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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Evilgoat on July 02, 2007, 15:54:30

Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: Evilgoat on July 02, 2007, 15:54:30: Just gone to sort out my holiday for next year to make up for the pretty rubbish year we are having :

Description Quantity Price Total
FLIGHT PRICE 2 GBP 137.00 GBP 274.00
AIRPORT TAX & CHARGES 2 GBP 145.00 GBP 290.00

So the tax is more than the damn flights!
Â£290 leave the UK tax, bet we dont charge immigrants that much? Oh hang on, they get a free ride dont they?

Cheers Tony & Co, looks like having screwed the nuts off us with Tax they make sure we cant escape :evil:

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Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: muddyjames on July 02, 2007, 16:20:11: why do you think I have a caravan :wink: no extra money to the goverment for my holidays!!

Ok I cant go to the sayshells etc but I dont really want to go there anyway!
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: BrumLee on July 02, 2007, 17:25:57: I was going to go to Poland on one of those cheap flights to see how our European friends live back home. Apparently there's no-one there :shock: :lol: :lol:
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: chris9119 on July 02, 2007, 17:45:05: Quote from: "BrumLee"
I was going to go to Poland on one of those cheap flights to see how our European friends live back home. Apparently there's no-one there :shock: :lol: :lol:

Ouch, not really PC......, you vertically challenged friend :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: (mate)
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: Frankie-Boy on July 02, 2007, 17:56:46: Quote
Apparently there's no-one there :shock: :D :D

Where are they all then? :wink: :wink:
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: davidlandy on July 02, 2007, 19:53:09: try Corby!
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: richo on July 02, 2007, 20:41:22: You mean peterborough
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: Jas278 on July 02, 2007, 21:00:04: Quote from: "muddyjames"
why do you think I have a caravan

SO you can pay more fuel DUTY togo on HOLIDAY... :?: :?: :?:
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: datalas on July 02, 2007, 21:19:52: Why do you think I don't go on holiday ?

Oh wait, no, that's because I'm busy running mud-club isn't it :D
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: beast5680 on July 02, 2007, 21:34:59: Quote from: "Frankie-Boy"
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Apparently there's no-one there :shock: :D :D

Where are they all then? :wink: :wink:

most of them seem to be on a fruit farm i went to today :shock: hundreds of them there were although i must say there were a few eastern european lovelies amongst them :wink:
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: muddyjames on July 02, 2007, 21:45:11: Quote from: "Jas278"
Quote from: "muddyjames"
why do you think I have a caravan

SO you can pay more fuel DUTY togo on HOLIDAY... :?: :?: :?:

No duty on veg oil now for the first 2500litres!! Tesco is great :lol:
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: Evilgoat on July 03, 2007, 09:22:32: Quote from: "beast5680"
Quote from: "Frankie-Boy"
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Apparently there's no-one there :shock: :D :D

Where are they all then? :wink: :wink:

most of them seem to be on a fruit farm i went to today :shock: hundreds of them there were although i must say there were a few eastern european lovelies amongst them :wink:

17% of Southampton's population is now Polish. So assuming the last census was close to accurate, thats about 200,000
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: kizz81 on July 03, 2007, 17:11:30: the sports world head depot is near here in shire brooke and there is the biggest factory type building i have ever seen, every worker there is polish!!
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: Range Rover Blues on July 03, 2007, 17:47:54: There's hundreds of Polish here too, lots work in the sandwich factory.

My mate has a car showroom, he recons the know 2 phrases of english.

"what I get for thousand pounds"

and "what year manufacture".

Not, is it taxed/tested/safe, what colour is it, has it got tyres etc etc.
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: muddyjames on July 03, 2007, 19:42:11: A mate of mine works in a potato packing factory and she is the chief in charge. (she's english by the way)

She has learnt the phrase (along the lines of)

An armless moneky on steriods can pack faster than you, get on with it :lol:

I used to work with a polish lady at a well known mobile phone company that is also a colour :wink: she was a hard worker and a pleasure to watch too :lol:
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: fudge on July 03, 2007, 20:09:42: (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p35/MarkBloomfield/1011703-Teamwork.jpg)

Oh How True This Is.....

I have a valeter / driver at work...... All I keep saying is Clean this, Clean that, wash them blah blah..... I went to a mate's garage today and he has a Russian woman working there, man o man does she work....

I need a Russian / Pole, no really!
Title: What the Hell!?
Post by: Range Rover Blues on July 04, 2007, 00:35:41: They used to say the same about Chinese imigrants, they worked for a living too.