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Title: Job Titles
Post by: missroadrage on October 08, 2006, 02:45:40

What's your official job title?

Anyone got any strange ones??

Title: Job Titles
Post by: andycwb on October 08, 2006, 06:28:04

There's a guy I've dealt with at a company called eEye who used to have the job title of Chief Hacking Officer.

I also heard a story of a company who claimed that job titles were unimportant, so you could have what you wanted on your business card.  So one of the engineers got "Grand High Wizard".

Me?  I've got the longest and least accurate job title in our company, I think - Senior Information Systems Consultant.     I keep saying "Chief Techie" would be more accurate.

Andy

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Sharpshooter on October 08, 2006, 08:49:50

Im a "Nuclear Mechanical Production Technician"

Spanner Monkey i think.

Hopefully to be a "Senior Nuclear Mechanical Production Technician"  :D  :D

Title: Job Titles
Post by: woody on October 08, 2006, 09:21:51

lecturer in construction plant maintenance

Title: Job Titles
Post by: landroverkeith on October 08, 2006, 09:22:36

On my Contract im the shift Despatch Controller


basically boils down to forklift pilot  :roll:

Title: Job Titles
Post by: bezzabsa on October 08, 2006, 09:34:18

directional administrator for the  safety and delivery of objects immaterial. :wink:
HGV driver !!
:D:D:D
no doubt we get called other names!!!
or when on building sites
OI
JOHN
DRIVE
ERM
BRUMMIE  :evil: (not a brummie i'm a YAMYAM)

Title: Job Titles
Post by: dazzawhipple on October 08, 2006, 13:07:45

I am a Nuclear Mechanical/Civil Inspector



Darren

Title: Job Titles
Post by: sparkes on October 08, 2006, 13:16:32

Principal Consultant

But I always wondered if you needed to have principals to do the job.  But 8 yrs proved otherwise!

Steve

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Budgie on October 08, 2006, 13:17:31

During normal working I'm a "Coastguard Watch Manager" but when we have an incident running I'm also the "Search & Rescue Mission Co-orinator".  :wink:

Title: Job Titles
Post by: beast5680 on October 08, 2006, 14:54:05

I,m an Agricultural engineer, funny when you tell some people that they say "oh your a farmer then" No if i was a farmer i would say i,m a farmer :roll:

Title: Job Titles
Post by: dew1911 on October 08, 2006, 15:03:08

General Dogsbody, although they call it "Grounds Technician".

Title: Job Titles
Post by: bob86 on October 08, 2006, 16:08:19

Quote from: "beast5680"

I,m an Agricultural engineer, funny when you tell some people that they say "oh your a farmer then" No if i was a farmer i would say i,m a farmer :roll:

I don’t bother any more, I normally say I’m a plant mechanic or welder/ fabricator.

Title: Job Titles
Post by: thumbs on October 08, 2006, 16:20:02

im called a skilled fitter (officialy) or suppose sometimes a instalation enginer dont really narrow it down does it. or just one of the workshop lads  :D

i bulid massive pumps for sewage works, drinking water reservoirs or land drainage! used to be mechanical engineer.

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Thrasher on October 08, 2006, 17:00:56

Someone told me about this one ...

"Ambient Replenishment Technician"

Can anyone guess its more common "title"?

Title: Job Titles
Post by: adafish on October 08, 2006, 17:06:01

preveyor of meats...........BUTCHER....that's me that is

Title: Job Titles
Post by: dazzawhipple on October 08, 2006, 17:11:31

Quote from: "Thrasher"

Someone told me about this one ...

"Ambient Replenishment Technician"

Can anyone guess its more common "title"?

air con engineer

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Daz800 on October 08, 2006, 17:14:13

Jack of all trades


  ... work shop supervisor for machining and assembly..

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Thrasher on October 08, 2006, 17:15:31

Quote

air con engineer

So far off it is scary....

Title: Job Titles
Post by: gtomo2 on October 08, 2006, 17:25:21

Quote from: "Thrasher"

Someone told me about this one ...

"Ambient Replenishment Technician"

Can anyone guess its more common "title"?

