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Title: How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes
Post by: rokcrawlin on May 19, 2006, 22:38:41

First step is to ask how many anti 4x4 people like football,

The next step is to work out  how many miles are travelled  by them to follow their team,

step three is to find out the total green house gas emissions that are put out by them and their vehicles going to and from the matches and singing and shouting whilst showing their support.

step 4 is to then tell them that their favorite sport is to be banned due to global warming and that collectively they put our emissions to shame

step 5 would then be to tell them to leave us alone and get a four by four as they produce less emissions than them.

Oh by the way any one want to know that the anti 4x4 minister of transport has a car and what it is?




yes you have guessed it, it is a range rover

Title: How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes
Post by: karlo on May 19, 2006, 22:45:17

Bet 4x4's don't pollute as much as Tony Blair's or Prescotts big engined Jag's!

I also love the statement "bullbars kill" well mine aint killing no one cos its on the front of me motor which is at this moment parked on the drive!...  :lol:

Title: How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes
Post by: sleeplessparadise on May 20, 2006, 09:03:10

I like it.......must remember that next time I see any antis :D

Title: How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes
Post by: hobbit on May 20, 2006, 10:07:35

Politicians produce more pollution than any vehicle, there the cause of more problems, than the solutions :?

Title: How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes
Post by: fatusbloke on May 20, 2006, 15:34:16

Analisys of Politics -
 
 Poly - meaning many

 Tics - blood sucking insects

Title: How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes
Post by: Garin on May 20, 2006, 16:13:15

Politicians fly around the world and are forced to fly back to London for a  single vote in the house of commons, in the age of technology is this really necessary.

Title: How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes
Post by: rokcrawlin on May 21, 2006, 22:11:04

A politician will never use technology unless bribed to use it, Remember it is their right to be members of the Ramblers Association, and retain the right to live in the dark ages, bipeds against 4x4s I think thats them described to a tee

Title: How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes
Post by: martinTD5 on May 22, 2006, 08:33:24

Hmmm, lets see anti 4x4. Well given that im typing this after hearing the latest report from our local hospital, forgive me for being a bit cynical.

Friday evening at a local nature spot here in Mansfield, the local kids are gatherd enjoying their evening. Next thing you know a 4x4 (not sure what type) comes hurtling over a hil and straight into the group of kids. He aint supposed to be there, (he smashed down two fences) ran over my mates daughter and then reversed back over her. She is critically ill with severe damage to her lungs, heart, and liver and has a compund fracture to her arm. Not a bad way to be when you are 14 years old!!!! :evil:  The idiot was then heard to say that she shouldn't have been there!!!! No my friend it's you that shouldn't have been there. Thats why you are now facing an attempted murder charge.

Rather than moaning (and rightly so) about emmisions and government etc etc, perhaps it is stupid acts my the minority that gives us a bad name.

Sorry to come across a bit negative, but it could have been my lad in hospital.

Rant over

Title: How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes
Post by: rokcrawlin on May 22, 2006, 21:25:40

Sorry to hear about the kids .... the driver must have been drunk or drugged up to have an attitude like that!..................I feel bad enough about the near miss I had at Driffield ! and would have been mortified if i had hurt someone, but that attitude stinks and obviously belongs to a spineless amoeba without half a braincell