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Title: Metaphors?!
Post by: Thrasher on December 01, 2004, 16:33:14

http://www.schoolzone.co.uk/students/exams/metaphor.htm

Title: Metaphors?!
Post by: Dangermouse on December 01, 2004, 19:34:40

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall  :shock:

Well sumes it up err well  :?



DM  :)

Title: Metaphors?!
Post by: thermidorthelobster on December 01, 2004, 19:52:16

I liked:

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

 :lol:

Title: Metaphors?!
Post by: Bob696 on December 01, 2004, 20:27:38

thank god I don't teach english  :D

Title: Metaphors?!
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on December 01, 2004, 21:22:07

The youth of today :roll:

Title: Metaphors?!
Post by: George on December 01, 2004, 21:41:18

Don't you mean "YUFF"? :twisted:

Title: Metaphors?!
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on December 01, 2004, 22:05:27

I like the Australian metaphors;

"I'm As Full As A Fat Sheilas Dress" - I'm stuffed & couldn't eat another thing

"I'm Up To My Arse In Crocodiles" - I'm in deep trouble

"My Throats As Dry As A Dead Dingos Dong" - I'm very thirsty

"Seeing A Brown Friend Off To The Sea" - Having a 'number 2'

"Choking A Darky" - As 'Brown Friend'

So colourful those 'Diggers'  :lol:  :roll:

Title: Metaphors?!
Post by: Wanderer on December 01, 2004, 22:44:43

I'd heard seeing the Brown family of to their holidays at the coast.

:)
Ed