Mud-club
Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Jas278 on July 03, 2006, 16:02:20
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He s the BLOKE..............
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"If I skipped the mortgage foir a month, sold the dog, rented the missus out... I could get those 35 inch tyres I've been after"
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if she doesnt give me a drink of that beer in a minute ,she's walking home :lol: :lol:
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"How much longer do I have to sit here and listen to you two talk about bloody soaps!"
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if she doesnt give me a drink of that beer in a minute ,she's walking home :lol: :lol:
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Wouldn't like to guess what he's thinking :shock: , but he don't look like he's thinking pleasant thoughts :shock:
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I wish I never ate that vindaloo
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I told that idiot to get himself towed from the back, not put a frog on the front!!
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I'll stitch up OLD JOE for giving NPW the mony for the snorkel.
git
Dazza
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i know what hes thinking :lol: :lol: will post after BB3 coos otherwise ill have no where to kip :lol:
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you just wait till your married
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who farted??????
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i know what hes thinking :lol: :lol: will post after BB3 coos otherwise ill have no where to kip :lol:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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"I like cheese"
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i know what hes thinking :lol: :lol: will post after BB3 coos otherwise ill have no where to kip :lol:
Tell us Mike - I'll lend you a tent
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He s the BLOKE..............
In the rare and sought after 'Mud Club 1st Birthday Bash' t-shirt :wink:
Now shall I post the picture of Jas with a big sausage in his gob :lol: :lol:
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you maybe smiling now but I just ate 3 cans of cold bakebeans and half a pound of raw sprouts
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i know what hes thinking :lol: :lol: will post after BB3 coos otherwise ill have no where to kip :lol:
Tell us Mike - I'll lend you a tent
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you goin to wales then?
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Don't know about me Jas, that look Deb is throwing you aint good either :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Cliff wrote:Now shall I post the picture of Jas with a big sausage in his gob
Is that after he got the cooker to work :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry i couldn't resist
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Cliff's thinking "I'm sure that dog just farted on my foot...."
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you goin to wales then?
I wish but cant get time off work - just collect it on the way down :lol:
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Is that after he got the cooker to work :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry i couldn't resist[/quote]
No it was after youre tailgate had DROPPED :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :roll:
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Is that after he got the cooker to work :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry i couldn't resist
No it was after youre tailgate had DROPPED :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :roll:[/quote]
NEIL WAS QUICK TO TELL ME AND STANTON BOY ABOUT YOUR COOKER
JAS.... BUT FAILED TO MENTION HIS TAILGATE :wink:
TELL US THE FULL STORY
Think its Neil's round for that one at pub meet wouldnt you say :twisted:
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Well the thing with the cooker.......they all stood around giving solutions advice inc Mr Thorne........but all fired BLANKS :lol: the Tailgate , well after a gentle ride around a few local Mountains Neils tailgate had dropped and he had to take the adjusting tool to it (MALLET), so he could open it.... :oops:
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He was wondering how I managed to buy so much stuff at Meadowhall that day, while he was out laning!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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He was wondering how I managed to buy so much stuff at Meadowhall that day, while he was out laning!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
MMMMMMM Meadowhall ????....Did nt Cliff get some new PANTS,I wonder if he will be wearing them tonight.. :oops:
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If it is the pants then perhaps he is thinking -
HOW DO YOU WEAR THESE THONGS JULIE THEY ARE SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE.....WISH SHE'D HAVE BOUGHT MY USUAL Y-FRONTS :(biglaugh):
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Cliff in a lacey thong - hmmmmmmm :(bigshock): :(bigshock): :(bigshock):
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"Ok, I WAS looking for the Rambler's Association meeting, but I seem to have stumbled upon..."
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Cliff is thinking "its not fair i wanted to go through bakewell ford and were is jason with my beans on toast? I mean how long does it take to light a cooker :wink: "
i Now duck behind my wall and put tin helmet on. :D
Sorted knew i would get it wrong never any good with names. Thanks for pointing it out ermm fred :wink:
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Why for calling cliff, chris or the bit about the cooker :wink: :lol: :lol:
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If it is the pants then perhaps he is thinking -
HOW DO YOU WEAR THESE THONGS JULIE THEY ARE SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE.....WISH SHE'D HAVE BOUGHT MY USUAL Y-FRONTS
thats ooooh soooo wrong :lol:
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Why for calling cliff, chris or the bit about the cooker :wink: :lol: :lol:
Well it was better than "cliff thinking i am sure he turned in just before the pipe"
Or he is pondering that question of questions the greats question of all...........................................................Just how many mud clubbers does it take to light a gas grill? :wink: :lol: :lol:
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They tryed to get him a shift at the pub meet last night in the kitchen. After cliff had eaten of course :wink:
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excellent wish i was there
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Why for calling cliff, chris or the bit about the cooker :wink: :lol: :lol:
Well it was better than "cliff thinking i am sure he turned in just before the pipe"
Or he is pondering that question of questions the greats question of all...........................................................Just how many mud clubbers does it take to light a gas grill? :wink: :lol: :lol:
Even my mother has had occassion to call Cliff, Chris!!!!!!!!!! :wink:
How many mud clubbers - 1, with the instructions. Without the instructions, it takes more than what we had there over the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jas wrote:
well after a gentle ride around a few local Mountains Neils tailgate had dropped and he had to take the adjusting tool to it (MALLET), so he could open it....
where they the gentle lanes that you got stuck on and managed to break your rear anti roll bar link on uh!!!!!! :wink:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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Cliff in a lacey thong - hmmmmmmm :(bigshock): :(bigshock): :(bigshock):
Ok Julie thinking about it maybe not such a good idea MEN IN THONGS BEST LEFT TO PETER STRINGFELLOW - :lol: