Mud-club
Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Bob696 on April 22, 2006, 21:02:01
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Honest, it must be magic cus it fixes stuff that proper tools cant :-)
case 1
Starter motor on 110. It would either make a dull 'clunk' noise and then nothing, or whirr pointlessly, or start the car (had to do the other 2 at least twice before starting). One day the whirring started and wouldnt stop even with the ignition off. I jump out grab wood and give the starter an almighty whack. It has never whirred or clunked since instead it starts the motor every time.
Case 2
Who needs a splitter to get the track rod off. Use wood and a spanner. Worked a treat.
Case 3
Cant get a bolt through. No problem, lever it through with bit of wood.
Case 4
Annoying teenagers hanging around. Pick up wood and they wonder away
As this is an extra special piece of 2 x 1 (about 3ft long) any M/C members are free to use it but it will have to be outside my house as I am not letting it out of my sight :P
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I've got a magic piece of plastic - whenever I need bits or toys for my Landies I just shout numbers printed on the plastic down the phone and 2/3 days later the bits appear on my doorstep ! :lol:
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Magic wood ive heard that one before :wink:
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Magic wood ive heard that one before :wink:
PMSL :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):
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PMSL come on you chav what's that mean.
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i no but i got a magic hammer
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my dad has a magic bit of wood :D
its a small triangle spahed piece of wood thats been used for countless things (including holding my removeable hard top down when we lost the screws!)
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PMSL come on what's that mean.
P*ssing MySelf Laughing.
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Me to now