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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: andycwb on July 07, 2007, 19:55:56

Title: Caption Contest
Post by: andycwb on July 07, 2007, 19:55:56: (http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/torpedos.jpg)
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Post by: landy4x4xfar on July 07, 2007, 20:14:22: look at the gazzongers on that one :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my word wot a pair of jubblees

don't park to close or i will be forced to nuke your ass

which why to Heathrow

i think the wife got them at ann summers
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Post by: andygod on July 07, 2007, 20:27:13: These new L.P.G tanks are a devil under low bridges. :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Fingers on July 07, 2007, 20:52:04: Another terrorist attack foiled after the "Giant Lipstick" excuse failed miserably.
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Post by: datalas on July 07, 2007, 20:55:05: Unsatisfied with the performance of his TD5 Discovery the proud owner resorts to less conventional measures .
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Post by: datalas on July 07, 2007, 21:13:34: how about ...
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Post by: Sharpshooter on July 07, 2007, 21:27:48: "Dave was sent out to get some crayons to keep all the kids quiet. He didnt want to have to do it again, so found some big ones that would last." :)
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Post by: Jake on July 07, 2007, 21:29:03: (http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/torpedos.jpg)
Put a fake ticket on now you dam anti's!!
:lol:
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Post by: Sharpshooter on July 07, 2007, 21:29:07: "Dave resorted to extreme measure to ensure his Land Rover passed its MOT." :)
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Post by: beast5680 on July 07, 2007, 21:32:21: when dave was asked to build a model of the space shuttle discovery he failed to admit he had not actually seen the real thing before he started :lol:
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Post by: Jake on July 07, 2007, 21:32:50: James Bonds new car was a bit more obvoius than his last one
:lol:
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Post by: Jake on July 07, 2007, 21:33:38: Quote from: "beast5680"
space shuttle discovery

Brilliant
:lol: :lol:
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Post by: beast5680 on July 07, 2007, 21:36:06: glasgow bombers decide to use a better class of vehicle for second attempt
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Post by: Boggert on July 07, 2007, 21:53:25: What size bra do I need for these?
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Post by: andycwb on July 07, 2007, 21:54:18: I literally have tears in my eyes after reading that lot.

Excellent! Keep 'em coming.

Andy
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Post by: beast5680 on July 07, 2007, 22:00:07: "Cut backs in the armed forces have seen a rise in soldiers having to use their own vehicles"
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Post by: Boggert on July 07, 2007, 22:04:19: Hello love... Will you polish my rockets?
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Post by: Jake on July 07, 2007, 22:05:51: Andy Green goes for a new record in a cheaper version of Thrust
:lol:
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Post by: beast5680 on July 07, 2007, 22:07:04: you should see the size of the gun that takes these bullets
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Post by: Jake on July 07, 2007, 22:07:17: (http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/torpedos.jpg)
Land Rover put the floats in the wrong place for the new aquatic car
:lol:
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Post by: datalas on July 07, 2007, 22:07:30: after years of persecution some motorists take drastic action against speed cameras
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Post by: Jake on July 07, 2007, 22:08:21: Scrapheap Challenge competitors found a nice car on the heap!
:o
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Post by: datalas on July 07, 2007, 22:10:10: Customs officials fail to spot yet more eastern european imports ...
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Post by: Jake on July 07, 2007, 22:17:30: (http://www.cunningham.me.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/torpedos.jpg)
Halfords new roof boxes are very aerodynamic and stream line
I just haven't figure'd out how to open them!
8)
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Post by: datalas on July 07, 2007, 22:21:10: UN Weapons inspectors finally discover the whereabouts of Iraq's weapons of mass distruction
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Post by: Jake on July 07, 2007, 22:24:53: Some say that the new Td5 power upgrades are a bit...extreme!
:lol:
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Post by: datalas on July 07, 2007, 22:27:08: Recent floods have forced drivers to consider adding floatation devices to vehicles
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Post by: TDi90 on July 08, 2007, 16:44:30: Quote from: "datalas"
how about ...

v nice... is that salisbury plain daz?
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Post by: gtomo2 on July 08, 2007, 16:57:42: Andy was a bit worried about the new haemoroids tablets the doctor have given him to take :shock:
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Post by: bigedyant on July 08, 2007, 20:59:04: Ann Summers' new delivery van really can deliver anywhere. Shame about the lorry carrying the 3ft batteries.