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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: wing nut on June 12, 2006, 05:06:56
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caught the local snots trying to get over the fence to retrieve thier ball last night , a length of barbed wire across the top was not going to stop the one lad from attempting to get over ,and he managed to balance on a small peice of wall in the next door neighbours garden,just as i caught him .with his audience watching, and me telling him to get down .he was determined he was gonna get his ball, and would not get down even with the threat of the police ,i was boiling with anger,as two of his other mates were ,egging him on .if it was an adult trying to gain entry to your property ,you would'nt be asking questions ,if you know what i mean :twisted: :twisted: i just cant believe the lack of respect kids have now days for other people and thier property.... all they had to do was ask for the thing back and i would have gladly given it to em :evil: :shock: ..... If I thought seeing thier parents would make a diffrence then I would ,but somehow i dont think it ever will.... oh well rant over ... sorry
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We have a very similar problem with the kids round here. Parents are just as bad as the kids, and couldn't give a "darn" about anyone elses property. :evil: :evil:
Shouldn't be long now before we are out of it! Only waiting on the Woolwich Building Society to get their finger out, and we will be off (would never recommend the Woolwich as a mortgage lender - they are the worst I have ever known for delaying things!) :evil:
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We have a very similar problem with the kids round here. Parents are just as bad as the kids, and couldn't give a "darn" about anyone elses property. :evil: :evil:
Shouldn't be long now before we are out of it! Only waiting on the Woolwich Building Society to get their finger out, and we will be off (would never recommend the Woolwich as a mortgage lender - they are the worst I have ever known for delaying things!) :evil:
Off anywhere nice?
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And of course if he'd caught himself on your barbed wire, I can guess what the parents would be saying.
No matter that he shouldn't have been attempting to get in to your garden without permission
If it comes over again, run over it with the lawn-mower :lol:
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the problem will be sorted later tonight ,my mate has 14 dogs and a lot of prezzies will stop the football for a short while ,i wont be beaten :lol: :lol: ...... as i told them i dont mind the football, but i do object to the smart mouth answers,and them thinking they ahave a right to gain entry to my property without permission :roll: , ....... hope they get the message :twisted:
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Turn a hose on him next time he tries to climb the fence - cover the top of the fence with grease - would make a nice mess of his clothes :wink:
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Turn a hose on him next time he tries to climb the fence - cover the top of the fence with grease - would make a nice mess of his clothes :wink:
That's not a bad idea, another good one is to put metal wires all over the fence posts and the fence then hook the whole lot into the mains.
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The inside top edge of our fence is lined with carpet grip all the way round. The little blighters can't see it from the path, but they sure as hell feel it when they put their hands over the top.
This approach was suggested by local bobbie after next door got done over.
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Turn a hose on him next time he tries to climb the fence - cover the top of the fence with grease - would make a nice mess of his clothes :wink:
Graphite greese is even better :lol: , my house back's onto a little park, so a lot of the ''bigger lads'' used to climb on the wall & onto my roof :evil: , when the greese was put suddenly they stopped, can't understand why :lol: ,
John
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The inside top edge of our fence is lined with carpet grip all the way round. The little blighters can't see it from the path, but they sure as hell feel it when they put their hands over the top.
This approach was suggested by local bobbie after next door got done over.
We have a bit of trouble with mini motos until thay come past me, a push later in the hedge, wife had rung police direct (Works at the local bobbby shop)police were there in a flash and confiscated the mini motos ...... the funest thing was the local bobby who we know knew what had gone on :lol:
Darren
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some good suggetions there :lol: im going down the dog toilet line for a while ,as this will remove any need to go in my garden for lost balls :lol: and some of the cars can have a rest from being damaged as well .... bah humbug and blast sounding like an old git
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Gripper rod covered with grease - that would be really painfull and messy. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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what i could do is dig a pit on the grass section and smear excrament on sharpend bamboo poles :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: well it worked in korea and vietnam :lol: :lol: :lol: ............
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The inside top edge of our fence is lined with carpet grip all the way round. The little blighters can't see it from the path, but they sure as hell feel it when they put their hands over the top.
This approach was suggested by local bobbie after next door got done over.
I did that to my fence... wait a while till it all rusts over.. then when they come over the fence and cut their poor little hands take great delight in explaining to them about septiceamia and the like and how big the needles are for an anti tenanus shot :twisted: :lol: ... watch their faces drain of colour....
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Three or four rows of rusty gripperods.. and a coil of barbed wire with size 14 hooks tied to it.. oh yes..it works a treat..once.. not needed again...
I will protect what is mine.. :twisted:
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well i have half a bin liner of dog treats and will drop them on the grass outside ,after the club meet tonight ,i shall take great delight in watching the football match tommorow :lol: :lol: i have a tub of grease for the fence and some more barbed wire .......i will not be beaten :lol:
the laughable thing is the no ball games sign got ripped out of the ground by the kids as well :roll:
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same problem with my next door neighbours kids, ball always bouncing off car on drive, no sorry or owt, so started busting their balls in front of em, :twisted: amazing how careful they became after a couple, when it comes to the back garden they always knock and ask, could it be the english bull cross staffs that i've got? :twisted: and that it's like a mine field with you know what? :lol:
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I haven't had any problem for a number of years.
Not since I told 1 gang that I would rip their testicles off and stick them to their foreheads :wink:
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Local kids have kicked footballs into my garden a few times - cos of the fence, the big leylandi hedge, and the dog they come and ask.
Shame for them that my Springer just LOVES biting footballs... and if he doesn't manage it, I shove a knife in it on the way back through the house... Smile and say, 'oh dear, it looks like the dog got it' :twisted:
They've started to get damn careful about the ball coming over.