They tell people to be quite in the local libary

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Thrasher on October 08, 2006, 17:30:36

LOL! No..... keep guessing ;-)

Title: Job Titles
Post by: muddy_90 on October 08, 2006, 17:30:45

FDAS: First Diploma in Agriculture student

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Jake on October 08, 2006, 17:46:22

Quote from: "Thrasher"

"Ambient Replenishment Technician"

Toilet roll changer?
 :lol:

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Jake on October 08, 2006, 17:50:39

Back to topic
HGV driver
But, i do so much more than that in my firm  :wink:

Title: Job Titles
Post by: old joe on October 08, 2006, 19:14:08

My job title is

An Alarm & Incident Response Controller AIRC say how you see it.

for a Major Telco Company if you can guess well done

Dazza

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Digsit on October 08, 2006, 21:21:53

Quote from: "Thrasher"

Someone told me about this one ...

"Ambient Replenishment Technician"

Can anyone guess its more common "title"?

Shelf Stacker at Scumerfield?? :lol:  :lol:

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Thrasher on October 08, 2006, 21:23:45

Damn right!

Title: Job Titles
Post by: beast5680 on October 08, 2006, 21:29:52

Quote from: "Jake"

Back to topic
HGV driver
But, i do so much more than that in my firm  :wink:

burger van tester
truck cabin bed tester :lol:  :lol:

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Guy90 on October 08, 2006, 21:31:59

Higher Officer of Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs.

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Thrasher on October 08, 2006, 21:34:43

um...Technical Director .. whatever that means?

Title: Job Titles
Post by: freeagent on October 08, 2006, 22:40:21

Graduate......

that means i finished uni in june, got a first, went to morocco over the summer and am now looking for a job in design engineering........

m@tt. (gizza job :wink: )

Title: Job Titles
Post by: extreme90 on October 08, 2006, 23:03:39

by day.... marine technitian
by nite fabricator/land rover slave  :lol:
danny

Title: Job Titles
Post by: tonycougar on October 08, 2006, 23:44:39

Aircraft Engineer in works time.
Daddydaycare/ Landrover mechanic/ cook/ gardner/ groom(for horse)/ gofur, when in my own time.

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Lee_D on October 09, 2006, 00:22:18

:shock: Control Room Duty Officer, Firearms Incident Comander and Public Order Tactics Advisor depending on which hat I do / don't have on.  :shock:

When not at work I answer to Dad which has to be said is far more testing  :lol:

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Bunnie on October 09, 2006, 09:38:16

bar manager

for mum and dads pub

Title: Job Titles
Post by: smo on October 09, 2006, 19:05:44

Design Consultant..

Hopefully soon to become a "Team member 2" for the Environment agency in either flood incident response/Flood management stuff or similar role.

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Jimbo on October 09, 2006, 19:32:40

Quote from: "old joe"

My job title is

An Alarm & Incident Response Controller AIRC say how you see it.

for a Major Telco Company if you can guess well done

Dazza

Might that be the GPO then ?

Title: Job Titles
Post by: diesel_boy on October 09, 2006, 21:32:48

iam a flower arranger  sort of  i move HEAVY PLANT  :lol:  allso  known as a streeing wheel atendent  :lol:  

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Robbo on October 09, 2006, 22:09:49

apparently I'm the Senior/lead maxillofacial prosthodontic technologist...but answer to that idiot over there did it.... :lol:

Title: Job Titles
Post by: driftwood on October 09, 2006, 22:30:56

workshop and garage equipment inspection and service specialist..... :(bloodshot): according to the office.....


my definition, bacon and egg tester :(contented):

Title: Job Titles
Post by: Evilgoat on October 10, 2006, 18:25:34

Currently :

God only knows. I dont think I have ever had a proper title, Alternated between H&S officer, Network Infrustructure Engineer and Support Peon


In The past :


Sales Account and Warehouse operations manager (RETRO in Canada) What a combination!

Medical Systems Sales and Support Manager - Sell stuff to medical people (IBM Canada)

Medical Incident Support Technician - Trainee Paramed(HANTS Amb)

Informatics Officer - IT Support Bod (Uni of Portsmouth)

Impact Systems and PROTOR project engineer  - Crash test and turbine monitoring systems general dogsbody.

Title: Job Titles
Post by: V8MoneyPit on October 11, 2006, 14:59:25

Company Director ...... or in real life, general dogs body/jack of all trades!