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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Terminus on August 10, 2006, 13:09:48

Title: August 9th?
Post by: Terminus on August 10, 2006, 13:09:48: Here I am perusing the posts and adding my own often pointless ponderings on various topics and *splat* off go the forums.

But panic not a few minutes later they come back - only there has been a minor time warp - it's August 9th again - everything posted after that date seems to have been eaten up by the www triangle :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: August 9th?
Post by: dew1911 on August 10, 2006, 13:17:17: I made a post in the Q&C Section asking who'd broke it and it dis-appeared...
Title: August 9th?
Post by: muddyweb on August 10, 2006, 13:18:28: http://forums.mud-club.com/viewtopic.php?t=27683

;-)
Title: August 9th?
Post by: Wolfie on August 10, 2006, 13:19:04: An unfortunate result of essential maintenance, see http://forums.mud-club.com/viewtopic.php?t=27683

Cheers

Wolfie
Title: August 9th?
Post by: barmiebrumie on August 10, 2006, 13:19:15: The voices done it :(scared): ,

John
Title: August 9th?
Post by: Terminus on August 10, 2006, 13:26:26: Trust Admin to come up with a sensible answer - personally I preferred my www triangle theory - it's a conspiracy I tell ya :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: August 9th?
Post by: Eeyore on August 10, 2006, 13:29:27: Quote from: "Terminus"
Trust Admin to come up with a sensible answer - personally I preferred my www triangle theory - it's a conspiracy I tell ya :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

.....it still might be! :wink:

cheers
8)
Eeyore
Title: August 9th?
Post by: dew1911 on August 10, 2006, 13:32:06: We're going back to the "Where did my topic go?" Days ain't we :lol:
Title: August 9th?
Post by: Wolfie on August 10, 2006, 13:37:19: No...

Please.

Cheers

Wolfie
Title: August 9th?
Post by: muddyweb on August 10, 2006, 13:40:23: The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team
Title: August 9th?
Post by: dew1911 on August 10, 2006, 13:42:41: Hehehe :lol: :lol:

Basically, Servers cooling got clogged by too many nerds dropping stuff ;)
Title: August 9th?
Post by: Terminus on August 10, 2006, 13:43:25: Quote from: "muddyweb"
The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

See now there's an answer that is so implausible and unlikely that I'm almost compelled to believe it - those darn gazelle!!!!!!
Title: August 9th?
Post by: barmiebrumie on August 10, 2006, 13:43:43: Quote from: "muddyweb"
The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

:(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):
Title: August 9th?
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on August 10, 2006, 13:47:40: I can help with the clearing up - especially with a cup of tea in the other hand. :wink:

Love da biscuit. :lol:
Title: August 9th?
Post by: Eeyore on August 10, 2006, 14:00:06: Quote from: "Terminus"

See now there's an answer that is so implausible and unlikely that I'm almost compelled to believe it - those darn gazelle!!!!!!

Yes sir, I can confrim, sir, that on this morning an attack was made, although the threat was soundly neutralized by our staff.

A subsequent attack was seemingly made by a uniformed individual depositing an undisclosed, suspicious package at the address in which said servers are held. As before the threat was neatralized, this time when the escape vehicle was subsequently lit up with an RPG.

cheers
8)
Eeyore

*The Club regrets any inconvienience that this has consequently caused 'Pizza-rama', especially when they were just delivering the Clubs weekly supply of '9" Thick Crust 'Classico'. We think the scorch marks should T-cut off his Gilera without too much trouble.........
Title: August 9th?
Post by: sleeplessparadise on August 10, 2006, 14:06:40: Quote from: "muddyweb"
The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

:(biglaugh):
Title: August 9th?
Post by: Skibum346 on August 10, 2006, 14:07:48: Quote from: "muddyweb"
The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

The kind of techie speak I can understand!
Title: August 9th?
Post by: the loon on August 10, 2006, 19:05:58: Quote from: "muddyweb"
The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

well glad no ones sanity has been effected anyway
Title: August 9th?
Post by: dew1911 on August 11, 2006, 12:37:50: Quote from: "muddyweb"
The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.

Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.

Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.

4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team

Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my
voice-recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my
database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat: This is
not a daffodil!
Title: August 9th?
Post by: the loon on August 11, 2006, 19:03:36: Quote from: "dew1911"

Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my
voice-recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my
database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat: This is
not a daffodil!

next thing you'll be telling us its cold outside theres no kind of atmosphere your all alone more or less.

:wink:
Title: August 9th?
Post by: dew1911 on August 11, 2006, 19:11:40: PMSL I wondered if anyone would pick that up

" We have three realistic alternatives: (1) Sit here and get blown up, (2) Stand here and get blown up, (3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up. "
Title: August 9th?
Post by: the loon on August 11, 2006, 19:35:53: I was deffinatly on amber alert when the forums went down (I even changed the bulb) :shock:
Title: August 9th?
Post by: Elmo on August 12, 2006, 01:22:06: Just shows that fast networks and large herbivores mixed with confectionery is a recipe for disaster! I keep telling people, nobody listens, it's the voices.......