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Title: What no eggs
Post by: Highlander1 on June 20, 2007, 16:09:07

Good god just watched the news and they have banned egg commercial advert by Tony Hancock.

The world has gone bloody mad Suppose I'll get closed down soon for serving traditional fried breakfasts to my guests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :shock:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

Ban all cars cos they can hurt if you get run over.
Ban all bikes cos you could fall off.
Ban roads & ditches cos you can come off the road and fall in said ditch.
Ban sweets.
Ban step ladders.
Ban having kids cos they could grow up and fall over skinning there knees.
Ban swimming cos you could flicking drown I have seen the red mist descend.
Ban boats going to sea to catch fish.
ETC
ETC

One thing that they will never ban is tobacco &  alcohol cos without it they couldn't survive the loss of revenue.

Just going to cut some wood for the fire before the make illegal to use a  saw.

Title: What no eggs
Post by: gtomo2 on June 20, 2007, 20:07:18

Take it you have not see the latest h&s pen pushers stupid idea. In yorkshire the fire brigade have been told not to use blues and two or speed to some 999 calls as they may have a crash. Never mind the damage to propity from a fire of the fact that someone may be trapped in that burning car. Its just goes from mad to totally insane :shock:  :?
Oh and here is a clip from there web page. In case you think i am making it up.

   Incident Response Guidelines

New Incident Response Guidelines to Protect the Public
 
As part of South Yorkshire Fire & Rescue’s commitment to “work for a safer South Yorkshire”, firefighters have been issued with new driving guidelines for responding to incidents.
 
The new guidance formalises good practice and balance the need to get to incidents quickly with the equal need to get there safely; the aim being to reduce the risk of a fire engine being involved in a road traffic collision and thereby causing injury to the public, injury to firefighters and delay in response time.
 
Under the new guidelines, firefighters may, for example, respond at a normal road speed to a fire in a skip where it is on waste ground, with no buildings nearby and where information from callers and the local knowledge of officers deem it appropriate.
 
Tony Clay, Head of Operational Standards & Safety for South Yorkshire Fire & Rescue, said:  Ã¢â‚¬Å“Our new policy captures and formalises well established good practice.  We have all seen examples in the media of emergency vehicles being involved in road traffic collisions on the way to incidents.  Similarly we all know that in some (but by no means in all) circumstances, time is of the essence.  Our new policy seeks to balance these equally important imperatives.”

Title: What no eggs
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on June 20, 2007, 20:14:01

hey man, like don't you know its cruel? Like, eggs have rights too!

Title: What no eggs
Post by: gtomo2 on June 20, 2007, 20:18:06

It just goes to prove humptey dumpty was pushed its just a goverment cover up by blaming the army. :lol:

Title: What no eggs
Post by: Drift on June 20, 2007, 20:58:23

Ban Banning things for five years, see if statistics change  :D

Title: What no eggs
Post by: richo on June 20, 2007, 21:01:33

You can't say that they have banned it

Title: What no eggs
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on June 20, 2007, 21:08:26

just a thought.

Title: What no eggs
Post by: Manicminer on June 20, 2007, 21:14:16

http://www.orange.co.uk/news/topstories/2116.htm?linkfrom=hp1&link=ticker_pos_1_link_5&article=index

Title: What no eggs
Post by: electricbluebadger on June 20, 2007, 22:58:34

Ive been blue light trained and youd be amazed, drive without em and you can make pretty rapid progress, turn em on and normal motorists become blithering idiots, panic, swerve, slam on their brakes, run into each other in a blind panic cos they see blue lights catching them up. The accident rate does go up so we were trained to only use when absolutely necessary...

Cheers Steve

Title: What no eggs
Post by: landy4x4xfar on June 20, 2007, 23:22:16

Quote from: "electricbluebadger"

Ive been blue light trained and youd be amazed, drive without em and you can make pretty rapid progress, turn em on and normal motorists become blithering idiots, panic, swerve, slam on their brakes, run into each other in a blind panic cos they see blue lights catching them up. The accident rate does go up so we were trained to only use when absolutely necessary...

Cheers Steve

so thats why all them pikies who steel stuff wont stop for the police

so in future when i see a blue light in my back window i sould drive like a mentle and blaim the H&S when i get ticket  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: What no eggs
Post by: Bishops Finger on June 20, 2007, 23:45:02

Ah no one stated if the eggs were runny or not.....H&S needs to get it quantified... :shock:

Title: What no eggs
Post by: Highlander1 on June 21, 2007, 00:02:00

Raw egg whipped in milk every morning and drank in one go kept my grandfather going all his life. :roll:

Title: What no eggs
Post by: Drift on June 21, 2007, 00:45:37

Cool hand Luke did alright with the odd egg or two  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Bubba  8)

Title: What no eggs
Post by: Drift on June 21, 2007, 00:48:54

This is what they are banning  :lol:

Alquieda eat your heart out

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6220000/newsid_6220700/6220794.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm

Title: What no eggs
Post by: CaptainColourful on June 21, 2007, 01:33:20

They say its being banned cos an egg isn't a balanced diet.
So how can they let weetabix etc advertise then ?

It's a sad world we live in when the "do as we say" brigade have so much power...

A bloke can't even take the dog for a walk to the pub and enjoy a Hamlet moment and a couple of pints while the dog lays at his master's side these days.... I wonder what Hancock would have made of that ?