugger : "Rich t*ats. You know the sort....too stuck up to realise what damage they are doing."
Me : "I'd never thought of that, is that why you want them banned?"
Hugger : "Yes. They should buy smaller and more fuel efficient vehicles that are not so dangerous to pedestrians."
Me : "Ok...as a matter of interest, where can I get these flyers and what car do you drive?"
Hugger points over yonder to an MPV!?! Hugger then explains about the anti-urban 4x4 stuff.
Me : "You have a people carrier, how is that any different?"
Hugger : "It doesn't cost as much!"
Me : "Understood". Cue HUGE grin.
At this point I unlock Bagheera, remove the offending fake ticket, inform the hugger I am going to report her for littering, and thank her for giving me her numberplate.
The look on her face. Absolutely CLASSIC. I wish I'd had the foresight to take a pic with my phone.....
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:lol:
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:lol:
Dude, you rock!
Please tell me the t-shirt was 'I am the Law' :lol:
cheers
:D
Eeyore
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/me books a week of sh1tkicking grin for thrasher
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It was indeed "I am the Law" ... with "Drok it!" written down arm, the law badge on the other.... <grin>
Oh and we saw them on Sunday.....THEY WERE AWESOME. Original lineup.....
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:(biglaugh):
PRICELESS!
Neil = Hero!
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It was indeed "I am the Law"
Sweeet!! 'Icing' and 'cake' spring to mind! :D How cool was that!!
Oh and we saw them on Sunday.....THEY WERE AWESOME. Original lineup.....
No way!! How cool was that!! 8)
Don't tell me the set list, I'd probably weep!
<sigh>
Back on topic. Remind to ask the next littering, tree hugging, bunny kissing, carrot chaser how many owls lost thier woodland habitat to their propaganda! :lol:
cheers
8)
Eeyore
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....they played Medusa!! <grin>
In fact nothing newer than Persistence of Time....and only the famous "Chicken in my Head" off that ;-)
All proper Anthrax stuff :-)
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It was indeed "I am the Law" ... with "Drok it!" written down arm, the law badge on the other.... <grin>
Oh and we saw them on Sunday.....THEY WERE AWESOME. Original lineup.....
You're unbelieveable Thrasher !!
How could you possibly wear a T-shirt full stop. All those poor cotton fairies that you've killed in the process, let alone all the gallons of water used in it's manufacture and to top it all off I bet they had to be flown here on a plane from foreign parts, again you're polluting the atmoshere without a care in the world. No doubt you were wearing cotton jeans, cotton socks and no doubt cotton underwear too. Hooligan.
As for going to a gig, think of all the coal they had to burn to produce 65mgwatts of electricity to power the amps and lights, you could have heated a small town for two decades, you wasteful man you. I'm speechless.
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In fact nothing newer than Persistence of Time....and only the famous "Chicken in my Head" off that ;-)
All proper Anthrax stuff :-)
Yep, I'm weeping. :mrgreen:
cheers
8)
Eeyore
'Chicken in my head'. He he he heee!
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caughtinamoshefilnikefesinanyskeletonsinthecloseti'mtheman
AND on AND on AND on
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For that all i can say is.
I salute you and deseve a medal! :D
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So wish I had been there and experienced that look with you!!!!! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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that is brilliant :D well done, hopefully that will shut her up for a while! :twisted:
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:(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): Nice one Neil!! :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):
But next time PLEASE we need photos of embarrassed deciples of St Sian AND THEIR vehicles!!!
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Good work Neil
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absolutly fantastic, quick thinking too!
Regards James
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:D nice one :)
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Well done!
One of my customers doesnt see the point in destroying the environment with my off roading so he constantly gets the comment
you distroy it by smoking im gonna do it by driving...
tends to shut him up
(note: no offence ment to offroaders who smoke)
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It was indeed "I am the Law" ... with "Drok it!" written down arm, the law badge on the other.... <grin>
Oh and we saw them on Sunday.....THEY WERE AWESOME. Original lineup.....
was going to post something about what kind of person you are for seeing ANTHRAX live...but all you would see would be EXPLETIVE DELETED....
can console myself with my SIGNED copy of OIDIVNIKUFESIN had it from new...lost the COA tho'!!!! :evil: and as for the tree hugger POT and KETTLE spring to mind...then again because they cant afford a LR they decide they need to ban them...
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i cant believe that a MPV owner would have the cheek do do this ?
I would understand if she was riding a bike, but a MPV with at least 6 kids ! :LOL:
( i made the 6 kids up - but is true)
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Brilliant. Well done for keeping your cool. Me...I would have lost my rag, big argument, lots of blood & tears (mostly mine), so I would have lost the moral high ground and not discovered her true intentions.
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Should we start an anti MPV campaign as they use the same amount of fuel, take up as much road but cant help the needy when they're stuck?
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Should we start an anti MPV campaign as they use the same amount of fuel, take up as much road but cant help the needy when they're stuck?
great idea, making a serious anti-sports car/convertible internet site would be easy... you could easily fill it up with trash like on the anti-4x4 ones (they're fast & dangerous, use too much fuel, seat only 2 people, hairdressers etc). the same answers would come up (most are small MGF's etc) would prove what a load of the bull the whole anti thing is
anyhoo... funny s**t!
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Neil that was brilliant wish i could of seen their face.
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mint :lol:
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At this point I unlock Bagheera, remove the offending fake ticket, inform the hugger I am going to report her for littering, and thank her for giving me her numberplate.
The look on her face. Absolutely CLASSIC. I wish I'd had the foresight to take a pic with my phone.....
some moments just make life worth living
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Should we start an anti MPV campaign as they use the same amount of fuel, take up as much road but cant help the needy when they're stuck?
great idea, making a serious anti-sports car/convertible internet site would be easy... you could easily fill it up with trash like on the anti-4x4 ones (they're fast & dangerous, use too much fuel, seat only 2 people, hairdressers etc). the same answers would come up (most are small MGF's etc) would prove what a load of the bull the whole anti thing is
anyhoo... funny s**t!
GRRR!!!! from one who drives a convertible sports car! poor puggy got caught up in the Anti 4x4 Tax hipe!
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Hats off to Neil =D> =D>
As already stated, a priceless moment :lol:
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Wish I could of seen the effect on that woman's face... :(biglaugh):