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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Evilgoat on November 17, 2006, 11:21:36

Title: Pockets
Post by: Evilgoat on November 17, 2006, 11:21:36: Isnt it amazing the junk that accumulates in pockets. I got fed up with my coat jangling like I had bells about 5 mins ago and emptied it :shock:

13mm spanner
2 cash cards
Buisiness card
cheque book
handsfree kit
load of receipts
4 pens
pack of Paramol
pin for one of the cards
Ribbon cable I replaced from the car stereo
two Ã‚Â£5 notes
Ã‚Â£5 in random change
and the key to the other audi.

Is it just me that collects junk like this?
Title: Pockets
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on November 17, 2006, 11:31:50: Blimey :shock:

'Poachers pockets', or what?? :lol:
Title: Pockets
Post by: mmgemini on November 17, 2006, 13:58:24: I'll have the two fivers please.The fiver in change as well if your calling it junk??

Oh yes.The cash card and pin number would be useful as well. :roll:
Title: Pockets
Post by: Evilgoat on November 17, 2006, 14:15:29: Quote from: "mmgemini"
I'll have the two fivers please.The fiver in change as well if your calling it junk??

Oh yes.The cash card and pin number would be useful as well. :roll:

Thats what you think :)
Title: Pockets
Post by: mmgemini on November 17, 2006, 15:09:25: Quote from: "Evilgoat"
Quote from: "mmgemini"
I'll have the two fivers please.The fiver in change as well if your calling it junk??

Oh yes.The cash card and pin number would be useful as well. :roll:

Thats what you think :)

LOL @ you.

Well I did try ???
Title: Pockets
Post by: bezzabsa on November 17, 2006, 16:11:23: For gods sake Dont ask the women what they keep in their handbags - we'll be here all wekend!!!!!!
:twisted:
Title: Pockets
Post by: sleeplessparadise on November 17, 2006, 17:31:03: I object! I only keep my purse, phone and cards for places like Makro etc. in my handbag! Oh and then of course receipts when I have done any shopping :lol: oh yeah and occasionally a pen knife and a lipsyl....... I think thats it :shock:
Title: Pockets
Post by: bezzabsa on November 17, 2006, 18:57:56: and keys - and 14 packets of tissues, and small pieces of paper with numbers on that you NEVER remember what they are for!!
plus LADIES things!!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Title: Pockets
Post by: tomarse on November 17, 2006, 19:37:40: i always seem to end up with 13mm spanners in my coat pockets too! :lol:
Title: Pockets
Post by: Yoshi on November 17, 2006, 19:47:36: forget pockets, ask dreadnought how i can fill a passenger side footwell within having her car for 24 hours :oops:
Title: Pockets
Post by: sleeplessparadise on November 17, 2006, 20:23:21: No I never put my keys in my handbag and I certainly dont carry tissues! Only girls need tissues, I just wipe it on my arm :lol: :lol: :lol: Ladies things???? in me handbag????? NEVER!!!!!!!
Title: Pockets
Post by: muddyweb on November 17, 2006, 20:33:47: If any of you happens to find a couple of quid spare in your pockets... don't forget, tonight is Children in Need night ;-)

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Title: Pockets
Post by: Boggert on November 17, 2006, 20:39:52: I found a 10mm spanner in jmy wife's hand bag.... Then I got a bollocking for looking through it! all I wanted was my spanner back!

But its funny, she seems to have free access to my wallet. :shock:
Title: Pockets
Post by: winchman on November 17, 2006, 22:45:28: I am well known for my Deep pockets and short arms!
We had a weigh in today at work to see whos the fattest, we go to the stores take our coats off and empty our pockets
Heres whatI had
8" adjustable
6" adjustable
1 roll of PTFE tape
1 large multi bit screw driver
1 Leatherman type folding pliers thing
Swiss army knife
Some change
some forign coins
Used ear plugs ( about 20)
Tissue
Small screw driver Multi bit
5 mm allen key
Pen
Black marker
Two mobile phones
I am shocked now wrighting this
Back pocket was full of notes on bits of paper.
It is a massive site often 15 min walk or crawl back to the work shop for tools and I am well known for going to a break down and having just the tool in my pocket
Title: Pockets
Post by: v8kenny on November 17, 2006, 23:18:12: Quote from: "winchman"
I am well known for my Deep pockets and short arms!
We had a weigh in today at work to see whos the fattest, we go to the stores take our coats off and empty our pockets
Heres whatI had
8" adjustable
6" adjustable
1 roll of PTFE tape
1 large multi bit screw driver
1 Leatherman type folding pliers thing
Swiss army knife
Some change
some forign coins
Used ear plugs ( about 20)
Tissue
Small screw driver Multi bit
5 mm allen key
Pen
Black marker
Two mobile phones
I am shocked now wrighting this
Back pocket was full of notes on bits of paper.
It is a massive site often 15 min walk or crawl back to the work shop for tools and I am well known for going to a break down and having just the tool in my pocket

And were you ?................................................................the fattest I mean :lol:
Title: Pockets
Post by: winchman on November 17, 2006, 23:40:59: No loads fatter than me I am only 90kgs
One of the lads has lost 7 stone
http://frank.kinlan.co.uk/
Heres how
Title: Pockets
Post by: Evilgoat on November 18, 2006, 17:48:19: Quote from: "tomarse"
i always seem to end up with 13mm spanners in my coat pockets too! :lol:

I needed thew bloody thing this afternoon too, left it on my desk.
Title: Pockets
Post by: Neil Jones on November 18, 2006, 21:38:42: One of my mums friends works in a local charity shop, a couple of weeks ago a bloke came in and asked if they wanted a bucket full of coins he had from emptying his pockets into upon returning from abroad, this had accumulated over a number of years, he said it was mainly foreign coins. Anyway they accepted his offer, when they came to count the coins they found that there were some British coins among the foreign coins, chewing gum, paperclips, pieces of paper etc... After counting just the British coins they had over Ã‚Â£300!! Letterlone what the other coins totalled up to!