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Title: Awooga! Warning! Warning!
Post by: thermidorthelobster on August 17, 2006, 11:12:59

If your spouse slyly asks you if you want to go and see the Superman film -

WALK AWAY VERY QUICKLY

Seriously, save yourself the entry fee, because I saw it last night and it is honestly one of the most dismal, dreadful films I have ever seen.

In fact I rate it #2 Worst Film of All Time, just behind Life Stinks by Mel Brooks.

If you don't heed my advice, then for goodness' sake take a good book and some night-vision glasses, or at least pay for the extra-comfy Premiere seats so you can get a decent kip.  After 2 and a half hours of it (it makes Lost In Translation [which I liked] look gritty and fast-moving), I was practically gnawing my own arm off.  Alternatively, see it during the day, when at least you can leave and do some shopping instead.

My GOD it was awful!  I can't even begin to describe it.

(With apologies to anybody who actually *liked* the film!)

Title: Awooga! Warning! Warning!
Post by: dew1911 on August 17, 2006, 11:34:32

Well said that man! Saw it with a couple of mates about 3 weeks ago and what a load of tripe! The new Miami Vice is 10x better and then some!

Title: Awooga! Warning! Warning!
Post by: andycwb on August 17, 2006, 11:41:17

Should have seen Pirates of the Carribean II with us.

Title: Awooga! Warning! Warning!
Post by: graham on August 17, 2006, 13:03:28

Last time I went to see a film it was Life of Brian  :D how many years ago was that  :shock:

Title: Awooga! Warning! Warning!
Post by: Edge on August 17, 2006, 17:11:32

Quote from: "graham"

Last time I went to see a film it was Life of Brian  :D how many years ago was that  :shock:

 :shock:  :shock: A very long time ago :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Awooga! Warning! Warning!
Post by: Terminus on August 17, 2006, 19:53:02

The new superman didn't appeal to me - of all the comic book heroes adapted for the screen it was always the one I liked least anyway.

Superman, superman returns, the new adventures of superman, smallville (the before superman grew up and became fully superman superman - how many variations have their been?

I'm holding out for the "superman fights a giant lobster shaped blamanche during an intense bout of underwater basket weaving" version - surely it's on the cards?
 :lol:

Title: Awooga! Warning! Warning!
Post by: Jake on August 17, 2006, 20:05:56

I saw it a while ago (on DVD) and was mildly impressed.
But the quality of the DVD was quite poor.
I was hoping it would look better on the big screen but i guess not then  :roll:
I still like my picture and location though
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 :wink:

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Post by: scania on August 17, 2006, 23:21:11

jake, will you please stop advertising your billing piccies...............

im thinking of leaving the country lol :oops:

Title: Awooga! Warning! Warning!
Post by: Jake on August 18, 2006, 19:34:59

Quote from: "scania"

jake, will you please stop advertising your billing piccies...............

im thinking of leaving the country lol :oops:

hehe
I need to find some small flashing arrows to place either side of the words.
Just to attract some new viewers
 :lol:
Anyway.
Whats wrong with this (http://members.mud-club.com/profiles/Jake/gallery/billing2006/5/1c926a0d7e1898b2f6228ffa9e50d523.jpg/) picture?
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
 :wink: