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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: laser_jock99 on August 09, 2007, 14:02:15

Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: laser_jock99 on August 09, 2007, 14:02:15: http://www.chelfing.com/page16.htm

Been chuckling all lunchtime on this site!
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: Drift on August 09, 2007, 14:06:54: loved this bit :lol: :lol:

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*NCAP testing for Chelfing Lunge planned for late 2009 due to minor fatalities in 2007's programme. Wanted ! NCAP test drivers for Chelfing Automotive. Generous salary and helmet provided. No gingers please. Apply to personnel department at Chelfing HQ

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: Dave_ on August 09, 2007, 15:20:33: i like this bit!!!

Safety
Prune XXX Gti
Prune XXX Turbo

Drivers side AirBag
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Womans side AirBag
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Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: Range Rover Blues on August 09, 2007, 15:30:03: That's a wind up, right?

Otherwise I'm off to test drive a my-stro at Kennings in Sheffield, even though they closed down.
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: Boggert on August 09, 2007, 18:41:43: PMSL! :lol:
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: landy4x4xfar on August 09, 2007, 18:54:36: i liked this bit

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plus a subsidized canteen offering traditional Sino-Asian food***, and chips.

now thats what i call a selling point
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taking the best of early 1980â€™s British workmanship and the latest in Chinese materials. We expect production capacity to be around 200â€™000 vehicles per year at Wongbridge, with deliveries to our growing dealer network starting later in the year** as per planâ€. Chelfing are at pains to refute claims in the local media (namely, the lying dogs at the Redditch Standard) that it will import 100% of the new labour force from the far east. Mr Giddur explains â€œDue to the highly competitive nature of the UK Automotive market, we cannot achieve the cost-targets required by using UK labour alone. Therefore it is possible that we will bring in a few containers of Sino-Asian labour to help us keep costs to a minimum. Keep on Chelfingâ€.
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on August 09, 2007, 19:31:28: Well, I'm convinced! NOT!
Although it has to be said that the way that has been written is so ridiculous, it could well be true, which is a very scary thought! :shock:
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: SHERMAN TANK on August 09, 2007, 20:15:51: Looks like them crafty chinese have re-branded rover, :lol: :lol:

All them containers of our eastern friends will be docking at Longbridge. :roll:
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: wing nut on August 09, 2007, 20:23:08: wongbridge lol and 30 day scooter warranty :D :D :D
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: Yoshi on August 09, 2007, 20:25:34: Quote
Another Industry first ! Not only were Chelfing the first company to give you 9 cupholders and koalaskin seats, we now offer integrated George Foreman Grill in the glovebox*. Enjoy a hot, freshly prepared snack from the convenience of your drivers seat, no need to stop at services to get your hotdog ! Grill only available on GGLS model, and replaces woman's side airbag.

Hurrah, a useful extra for the travelling person :D
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: POTASH on August 09, 2007, 21:14:42: i like this :lol:

Sponsorship

Chelfing Automotive are pleased to announce partnership with 'Team Chernobyl Racing', silly Englishmen racing old sportscar at Nurburgring for charity. In 2008 Chelfing will replace BMW as main vehicle for Team Chernobyl Racing. More at http://www.teamchernobylracing.com/
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: SHERMAN TANK on August 10, 2007, 03:21:17: Seen this on the site you mentioned potash

Brilliant :lol: :lol:
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: chris.hunt22 on August 10, 2007, 09:44:17: :lol: :lol: :lol: EXELLENT, I will be forwarding this on email for days!!
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: laser_jock99 on August 10, 2007, 14:00:34: Chelfing SUV video on Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1coNJvIzA4

enjoy!
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: Hobnailkelly on August 10, 2007, 21:51:26: Great spoof - untill you look at some of the other vids on the same page!
You think the Chelfing is a crock? Check out the International CTX

Only in America ...
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: strapping young lad on August 10, 2007, 21:53:54: read all the links, and look at the dealership names esp one of the australian ones :)
Title: Chinese SUV
Post by: Budgie on August 12, 2007, 02:28:34: Quote
A drivers airbag is standard fitment, and pedestrian crash testing at the renowned Nanjing University test center revealed no significant vehicle damage at speeds of up to 55 mph.

Just the way it should be done!! :lol: