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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Thrasher on March 25, 2007, 22:55:05

Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: Thrasher on March 25, 2007, 22:55:05: ...don't.

Pull up next to a big black RR Sport at the lights, I clock supercharged grill and and the badge on the rear.

Lights change.....floor Piglet....

Where's the RRS? wait......wait.....wind down window as it finally catches up as I've slowed down....yup, as suspected - a TDV6 :(

How embarassing to be burnt up at the lights by a muddy 10 year old Disco!!
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: xmob on March 25, 2007, 23:08:14: Maybe, just maybe, the driver has grown up enough not to play games. :D

Please, please, please notice the smiley.
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: Thrasher on March 25, 2007, 23:09:48: You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely......
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: sleeplessparadise on March 25, 2007, 23:31:22: Mebbe he knew you owned one of the real things Thrasher and just thought........... I best not bother with this guy :lol:

BTW 'scuse me for being a likkle thick here but I have been wanting to ask for ages............. what is all that in your signature about?
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: Eeyore on March 26, 2007, 08:09:32: I think the point has been missed. It wasn't so much a case of a wolf in sheeps clothing, but more a lamb in armour.

Supercharged badges don't go on diesels (yet, anyway) and by putting 'em on your just lining yourself to look a bit of a muppet when you get sussed out. :lol:

Cheers
8)
Eeyore
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: jjsaul on March 26, 2007, 16:09:58: its always more fun to have something faster than it looks....

a mate has an impreza sti ...debadged and all the extra trim taken off and bog standard alloys put back on....sooo much fun when chavs have a go at the lights :lol:
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: Eeyore on March 26, 2007, 16:22:17: Quote from: "jjsaul"

a mate has an impreza sti ...debadged and all the extra trim taken off and bog standard alloys put back on....sooo much fun when chavs have a go at the lights :lol:

Sweeeeeet!

'Speak softly and carry a big stick' :lol:

Cheers
8)
Eeyore
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: Evilgoat on March 26, 2007, 16:24:39: Quote from: "sleeplessparadise"
Mebbe he knew you owned one of the real things Thrasher and just thought........... I best not bother with this guy :lol:

BTW 'scuse me for being a likkle thick here but I have been wanting to ask for ages............. what is all that in your signature about?

http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supersites/zim/
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: sleeplessparadise on March 26, 2007, 17:56:10: Quote from: "Evilgoat"

http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supersites/zim/

Thank you :D That's why I didnt know it........ my children are teenagers now :(
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: barmiebrumie on March 26, 2007, 21:21:45: Quote from: "Thrasher"
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely......

Keep telling swmbo that :lol:
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: Range Rover Red on March 29, 2007, 23:22:27: Quote from: "barmiebrumie"
Quote from: "Thrasher"
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely......

Keep telling swmbo that :lol:

I want to grow old disgracefully 'cos it sounds like more fun.
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: AbyssDJ on March 29, 2007, 23:47:17: i still wish i had a pic of that chav loaded escort that we nailed on an uphill bypass..... a video? that would be the holy grail.
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: Range Rover Blues on March 30, 2007, 03:32:04: A couple of mates were following me to the unit a while back, to borrow something or other for one of them.

As we were heading down the sliproad my mate's mate was leaning foreward and squinting.

"what's that say" he asked "5 litres? never"
"it is" Rich assured him.......

........"so it is, as I dissapeared into the distance"

You try to warn people but they keep trying to come past.

In fact I had another one today, I left him well behind on the roundabout, so not only is my car fast but it handles.
Well as we get up to the end of the dual carriageway and I'm behind the traffic he is trying to come round me.

WHY?

Knobhead, he was about halfway past before he reaised why I had slowed down. Some people really don't take things in too well do they :?
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: Dave on March 30, 2007, 14:20:00: Well Neil i bet that my disco is rusting faster than you disco is :lol:
Does make you wonder though, "why" i would be more than happy to have a tdv6.
Title: Re: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: hairyasswelder on March 30, 2007, 15:36:52: Quote from: "Thrasher"
..Lights change.....floor Piglet....

Isnt piglet the tweaked, chipped RPi 4.6, with the 4 pipe JE stainless sport system :?
Would give the sport a run for its money :lol:

Steve
Title: If you are going to fake it.....
Post by: AbyssDJ on March 30, 2007, 15:45:58: Quote from: "Range Rover Blues"
Knobhead, he was about halfway past before he reaised why I had slowed down. Some people really don't take things in too well do they :?

exactly my argument with those stupid roads where they seem to think that splitting into 2 lanes for traffic lights/islands and then merging back into one lane is a good idea.

"OH LOOK a second lane! heres my chance to pass this slow land rover thats now seemingly stopping me from cutting in... why or how is he still at the side of me?! oh [!Expletive Deleted!] ran out of road and im now on the wrong side"