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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Pete5844 on September 15, 2004, 21:52:11

Title: So True
Post by: Pete5844 on September 15, 2004, 21:52:11

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

     There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
down except to exit the building.

      So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.

 

     On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself,"Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

 

     The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself,
"That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

 

     The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

     The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
help with the housework.

     "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. But, there must be more
further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

     The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

     "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

     The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.

Title: So True
Post by: Paul on September 15, 2004, 22:01:23

So that's were my wife is,
Standing on the 6th floor. :lol:

Title: So True
Post by: Dangermouse on September 16, 2004, 20:12:01

My wife went to car boot sale  :?


DM  :roll:

Title: So True
Post by: landyandy on September 17, 2004, 00:24:43

Mine tryed to take me back for a refund

Title: So True
Post by: SHERMAN TANK on September 17, 2004, 00:52:16

My wife found me in a bag inside rice crispes..............wat a bargain

Title: So True
Post by: Wanderer on September 17, 2004, 13:51:32

Mine found me in the pound shop with the out of date stuff.
Best Before May 2000

Ed

Title: So True
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on September 17, 2004, 20:29:51

Mine found me in the Bus Station 18 years ago :D